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Moosechees posted:ranch is for manchildren who are afraid of blue cheese dressing Hey, I was afraid of clowns 20 years before it was cool and 19 years before it was uncool. 
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Das Boo posted:Hey, I was afraid of clowns 20 years before it was cool and 19 years before it was uncool. i have literally peed on clowns
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Dec 12, 2014 15:49
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those darn ironic hipsters, eating salad dressing
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Dec 12, 2014 15:49
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TOILETLORD posted:i have literally peed on clowns Can you tell me this story? 
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Dec 12, 2014 15:50
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condiment snobbery is even more shameful than food snobbery which is p bad to begin with yeah its gross when someone empties like a bottle of ranch onto something and eats it but its pretty good on a lot of stuff still prefer it to blue cheese for wings I wasn't aware that people put it on pizza that much though; weird. is that a coastal thing because out here in flyover country the thing I see peopel dipping pizza in a lot is cheese
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Dec 12, 2014 15:53
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Remember in Lost when Hurley is eating directly from the huge tub of Ranch? And then Michael was using the tubs as target practice and we all breathed a sigh of relief because it was gone. Finally and wonderfully gone.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:54
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Das Boo posted:Can you tell me this story? when i was like 4 my parents got our family tickets to go to the circus we didn't have much money so we were far back nose bleed on the bleachers. i had to pee and it would have taken forever to walk back to the bathrooms because they were thoe free standing wood bleachers with no back rest or stairs. so my mom told me to just pee off the top of the bleachers where we were sitting, and i ended up peeing on all the clowns getting ready to go out and perform before the show started.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:55
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TOILETLORD posted:when i was like 4 my parents got our family tickets to go to the circus we didn't have much money so we were far back nose bleed on the bleachers. i had to pee and it would have taken forever to walk back to the bathrooms because they were thoe free standing wood bleachers with no back rest or stairs. so my mom told me to just pee off the top of the bleachers where we were sitting, and i ended up peeing on all the clowns getting ready to go out and perform before the show started. Clowns. You are a goddamn hero.
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Dec 12, 2014 16:00
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TOILETLORD posted:when i was like 4 my parents got our family tickets to go to the circus we didn't have much money so we were far back nose bleed on the bleachers. i had to pee and it would have taken forever to walk back to the bathrooms because they were thoe free standing wood bleachers with no back rest or stairs. so my mom told me to just pee off the top of the bleachers where we were sitting, and i ended up peeing on all the clowns getting ready to go out and perform before the show started. truly the lord of toilets.
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Dec 12, 2014 16:13
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TOILETLORD posted:when i was like 4 my parents got our family tickets to go to the circus we didn't have much money so we were far back nose bleed on the bleachers. i had to pee and it would have taken forever to walk back to the bathrooms because they were thoe free standing wood bleachers with no back rest or stairs. so my mom told me to just pee off the top of the bleachers where we were sitting, and i ended up peeing on all the clowns getting ready to go out and perform before the show started. That's why most people get into clowning tbh
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Dec 12, 2014 16:39
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i don't mind ranch, it's ok i guess. i prefer newman's caesar if i'm gonna defeat the purpose of a salad though. it's the people who like ranch that are terrible, that's why it's trendy to hate on the dressing itself. but hating on a salad dressing of all things makes you equally pathetic as the fat fucks who drench their food in their fatty fatsauce.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:20
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There's blue cheese now?
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the best ranch is the kind you get in little cups from restaurants that make it themselves. the stuff in the bottle really sucks.
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Dec 12, 2014 17:21
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