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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

*begs significant other for more honesty in relationship*
*immediately uses anything said as a weapon for future arguments*
*can't understand why he doesn't communicate*

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

*has lived on Earth for 40+ years, can't hold a conversation about anything other than grindingly tedious family anecdotes, television dramas or what she ate yesterday*
*still acts as if silence during any waking moment causes cancer*

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

C.P.A.N. posted:

*in bed*
"I have a rape fantasy."

*could actually mean anything from "I want to be lightly tickled" to "punch me in the face and call me a oval office"*
*won't communicate own desires in an adult way but will cry for three full days and nights if you use an incorrect tone*

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