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they keep lighting my farts on fire and it isnt funny, ive blasted through 6 pairs of pants just this week and its really making a normal bodily function into a paranoid, jumpy experience for me yesterday i went into a closet to fart just to get a moment alone, but when i turned on the light i caught my wife already in there, bic lighter in hand, crouching behind some coats
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just hold it in op
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:they keep lighting my farts on fire and it isnt funny, ive blasted through 6 pairs of pants just this week and its really making a normal bodily function into a paranoid, jumpy experience for me women shouldn't be allowed to meddle with fire, since they are predisposed to episodic mania. this is why gentlemen of lore would light a lady's cigarette
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Dec 11, 2014 05:57
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how much are you paying to refuel your gas?
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Once I tried to stick a hot pocker up my friends rear end. He didn't think the 2nd degree burns on his anus were funny.
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Dec 11, 2014 05:59
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good
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Robbie Fowler posted:how much are you paying to refuel your gas? well the taco bell dollar menu doesnt satisfy when i get just one order, so i usually get 3 or 4 items off there
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