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*refuses to let you pick her nose* *can't remember the plots to movies you've seen 2 weeks ago* *is a terrible judge of character in friends, but particular as gently caress about your failings*
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Robo Reagan posted:*gets really pissed when our gaggle of white girls isn't the center of attention for once* Off topic, but that antidote to a bitchy white girl is almost always a sassy gay man I'm saying, always keep a sassy gay man on retainer somewhere, they are pretty great.
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*Skips lunch, comes home and has a huge headache from being hungry, gets upset when told to eat lunch at work, goddamnit*
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Plafop posted:You see it in porn all the time though. When they first start out, pristine inny pussy, nice and tight. By the time they're doing milf shoots, permanently gaping slime hole, with flappy beef curtains. I too get all my knowledge of sexual activity explicitly from bad pornography
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Literal Carehaver posted:understanding women is kind of like picking up a beetle and looking underneath. it is a brief glimpse in to the insanity and desperation of an inexperienced god. Whoa, need this on my tombstone If recall correctly, Crazy Pete is supposed to be "Tennessee Williams + Serial Killer" Tennessee Williams was very gay, and thus confused by female anatomy ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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"Women really need to take their rightful place at the top of the corporate ladder!" *Hates every female boss she has ever had, gushes effusively about every male boss*
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*thinks guys are gross when they hang around with each other* *talks about way more sexually explicit things with friends then men ever would* *unabashedly loves the smell of her boyfriend's armpit*
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*Gets mad because the office is messy* *Closet looks like a wasteland, bathroom sink looks like a crime scene; the victim, a bloody hair monster*
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Dec 21, 2014 18:15
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*puts her cold-rear end feet on my junk*
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Dec 29, 2014 16:15
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*mega bad-feminist man-hater : finds that having a father around her lovely kid makes things easier*
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*Only majors in degrees even Communications majors find laughable*
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