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Slice or pound some boneless chicken breast thin, marinate it in ranch for a few hours, throw that poo poo under the broiler until it starts to get brown. Only reason to buy boneless breast, really.
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i don't like ranch all that much but I'll eat it with some veggies every now and then
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Dec 11, 2014 07:50
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I didn't even know ranch with pizza was a thing until I moved to a redneck town
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Dec 11, 2014 07:54
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paranoid randroid posted:olive oil + red wine vinegar + a little fresh rosemary Don't forget the garlic powder and Dijon mustard.
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Dec 11, 2014 08:00
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The best sauce for spicy wings is the spicy sauce
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Dec 11, 2014 08:02
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The sauce is boss. It should be rancher dressing, not ranch, it's the rancher who is the boss of the activities on the ranch. Fatties are dumb.
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Dec 11, 2014 08:03
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ranch is mostly buttermilk and mayonnaise for those who aren't aware
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Dec 11, 2014 08:06
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Ranch is kind of gross-tasting, and also fat people put it on everything. Ranch Doritos are pretty great though.
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Dec 11, 2014 08:28
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Ranch is the most American of all the salad dressings. All the complainers are just hipster elitist liberals who hate America.
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Dec 11, 2014 09:25
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But what came first: ranch, or cool ranch?
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Dec 11, 2014 09:26
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Mustard is the best condiment, other condiments ain't poo poo to a good jar of mustard
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Dec 11, 2014 09:27
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It's actually interesting that chipotle was mentioned so early in the thread, because I do hate on chipotle, the restaurant, because they have an incredibly patronizing radio commercial that aired like 2 years ago and I took it personally. And I say it's interesting, because I also refuse to buy any Sabra brand dips, because their radio commercial treated me like I'm an rear end hole for liking ranch. Because apparently they can't explain why it's called ranch. Here's a fact, you fucks at Sabra, IT'S CALLED RANCH DRESSING BECAUSE IT WAS INVENTED ON A RANCH! WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?!?
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Dec 11, 2014 09:38
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It's weird as hell. I eat a regular garbage goon diet, but the one thing I feel most overtly embarrassed and ashamed about liking is crisp hot fast food fries and those foil-topped ranch dipping things they give out with chicken nuggets. It's like, a bunch of cheeseburgers? Fine, no biggie, but just getting an order of fries and asking for ranch sauce...oh, that's when the shame kicks in. I don't even do it on a regular basis, since I'm a cheap motherfucker, but when I do I feel like a trash person, just sitting in my car at the drive-thru making the cashier go out of their way to get me some ranch-like condiments. gently caress.
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Dec 11, 2014 12:56
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I use it on celery when I go overboard with spicy sauce and burn myself.
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Dec 11, 2014 13:10
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i hate blue cheese and bones so i use ranch on my bone-out wings, which are really just chicken nuggets in spicy sauce i guess. I also put it on lovely pizza. That is, oven-bake pizzas, a pizza from a national pizza chain, and that's pretty much it. Otherwise it's a forgettable condiment, but boy howdy it can make a really lovely pizza taste awesome.
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Dec 11, 2014 13:13
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both dressing and mayo are gross
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Dec 11, 2014 13:40
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Ranch is good IMO op
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Dec 11, 2014 13:47
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ranch is good but only if it is omega 3, grass-fed, certified organic, overpriced and pretentious
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Dec 11, 2014 13:57
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ranch can be a good dip but i can't imagine why you would use it as an actual salad dressing. and i'll never understand the pizza thing, i think people are making that up as a joke, i've never seen it happen in person.
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Dec 11, 2014 14:18
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Id never even head of it until this year. It is the most American, trash, retarded "dressing" I have ever come across.
