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Well, I'm all done pissing all over the toilet seat because I insist on peeing standing up.
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*makes more money than girls*
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Dec 11, 2014 21:55
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*doesnt cook or do dishes*
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Dec 11, 2014 21:56
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*shits on own balls*
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Dec 11, 2014 21:57
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*sucks dicks* im gay
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Dec 11, 2014 21:58
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*is a good boy, yes he is, yes he is*
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Dec 11, 2014 21:58
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Let me just ejaculate so I can return to being a normal human being.
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Dec 11, 2014 21:59
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I don't believe in horoscopes, I'm INTJ
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Dec 11, 2014 21:59
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Let me just ejaculate so I can return to being a normal human being.
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Dec 11, 2014 22:00
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*molests a child* Us guys huh, we can't be trusted around children anywhere!
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Dec 11, 2014 22:02
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* says fuckoff and goes to sleep *
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Dec 11, 2014 22:02
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im feeling so attacked right now but i won't say anything because its not a social justice issue when someone calls me stupid
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Dec 11, 2014 22:04
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*stomps around house with giant man feet*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:04
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misandrist bitches refuse to have sex with me because I won't play their feminist games *is too shy to literally ever talk to a woman*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:04
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*can actually park a car*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:04
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*hasn't showered in 6 months, is more than 50lbs overweight, hasn't trimmed his sweet goatee in days, wears 6xl shirts in a futile attempt to hide his fat rolls, and complains about all those feminazi bitches that keep friendzoning him as he's about to eat his fourth big Mac of the day*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:06
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*knows what screwdrivers and wrenches do, and how to use them*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:06
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*gets promoted at work*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:06
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Let me just ejaculate so I can return to being a normal human being.
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Dec 11, 2014 22:07
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*fails at life despite being given every advantage by society*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:07
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*has hobbies*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:08
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*spergs obsessively over anything technical*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:09
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Sentient Data posted:*hasn't showered in 6 months, is more than 50lbs overweight, hasn't trimmed his sweet goatee in days, wears 6xl shirts in a futile attempt to hide his fat rolls, and complains about all those feminazi bitches that keep friendzoning him as he's about to eat his fourth big Mac of the day* thats an adult baby not a boy
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Dec 11, 2014 22:10
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*works out, dresses well, and is successful in career* *remains sexually desirable for years after the age of 30*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:12
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Wow, this thread is really missing the mark ladies, let me come in here and explain to you all how you should be posting.
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Dec 11, 2014 22:12
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Wow, this thread is really missing the mark ladies, let me come in here and explain to you all how you should be posting. you could do better and you should smile more
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Dec 11, 2014 22:13
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*drinks heavily instead of discussing feelings*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:14
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*has no ability to recognize own volume level*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:15
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*doesn't help put up christmas decorations, since they'll be down in a month anyways*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:17
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LET ME TELL YOU MY OPINION ABOUT THING AND WHY THIS COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN AGREE WITH ME BECAUSE I CANT RECOGNIZE SOCIAL CUES WHEN ARGUING
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Dec 11, 2014 22:17
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*can't drink hot tea or fancy coffee in public for fear of being ridiculed*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:17
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You know what, I don't think the thermostat is set low enough, lets fix that.
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Dec 11, 2014 22:18
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*seems completely nice and normal but still might be an abusive rapist, no way to really tell for sure*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:18
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*has literally never considered bitching about friends behind their backs*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:18
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*takes up more space than strictly necessary in public transport* *microrapes*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:19
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*isnt a goddamn moron and can hook up tv and surround sound*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:19
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*Grabs a big hunk of prosciutto out of the package in the fridge and eats out of his hand*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:20
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*mauls the face off the toddler next door *was just being friendly
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Dec 11, 2014 22:20
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*pisses wherever*
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Dec 11, 2014 22:21
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Hey dudes did u know when teh sailor senshi trans4m.... they totes nekkid.....
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