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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*spends 3 hours doing hair and makeup*

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Gay Roads posted:

*has really, really nice smelling hair*

*entire body smells like flowers*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*twerks*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*picks butt and eats it*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*gets mad at someone*
*pees on something they own for passive aggressive revenge*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*gets in a fight with a girl*
*pulls hair*

*gets in a fight with a guy*
*knees/kicks balls*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Rando posted:

Has anyone noticed or noted a particular similarity between girls and cats?

That sounds weird... like some kind of "cat girl" or something!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Zymurgy posted:

*sees something I want to take a picture of*
*take a picture of myself instead*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Uo7yJECV8

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*gets pregnant*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*has a boyfriend*
*makes boyfriend do whatever she wants all the time*
*(boyfriend does it)*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Maldoror posted:

*has a boyfriend*
*makes boyfriend do whatever she wants all the time*
*(boyfriend does it)*

*(boyfriend stops doing it)*
*dumps boyfriend*
*gets new boyfriend*
*(repeat)*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

brief derail, for reals what is that

a scallop maybe?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*pets girl*

*gets scratched*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Plafop posted:

Why did you bump a thread without a post for 6 days?

*licks self with tongue*

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Bokito posted:

*french kisses with another girl*

I'm straight, it was just for fun

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
*dots i's with circles*

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