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Dec 11, 2014 14:24
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Sojenus posted:ranch can be a good dip but i can't imagine why you would use it as an actual salad dressing. and i'll never understand the pizza thing, i think people are making that up as a joke, i've never seen it happen in person. OK listen .. try this.,.. next time you're at the hut for the lunch buffet.... or even better... cicis..... pile your plate up with some slices o that greasy sausage n 'roni..... pile it up... then go over to the salad bar... its usually nearby... ladle a bunch of ranch all over your 'za pile. It should look like a snow capped peak haha. Then eat that thing... eat it all. The creamy cool ranch really mellows out the spicy sausage and cuts the grease.... Another thing it does is it adds a lot of lubrication so the 'za goes down smooooooth
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Dec 11, 2014 14:31
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fat goons w fat opinions
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Dec 11, 2014 14:36
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don't ever try ranch on good pizza. It's a waste of good pizza, and a misuse of ranch. It will just perplex you why anybody does it. Get a little caesars, or a totinos party pizza, or pizza hut, then try it, and you will understand.
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Dec 11, 2014 14:38
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I do a salad with spinach, celery, mushrooms, black olives, red onion, sunflower seeds, shredded bacon and fresh black pepper that is pretty baller with ranch on it, but that's the only legitimately non-shameful use for the stuff I can think of.
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Dec 11, 2014 14:50
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a starwar betamax posted:OK listen like i'm going to get my za on anywhere but with the king of rome. that poo poo be perfect, it ain't need nothin
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Dec 11, 2014 14:50
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one time my friends and i were all smoking hella weed at his place while his parents were gone so we raided the fridge and found some of those frozen jalapeno poppers so were like hell yeah oven them btiches up and when they were done and we were eating them i said "yo you know what these need?" and meand a friend said at the exact same time "ranch" and we laughed our asses off that poo poo was hilarious anyway thats my ranch story cya
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Dec 11, 2014 15:29
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ranch is the white trashiest of condiments
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Dec 11, 2014 15:30
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uG posted:ranch is the white trashiest of condiments no, vinaigrette is because that's what they eat in Europe aka the Mississippi of the world
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Dec 11, 2014 15:41
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i probably eat ranch close to every day. that's not a joke.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:43
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Eating ranch, are you? Pretty tasty, isn't it? Wanna know what you're eating? God's cum
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Dec 11, 2014 15:45
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I've hated ranch ever since they had it in those squeezy bottles in the school cafeteria alongside the mustard. It was room temperature and must have been watered down, and kids would squirt it all over their cafeteria fries and cafeteria pizza and my brain curdled like the ranch didn't.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:48
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Treebeh posted:You're wrong because blue cheese is obviously the ultimate sauce for spicy wings
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Dec 11, 2014 15:49
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Ranch is tasty. I don't see why there is such a stigma against it. It is an American Classic. And just because you enjoy ranch doesn't mean you don't enjoy other dressings. End the stigma. I eat ranch, and I'm proud.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:50
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peoples who love ranch tend to have many food preferences that gross me out
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Dec 11, 2014 15:51
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if you have to put a sauce on your finished prepared food it's probably poo poo food in the first place and you might as well just drink your sauce.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:52
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TOILETLORD posted:if you have to put a sauce on your finished prepared food it's probably poo poo food in the first place and you might as well just drink your sauce. yes, all sauces are gross, what are you people thinking?
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Dec 11, 2014 15:55
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:"Only white people like ranch"- GBS- meanwhile the blacks are eating Ranch by the gallon. Fuckhead goons are loving racist as poo poo
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Dec 11, 2014 15:55
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Dipping your fries in mayonnaise is superior to ketchup. Ranch is fine. When I'm eating spicy wings I'll alternate between bleu cheese and ranch with each wing. Dunno why, I just like to, is that so wrong? My favorite salad dressing is balsamic vinaigrette but I have used ranch before on those very plain salads that are basically just lettuce/spinach/tomatoes/carrots and it's alright, just don't drown it in dressing. I've never dipped pizza in ranch, though I've heard about people doing it. I guess it's just not really a thing where I'm from. BBQ sauce is the best dipping sauce for nuggets. Either that or honey.
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Dec 11, 2014 15:57
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Reuben sandwich with Thousand Island dressing
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I love hollandaise on baked potatoes with a little Worcestershire and fresh chives. Need potato.
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