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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm the dancing baby from alley mcbeal except i wear bigger dipes now

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Cnut the Great posted:

my gimmick is that i type with my toes

i mean, i'm pretty good at it, so no one actually knew i did this until now

but that's my gimmick everyone. cheers

same, but with my penis/

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

There's no parody thread about good gimmick posters for some reason.

Huh.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
When the stars are properly aligned, I shall awaken from my slumber to play the most jammin' and syncopated music imaginable. Then devour everybody.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

Idiot Kicker posted:

the super power of being sub-beta and not getting sex

ceta amle??

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Robbie Fowler posted:

that's not a gimmick you loving idiot gently caress you motherfucker

Is your gimmick that you are a major jerk because that's kinda how your acting... to me
. Imo

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i'm a gimmick

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
everyone is a gimmick, right? i mean isn't that the whole point of the internet . . . .

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Poetic Justice posted:

everyone is a gimmick, right? i mean isn't that the whole point of the internet . . . .

I'm not a ....


Gimmik

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i never stop posting about myself including pictures and videos bit thr gimmick is i only post in byob okay im going back there bye

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Iggy Koopa posted:

i never stop posting about myself including pictures and videos bit thr gimmick is i only post in byob okay im going back there bye

I saw you on that picture from google maps lmfao

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

dads a mall cop posted:

i'm the dancing baby from alley mcbeal except i wear bigger dipes now

im living off of ally mcbeal reruns and marijuana

Qwerinty
Jul 20, 2006

by zen death robot
CROOOOOOOW!

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my gimmick is i'm trying to make everyone have a seizure


Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

according to the information I've been supplied

not every gimmick account has posted in this thread

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Ahem.

*clears throat*

I want to kill Ulillillia.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Sometimes I show up in a good thread

but not usually

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Bone. Cubone, bone bone bone cubone cubone, bone, cubone. Cubone bone, "bone bone cubone bone, cubone." Bone. Cuuuubone.

bone. :11tea:

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
A few days after I created this account, a certain smart-mouth IK said this to me in PM:

quote:

your gimmick sucks dude seriously.

Smh.. there's just not enough consideration these days for the time it takes to get one's parachute posting pitch perfect each time. Lol it takes friggin' dedication and commitment to get it badly right, man.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

ok mods, gas the thread and probate everyone in it we caught gunky junket

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
LoL! =)

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
death is certain

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

where is this from

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Robbie Fowler posted:

that's not a gimmick you loving idiot gently caress you motherfucker

hey gently caress you!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
We're doomed.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

We're doomed.

heeeey isn't that a Star Wars quote? You're supposed to be postin Star Trek stuff!!!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

A misanthrope posted:

heeeey isn't that a Star Wars quote? You're supposed to be postin Star Trek stuff!!!

I've got a bad feeling about that.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

you're not funny unless you have a 400+ word post

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

whoflungpoop posted:

you're not funny unless you have a 400+ word post

Yeah, WFP, I realise that. But today I'm gunning for the double negative. I'm hoping that my bad parachute plus me being a bad poster in general are gonna cancel each other out, and I'll be propelled up into the stratosphere of awesome posters just like you.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i'd settle for 400 words on why i'm an excellent poster, if you do this i will never make fun of you again
e: :toxx:

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Dec 13, 2014

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

whoflungpoop posted:

i'd settle for 400 words on why i'm an excellent poster, if you do this i will never make fun of you again
e: :toxx:

Lol you're cute, WFP. As you well know, I could easily pump out your li'l 400 word essay, waxing lyrical on all the virtues your posting holds, singing your praises; but where is the fun in that? I'd much prefer the latter, thank you very much! It provides much more opportunity for me to play you like a virtuoso. :D

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
My gimmick is that I will make really bad dedpan posts to make fun of a thread or the topics within it.
Other times, I will just post normally.

The humor comes from me thinking that there is any difference between these two things.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol you're cute, WFP. As you well know, I could easily pump out your li'l 400 word essay, waxing lyrical on all the virtues your posting holds, singing your praises; but where is the fun in that? I'd much prefer the latter, thank you very much! It provides much more opportunity for me to play you like a virtuoso. :D

You're that guy who makes long and incredibly faggy responses to everything, right?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I like you, good gimmick.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

gnarlyhotep can you gas this thread before this slapfight gets any worse

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Harime Nui posted:

I like you, good gimmick.

Your memory isn't so good, Harime. You cannot like me, for I've not watched the Powderpuff Girls. One day though.. one day we shall be friends.. if I can be bothered. :D

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Gunky Junket posted:

Yeah, WFP, I realise that. But today I'm gunning for the double negative. I'm hoping that my bad parachute plus me being a bad poster in general are gonna cancel each other out, and I'll be propelled up into the stratosphere of awesome posters just like you.

*weird stalker*
*keeps buying account back from ban*

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

gnarlyhotep can you gas this thread before this slapfight gets any worse

Now, now, MC.. hold fast and steady. No one likes a premature evacuater.

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