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YO CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A SPOT BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY *but in a totally gay way*
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* uses words like 'alpha' and 'beta' as if those are real things that mean anything *
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Dec 12, 2014 04:47
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Al Cowens posted:* uses words like 'alpha' and 'beta' as if those are real things that mean anything * *posts like a beta little bitch*
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Dec 12, 2014 04:48
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Dec 12, 2014 04:49
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*is worried that he will be eaten by a lioness*
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Dec 12, 2014 04:51
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*Can't stop masturbating. Is baffled that sex seems like an alien concept to girls.*
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Dec 12, 2014 04:52
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gnarlyhotep posted:*is worried that he will be eaten by a lioness* 
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Dec 12, 2014 04:52
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*can't cook* *thinks (insert fast food joint that sells cheap burgers here) is the best place on earth*
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Dec 12, 2014 04:52
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*sniff tests pants on bathroom floor* Eh
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Dec 12, 2014 04:56
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* asterisks *
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Dec 12, 2014 04:58
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*reads tom clancy novels* *thinks romance novels are stupid garbage*
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Dec 12, 2014 04:58
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*reads Isaac Bashevis Singer and thinks he's really good* (this one is actually true, I do like Singer) gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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Dec 12, 2014 04:59
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*capable of reasonably guessing one object's spacial relationship to another without getting angry and needing to be proven wrong by repeated demonstration*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:01
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Hello, boys.
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Dec 12, 2014 05:01
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Cnut the Great posted:*posts like a beta little bitch* That's what I would say, if I were a boy.
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Dec 12, 2014 05:02
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Dec 12, 2014 05:03
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Cnut the Great posted:*reads tom clancy novels* "You know, John Ringo's Ghost wasn't so bad."
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Dec 12, 2014 05:03
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Big Beef City posted:*capable of reasonably guessing one object's spacial relationship to another without getting angry and needing to be proven wrong by repeated demonstration* *is actually kind of bad at this, literally has a girl brain and is probably secretly a homosexual*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:04
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Cnut the Great posted:*reads tom clancy novels*  *looks inside*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:05
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*loving loves Frank Zappa*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:05
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*is less attractive naked than all the other genders*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:15
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:*is less attractive naked than all the other genders* wait how many are there now
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Dec 12, 2014 05:16
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Al Cowens posted:* uses words like 'alpha' and 'beta' as if those are real things that mean anything * they are the first two letters of the greek alphabet, sabel
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Dec 12, 2014 05:17
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:*is less attractive naked than all the other genders* nice trap
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Dec 12, 2014 05:17
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gnarlyhotep posted:wait how many are there now No idea. Im just covering my bases
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Dec 12, 2014 05:22
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*lives in squalor* *doesn't mind*
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Dec 12, 2014 05:24
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Korthal posted:Well, I'm all done pissing all over the toilet seat because I insist on peeing standing up. You forgot to piss on the floor as well.
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Dec 12, 2014 05:34
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being male totally loving rules.
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Dec 12, 2014 05:36
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Brainbread posted:You forgot to piss on the floor as well. and also the tank somehow
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Dec 12, 2014 05:39
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Obligatory Toast posted:and also the tank somehow it really does amaze me sometimes
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Dec 12, 2014 05:40
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id rather have piss all over the toilet then blood
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Dec 12, 2014 05:41
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lol? why would there be blood in the toilet?
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Dec 12, 2014 05:48
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women smear their menses everywhere. its how we mark our territory and ward off other competing females.
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Dec 12, 2014 05:50
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Yo, imma blob posted:lol? why would there be blood in the toilet? nosebleeds from excessive arousal
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Dec 12, 2014 05:51
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*opens all packages as quickly as possible ignoring the little dashed lines*
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Dec 12, 2014 06:50
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moonshine is...... posted:*opens all packages as quickly as possible ignoring the little dashed lines* *starts cooking boxed noodles, throws the box away, forgets he needs to know the cooking time so gets the box back out of the garbage*
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Dec 12, 2014 06:58
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*gives literally no fucks about christmas or any other holiday* *pretends to because women*
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Dec 12, 2014 06:58
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gnarlyhotep posted:*gives literally no fucks about christmas or any other holiday* have you been watching me this entire time 
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Dec 12, 2014 07:16
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*is transformed into brutish caricature of those he despises and fears, does not notice irony*
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Dec 12, 2014 07:17
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NEED TOILET PAPER posted:have you been watching me this entire time nah you're just a normal guy, we generally don't care about all this "holiday cheer" bullshit it's moronic and insipid, we only put up with it because we're expected to
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