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Christmas Present posted:really depends on whether or not 8-year-olds can cum yet op Mods?
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If they were going full on rage virus no one could handle more than several. Kids can be vicious as it is
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Dec 12, 2014 08:25
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oh don't even bother the only mod who could answer that question is gone
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Dec 12, 2014 08:25
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a lion could probably have protected this thread
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Dec 12, 2014 08:27
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I feel like I could bring an 8 year old down in just a couple blows so probably 20-30 if I could be backing up and maneuver them into attacking me a few at a time as opposed to getting encircled. Terrain would matter a lot. If they are enraged I'm assuming they aren't planning or coordinating amongst each other. Vylan Antagonist posted:Look, this isn't about the psychological impact of seeing an endless sea of tubby 8-year-olds baying for our blood. It's about the wear and tear on our knuckles and joints from hitting all of those 100 pound bone-filled heavy bags while they are scratching, biting, and falling all over us. It's going to affect some of our numbers. You should be going for the face/eyes/throat anyway - more vulnerable, and would be right at midlevel I'm assuming if it was 8 year olds vs an adult. Like seriously one strong chop to the neck would probably put an 8 year old on the ground.
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Dec 12, 2014 08:28
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Savings Coupon posted:If they were going full on rage virus no one could handle more than several. Kids can be vicious as it is
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Dec 12, 2014 08:29
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I've actually thought about this subject at length, I haven't read the thread so not sure if anyone else has it right but the correct answer is to grab the first one and just seriously gently caress them up. Like almost kill them. No 8 year old is gonna rush you after seeing his friends face hit the pavement
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Dec 12, 2014 08:33
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if eating is the same as fighting: two drumsticks worth
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Dec 12, 2014 08:51
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Three fearless 8 year old could wreck your poo poo easy.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:10
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Chris Awful posted:Three fearless 8 year old could wreck your poo poo easy. Have you ever seen super featherweight boxing? They don't often have the power to knock each other out and those are trained adults. There's just a limit to how much damage an 8 year old can inflict.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:16
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If 10 of them come at you at the same time thats enough momentum to trip you over and then youre done for. As long as they line up and you can take them on one by one, its just a matter of stamina. But if 5-10 children slam into you at roughly the same time, you are on the floor.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:19
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All it would take is a bit of damage to your hands from smashing them into skulls and teeth to start wearing you down. The second that one of your fists gives up the ghost, you're hosed. Think you can just bruce lee kick your way through a horde of children? Not even, bro.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:28
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That's why you start throwing elbows and their heads are at a really convenient height.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:29
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Christmas Present posted:really depends on whether or not 8-year-olds can cum yet op Old enough to bleed old enough to breed was the old Viking Saying
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Dec 12, 2014 09:31
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Baba Ganoush posted:That's why you start throwing elbows and their heads are at a really convenient height. Motherfucker I'm 6' 3 That poo poo just isn't happening.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:36
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lol if you think an eight year old will get tired before you. its like you've never seen or been children before.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:39
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FuckenPunchOn posted:Motherfucker I'm 6' 3 downward motion, boom you just split his skull in half
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Dec 12, 2014 09:45
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Baba Ganoush posted:downward motion, boom you just split his skull in half Yeah, just go Ong Bak on them. Then one of them goes chimp and goes for your balls. Chimp-style always wins.
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Dec 12, 2014 09:50
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Baba Ganoush posted:downward motion, boom you just split his skull in half brb gonna test this
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Dec 12, 2014 10:01
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Honestly, I think three would beat me. I figure if I got lucky I'd knock one out with my longer reach as they ran towards me, but after that they'd probably just tip my skinny rear end over and that would be basically all she wrote. basically whenever i walk into a classroom at an elementary school i'm paralyzed with a mortal fear, is what i'm trying to say
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Dec 12, 2014 10:04
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Baba Ganoush posted:downward motion, boom you just split his skull in half This would end with the splits for extra badassery.
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Dec 12, 2014 10:59
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Every time I've tried, 3 has been my threshold
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Dec 12, 2014 18:24
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Savings Coupon posted:If they were going full on rage virus no one could handle more than several. Kids can be vicious as it is Yeah, anyone claiming double digits here obviously doesn't have any children. I've met 8-year-olds that I wouldn't bet against in single combat with the average goon.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:07
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why are you sick fucks talking about beating off 8 year olds
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Dec 12, 2014 19:10
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mdemone posted:Yeah, anyone claiming double digits here obviously doesn't have any children. I've met 8-year-olds that I wouldn't bet against in single combat with the average goon. I've got two kids, and trust me: Children are total pussies, one good thump and they drop like a sack of potatoes. I could easily take out 20 or more before they overwhelm me.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:20
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Frank Horrigan posted:I've got two kids, and trust me: Children are total pussies, one good thump and they drop like a sack of potatoes. I could easily take out 20 or more before they overwhelm me. But that's the crux of it: we are to assume these kids are not pussies, but filled with a murderous rage that only dissipates upon death. Otherwise yes, I agree. That makes for a less interesting scenario though.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:25
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Concerned Citizen posted:Assume all the children are coming at you at once, and they are unarmed. You are also unarmed. They are filled with rage and won't hold back - they would gouge out your eyes if you let them. How many could you take down before being swarmed and probably killed? Deciding factor: Are any of them light enough to pick up and physically use as clubs?
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Dec 12, 2014 19:29
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Amateur Saboteur posted:what did you do to cause an entire third grade class to attack you? We used to have schoolyard wars back in the winter. Each grade would build their fort and try to destroy everyone else's. It was every grade for themselves and we took it pretty seriously.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:31
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Blazing Ownager posted:Deciding factor: Are any of them light enough to pick up and physically use as clubs? lol if you're too weak to pick up an 8 year old
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Dec 12, 2014 19:32
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A couple dozen. Take down the first 5 or 6 really fast and use their bodies as shields and barriers to slow the surge. As the pile starts to get higher with unconscious children you could pace yourself and just start punching them as they crawl over their fallen friends. Eventually you'd just tire out though. I got in to a fair amount of fights as a teenager and I imagine if you can one or two hit a 12-14 year old it'd be even easier the younger they are.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:56
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Frank Horrigan posted:lol if you're too weak to pick up an 8 year old
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Dec 12, 2014 19:59
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I think you'd also need to know how to stop them. As in do they attack until they're physically disabled? Do you have to cripple their legs and arms or kill them? Or will a swift kick to the face causing a broken nose and/or jaw be enough to check one 8yo off the list? I'm pretty confident that unless they are mindless and immune to pain that I could take down an 8yo with a well placed kick or punch to the face.
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