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Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Daedra posted:

what if my diet consists of baconaters dipped in ranch with a diet sprite

Ditch the bun and you're pretty much eating like the gassed Low Carb thread

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
lmbo retarded goons

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
did everyone eat their vegetables today?

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Fatkraken posted:

did everyone eat their vegetables today?

1 bottle of ketchup down, so yes.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

This is a song about vegetables. They keep you regular and real good for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDGiW-qZ2k

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Top City Homo posted:

TRUE FACT:

People who are considered "picky eaters" have undiagnosed mental disorders
lmao if you don't objectively love everything. Don't like Polka music? lmao you're mentally retarded. Not a fan of the Hunger Games movies? Hahah go see a therapist idiot.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

lmao if you don't objectively love everything. Don't like Polka music? lmao you're mentally retarded. Not a fan of the Hunger Games movies? Hahah go see a therapist idiot.

We're not talking people who don't like celery or salami or whatever, picky eaters are people who won't eat like 90% of possible foods. They are a huge pain to cater for and generally have awful, child like taste. There are people who eat nothing but cheese pizza and chicken nuggets.

Also, it's normal to like or at least be able to stomach a wide variety of foods, in the past people who refused to eat edible food because they didn't like it didn't have many kids. Because they died because they turned their nose up at perfectly good food. :biotruths: but gently caress it

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Fatkraken posted:

We're not talking people who don't like celery or salami or whatever, picky eaters are people who won't eat like 90% of possible foods. They are a huge pain to cater for and generally have awful, child like taste. There are people who eat nothing but cheese pizza and chicken nuggets.

My boyfriend's dad is like this, it sucks because if we go out to eat we can't go anyplace interesting unless they happen to also serve spaghetti with plain sauce or one of his other 2 or 3 approved foods.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

My boyfriend's dad is like this, it sucks because if we go out to eat we can't go anyplace interesting unless they happen to also serve spaghetti with plain sauce or one of his other 2 or 3 approved foods.
sever

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
I will eat poo poo like carrots and onions but gently caress leafy greens. I'm not a loving rabbit or sheep.

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Dec 12, 2014

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

School Nickname posted:

I will eat poo poo like carrots and onions but gently caress leafy greens. I'm not a loving rabbit or sheep

do you refuse to eat meat because you're not a lion?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

School Nickname posted:

I will eat poo poo

I will not

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?



It's good for you. It has vitamins which help you body grow and repair and double-fibre which improves your poop made from other poop. It is also very filling and low in calories and will kill you which helps you be less fat

open container
Sep 16, 2008
i'm a vegetarian

only inhale vegetation





:420:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Excellent choice lion, Pumpkins is good eatin'.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
is cum a vegetable

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
i love veg and feel anxious if i don't eat them everyday. like real guilt. it's loving ridiculous and a little embarrassing, but also delicious, so i dunno.

also plants eat sunshine and that's p cool to think about as I chew them.

veg i like: cabbage, kale, artichoke, roasted carrots, celery, spinach, broccoli, cauliflower

all are delicious (not corn, gently caress corn).

I make a kale banana smoothie for post-gym that's loving delicious with soy milk and a green apple in there. freezes well, too.

You can make egg rolls with vegetable? Or soup? Those are both loving good.

I made borscht the other week, it was very good but I do not recommend it, as it requires a food processor and a flavor palate beyond that of a goddamn chicken nugget and french fries eating child.

AND you can save your skins and ends in a bag in the freezer, dump it in a pot at the end of the week and fill it with water. Boil it, strain it, put it in an ice cube tray. Broth dude. You're paying $3 a box for the poo poo, when you should be making it out of poo poo you throw out, and you should have said veg refuse if you feed yourself properly.

Also I'm a low carb fan, because my family keels over from diabetes and loses limbs and poo poo from it, and that scares the gently caress outta me. Potatoes are okay every now and then. My au gratin potatoes makes grown men weep with joy.

give veg a chance ok? or don't, more produce for me. definitely use salt and seasonings, though, if you can't handle it raw. you'll feel better, i bet. i sure do.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Whirlwind Jones posted:

lmao if you don't objectively love everything. Don't like Polka music? lmao you're mentally retarded. Not a fan of the Hunger Games movies? Hahah go see a therapist idiot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant/Restrictive_Food_Intake_Disorder

idiot

open container
Sep 16, 2008

to be fair the dsm has always been and is presently completely fucktarded

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

open container posted:

to be fair the dsm has always been and is presently completely fucktarded

maybe but so are the people diagnosed with eating disorders

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

open container posted:

to be fair the dsm has always been and is presently completely fucktarded

Countless references to mental illness, not one to mental health :smug:

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

This is probably as relevant to picky eaters as a whole as thyroid problems are to fat people as a whole.

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

ilikedirt posted:

im vegan

i only eat vegina

What does vegina taste like?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax


Yeah that's not the same as being a "picky eater" doofus.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Whirlwind Jones posted:



Yeah that's not the same as being a "picky eater" doofus.

think lady who eats only cheesy potatoes

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

don't like how parents preach "eat spinach and get muscles like popeye." Ummm, 2.9g of protein per 100g. give me the hearts of chickens (legit what I eat) and I will show you muscles bitch.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i like vegina esp. when he goes super saiyan and beat the bad guy

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Your mom is a vegetable.


By that I mean, she's in a vegetative state, on life support, etc. I feel bad for making that mom joke now.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

which vegitable is it that makes you shoot huge ropey loads again?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

which vegitable is it that makes you shoot huge ropey loads again?
celebery.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

not gonna JO for a week and just eat celery four meals a day and be a cum geyser for next gently caress friday

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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Here's a good celery song to sing while you wank:

Celery
Celery
if she don't come
I'll tickle her bum
with a lump of celery

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