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steinrokkan posted:This slobbering, wheezing, bug eyed lump of flesh is a QT I know he's the best!
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My dog loving hates pugs and has to be restrained from attacking them on sight, it's pretty funny.
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thatbastardken posted:My dog loving hates pugs and has to be restrained from attacking them on sight, it's pretty funny. We selectively bred the drat things into the dog equivalent of the uncanny valley; it's perfectly natural to want to destroy a cruel mockery of yourself. This is also why people hate retards.
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Mar 14, 2015 12:38
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Suicide Sam E. posted:
oh my lord these retards
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Post more pugs, as content here is my genetic dead end, Frodo: He is dumb as hell and absolutely loses his poo poo whenever he meets people, but is mostly afraid of other dogs since my mum's giant pointer/blue heeler kept bowling him over with her enthusiasm. He has the attention span of a gnat so getting him to look at a camera is a task 
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Mar 14, 2015 12:56
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Ten Becquerels posted:Post more pugs, as content here is my genetic dead end, Frodo: Adorable! Jack loves other dogs because he grew up spending a lot of time with them. Here's him annoyed at being woken up. He's one lazy fucker! 
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Starving Autist posted:We selectively bred the drat things into the dog equivalent of the uncanny valley; it's perfectly natural to want to destroy a cruel mockery of yourself. This is also why people hate retards. Here is Suzy when she is not going after a pug like it personally insulted her  vastly superior to pugs.
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Mar 14, 2015 13:11
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Pug monk!  Also, this pig acts more like a dog than the pug: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO1rN57PD_w Scandalous Wench fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 13:47
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Scandalous Wench posted:Also, this pig acts more like a dog than the pug: That's because it's a healthy animal and not a freak.
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Scandalous Wench posted:Pug monk! lol digging the ballschin
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Mar 14, 2015 14:22
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Spanish Manlove posted:i like chihuahuas, particularly mixed mutty versions, because they're hardy little bastards Mine's a stout little fucker of a chihuahua/pom/tank mix and he's tough as nails. He lives to chase my 90 lb mutt around the yard and leap at his ruff and hang off it like a 20 lb remora before he gets shook off. When he isn't doing that, he lives to sit on your lap and be cuddled, the adorable little poo poo. Mutts rule, especially the burly small ones.
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Mar 14, 2015 14:24
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Profondo Rosso posted:Adorable! Jack loves other dogs because he grew up spending a lot of time with them. Here's him annoyed at being woken up. He's one lazy fucker! You'd be lazy too if you could barely breathe and couldn't see directly in front of you on top of that.
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thatbastardken posted:Here is Suzy when she is not going after a pug like it personally insulted her good dogge
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So does anyone have a pug/chihuahua? Or does that mix just explode in the womb before it can be loosed upon the Earth?
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Suicide Sam E. posted:So does anyone have a pug/chihuahua? Or does that mix just explode in the womb before it can be loosed upon the Earth? they're called chugs and they're the worst.  this good doggie is cuddling with an exhausted flight attendant and that's way better than some doofy loving nazi dog chasing around little dogs like an idiot
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Mar 14, 2015 17:49
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god drat those are some ugly dogs
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solid work here guys thread should be stickied imo
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Gatekeeper posted:they're called chugs and they're the worst. I couldn't imagine how chihuahuas could look more worried, but there's the proof. IDK about the worst? I'd have to play with one to tell.
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Pugs are an example of de-evolution. They start out as a cute dog then reverse transform into a grub. A snorting, sleep apnic grub.
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Demora posted:Pugs are an example of de-evolution. They start out as a cute dog then reverse transform into a grub. You left out sightless.
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Gatekeeper posted:they're called chugs and they're the worst. This dog has passed out because its a genetic trainwreck being kept by people who treat it as an accessory rather than a living being.
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I have a pug and she always looks insanely happy or chronically worried. Either expression is pure ridiculousness and I adore her. She does have some skin and back issues though 
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Mar 15, 2015 01:41
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steinrokkan posted:This dog has passed out because its a genetic trainwreck being kept by people who treat it as an accessory rather than a living being. nah man you just don't get it, this little dude is my buddy and is definitely alive and not an accessory, we go on adventures together constantly and we both, as awesome buddies, easily have a more fulfilling life than you could ever hope to have.
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pugs are a horrific living testament to the avarice of man
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Gatekeeper posted:
Nah mate she doesn't chase them, just goes straight for the kill. She's supposed to be a pig dog but maybe she's dyslexic.
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 oh what a bundle of genetic catastrophes ye gods what have we done??? oh wait no its just a cool as gently caress pug exploring an icy stream in the snow, chilling with ducks because he's loving cool and chill and in every way your superior. a malformed inbred chinese monster is literally better than you and god, that must wound you in ways i can't imagine because me and this dog are loving so cool
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Mar 15, 2015 02:04
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 is your dog basically biggie smalls? NOPE. so eat my shorts.
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Shortly afterwards the pug tripped because it couldn't see where it was going and drowned in 1cm of water. Ducks ate the corpse.
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Fatkraken posted:are pugs the ones where you have to stick your finger up their arse every week to empty their anal glands? The Monkey Man posted:You need to do that with a lot of small breeds, but not nearly that often. I know is from da first page. But what? This is a thing? Finger butts of small breeds?
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I know is from da first page. But what? This is a thing? Finger butts of small breeds? If you need to stick a finger up there you are doing it wrong. Once or twice a year my pug's gland needs help to get expressed. It it usually isn't a problem. A wet wipe and a little gentle squeeze and it's right as rain.
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literally the spawn of satan sent to torment you with the sound of them struggling to breathe. hosed a girl with pugs and woke up with one on the bed looking at me and freaked the gently caress outt
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Pugs are the Danny DeVito's of the dog world.
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Ultimate Mango posted:If you need to stick a finger up there you are doing it wrong. Once or twice a year my pug's gland needs help to get expressed. It it usually isn't a problem. A wet wipe and a little gentle squeeze and it's right as rain. 
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So much pug hate itt.  LET US RAISE OUR VOICES IN MORE PLEASING AND DULCET TONES!We have a pug and shiba inu, and for all his genetic monstrosity, the pug is way healthier than the shiba ever was. Shiba has hip displasia, glaucoma, frequent UTIs, pancreatitis and god knows what else next. Mr. Pug meanwhile, is just fine. You'd think it'd be the other way around, but nope. The aforementioned pups:  Shiba snouting and pug pouting because "No one loves meeee"  SunAndSpring posted:Pugs are the Danny DeVito's of the dog world. This exactly.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Dog%27s-Anal-Gland
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SunAndSpring posted:Pugs are the Danny DeVito's of the dog world.  Edit: Almost missed this: Username post combo
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Suicide Sam E. posted:So does anyone have a pug/chihuahua? Or does that mix just explode in the womb before it can be loosed upon the Earth? My friend and her room mate had one from the shelter. Everyone called it "bug eyed fucker". Not a bad dog I guess
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot it, a horrible pug It's following you About 30 feet back. It drools from it's nose and loses and eye. it's gaining on you. a horrible pug. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. it's almost upon you now And you can see there's poo poo on it's face! My god, there's poo poo everywhere! Running for your life (From a horrible pug.) He's struggling to breath. (It's a horrible pug.) Lurking in the shadows Overbred trainwreck horrible pug. Living in a lap, (horrible pug.) Begging for death, (horrible pug.) Eating to hide the pain Pitiful monstrous horrible pug.
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Most of the dogs itt are fat. So fat.
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yeah people exercise your pugs or don't feed them if they can't exercise or just euth them
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