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  I imagined that as i went to the bathroom to throw out the toiletpaper that there would be a black attendant (it was a fancy restaurant) and he would see me holding the toilet paper and frown and I would be no i was only going in here to throw it out and then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM starts to play as my boss comes in the middle of the whole thing thanks for reading
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toilet paper is a solid gift
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Dec 11, 2014 22:25
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for me to poop on
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Dec 11, 2014 22:25
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i dont know seems kinda disrespectful. i didnt vote for teh guy but hes still the president you know
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Dec 11, 2014 22:26
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that's a collectors item
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Dec 11, 2014 22:29
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you shouldve gotten him a loving calendar
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Dec 11, 2014 22:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TKYv2prog
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Dec 11, 2014 22:36
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Knit him a ISIS tea cozy
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Dec 11, 2014 22:43
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whats ur totally real boss who gave you those totally real gifts and that totally real party like op?
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Dec 11, 2014 22:43
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Jerk off in it. Shred it. Use as straw for home made manger you givr to boss
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Dec 11, 2014 22:46
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I hope that you pretended to laugh and enjoy both gifts, only dweebs let principles stand in the way of sucking up to the boss op
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Dec 11, 2014 22:50
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Otto von Ruthless posted:whats ur totally real boss who gave you those totally real gifts and that totally real party like op? lol if you dont believe me. my boss is former russian military man who sells aircraft spare parts on the side while he funds our mobile gaming start up. he is an alcoholic and very funny guy also a millionaire who gave us fairly good free dinner at one of SF most expensive restaurants just because.
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Harime Nui posted:I hope that you pretended to laugh and enjoy both gifts, only dweebs let principles stand in the way of sucking up to the boss op i would never let my principles stand in the way of a steady paycheck
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Dec 11, 2014 23:07
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my boss gave me AIDS
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Dec 11, 2014 23:08
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Top City Homo posted:lol if you dont believe me. my boss is former russian military man who sells aircraft spare parts on the side while he funds our mobile gaming start up. he is an alcoholic and very funny guy also a millionaire who gave us fairly good free dinner at one of SF most expensive restaurants just because. i said it was real 
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Dec 11, 2014 23:09
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The Hilary one is pretty cool. Did you go oh yeah awesome thanks you got me the next prez nutcracker!
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Dec 11, 2014 23:10
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dad gay. so what posted:my boss gave me AIDS was it herpesdickAIDS or just regular AIDS
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Dec 11, 2014 23:32
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dad gay. so what posted:my boss gave me AIDS well I hope that you laughed and pretended to enjoy it
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Dec 11, 2014 23:33
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I hope being NSA watchlisted was worth the laughs.
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Dec 11, 2014 23:42
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He doesn't seem very absorbent in that pic so he may just cause more issues than he resolves
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Dec 11, 2014 23:52
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clicked hoping for pink slip
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Dec 11, 2014 23:52
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id imagine that kind of toilet paper shreds your rear end hole into a red, raw mess
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Dec 11, 2014 23:59
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im pooping! posted:id imagine that kind of toilet paper shreds your rear end hole into a red, raw mess just like reagan intended
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Dec 12, 2014 00:06
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RainMaker posted:I hope being NSA watchlisted was worth the laughs. im on every list there is my brother likes to say things like terrorist assassination obama cia nsa cash on the phone constantly so the NSA flags our conversations all the time and i m pretty sure this thread is being monitored
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Dec 12, 2014 00:15
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im pooping! posted:id imagine that kind of toilet paper shreds your rear end hole into a red, raw mess i threw it in the garbage 3 minutes after i got the gift
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Dec 12, 2014 00:16
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Top City Homo posted:im on every list there is On the topic of the thread, my boss got me a quran for secret santa last year. A holy loving quran.....
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RainMaker posted:On the topic of the thread, my boss got me a quran for secret santa last year. A holy loving quran..... thats hosed up btw this was supposed to go in the gassed muhammed thread but pedophile prophet is a really good death metal band name
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