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Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

drowningidiot posted:

The GOP is the worst political party in the developed world.

Wrong because the Democrat Party exists.

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
we can't have commercial drones until 2017, thanks Obama

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

drowningidiot posted:

The GOP is the worst political party in the developed world.

nah the democrats are worse. they go over the top for extra dishonesty and posturing

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i love teh us of a

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i'm mad at the politics people

time to get drunk and yell at my nephew about it on facebook

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
yeah, but the good news here is that it looks like they're gonna add 44 acres to the John Muir Historic Site. :unsmith:

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Joementum posted:

yeah, but the good news here is that it looks like they're gonna add 44 acres to the John Muir Historic Site. :unsmith:

for a second i thought that was chris muir of day by day and i was about to kill myself, thanks rear end in a top hat

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

-Blocking new marijuana legalization bill in Washington, D.C.
-Wealthy donors allowed to give more to political parties
-More wheat bread for school lunches
-No more taxpayer money for expensive portraits
-Old fashioned light bulbs still allowed
-White potatoes get top billing
-Truckers won't be required to get more sleep
-Farmers get a reprieve from some clean water rules
-Banks allowed to use taxpayer money to engage in potentially risky trades
-Blocks IRS from targeting certain groups

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

TEAYCHES posted:

nah the democrats are worse. they go over the top for extra dishonesty and posturing
^^^^^^^^
this guy has lived on an alternate planet for the past 14 years

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

etalian posted:

lol

-Blocking new marijuana legalization bill in Washington, D.C.
-Wealthy donors allowed to give more to political parties
-More wheat bread for school lunches
-No more taxpayer money for expensive portraits
-Old fashioned light bulbs still allowed
-White potatoes get top billing
-Truckers won't be required to get more sleep
-Farmers get a reprieve from some clean water rules
-Banks allowed to use taxpayer money to engage in potentially risky trades
-Blocks IRS from targeting certain groups

Ralph Nader called Barack Obama an Uncle Tom and he was right. God Bless Ralph Nader.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

etalian posted:

lol

-Blocking new marijuana legalization bill in Washington, D.C.
-Wealthy donors allowed to give more to political parties
-More wheat bread for school lunches
-No more taxpayer money for expensive portraits
-Old fashioned light bulbs still allowed
-White potatoes get top billing
-Truckers won't be required to get more sleep
-Farmers get a reprieve from some clean water rules
-Banks allowed to use taxpayer money to engage in potentially risky trades
-Blocks IRS from targeting certain groups

- when queried with "does barack obama look like a bitch", the president will be required to reply "yes"

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
They better legalize weed in DC I need to get high pretty bad.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Prettz posted:

^^^^^^^^
this guy has lived on an alternate planet for the past 14 years

the democrats claim to care about minorities, the downtrodden and workers - also they pander to ethical foreign policy

yet they are complete wimpy pieces of poo poo

at least republicans are honest about being on the side of evil in a culture war

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

TEAYCHES posted:

at least republicans are honest about being on the side of evil in a culture war
they aren't, though. they lie, and lie, and lie again

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

etalian posted:

-Old fashioned light bulbs still allowed

Noooo my stockpile!!!! aka retirement plan!

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Prettz posted:

they aren't, though. they lie, and lie, and lie again

But enough about the Democrat party!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Prettz posted:

they aren't, though. they lie, and lie, and lie again

funny how thats my impression as someone who voted democrat and ended up with a war criminal motherfucker evil torture apologist

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Plafop posted:

But enough about the Democrat party!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

funny how thats my impression as someone who voted democrat and ended up with a war criminal motherfucker evil torture apologist

I wouldn't be so hard on myself, your alternative was vice president sarah palin so what choice did they give you.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i love living under the surveillance state controlled by the democratic party. poo poo, it makes me hard

Supreme Allah posted:

I wouldn't be so hard on myself, your alternative was vice president sarah palin so what choice did they give you.

shouldnt have voted

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Plafop posted:

Ralph Nader called Barack Obama an Uncle Tom and he was right. God Bless Ralph Nader.

Obama is basically Stephen from Django

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
put all career politicians in a nuclear reactor

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gnarlyhotep posted:

put all career politicians in a nuclear reactor

bad idea, there are some things that are too toxic even for a nuclear reactor to contain

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


so they aint gonna allow weed in DC better move to canada!

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

gnarlyhotep posted:

put all career politicians in a nuclear reactor

no, then we get nuclear mitch mcconnel aka gamera

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Aardvark Barber posted:

so they aint gonna allow weed in DC better move to canada!

it's still decriminalized ($25 ticket) and medical pot is still legal :2bong:

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

etalian posted:

Obama is basically Stephen from Django

Oh yase suh massah wall street, i sures not wantin you to be regulated. Aw hee hee no massuh no i just a lowly little nigga boy, yous bettuh write da bills.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the democratic party is cool and good, i love death served on a doublespeak platter

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Plafop posted:

Oh yase suh massah wall street, i sures not wantin you to be regulated. Aw hee hee no massuh no i just a lowly little nigga boy, yous bettuh write da bills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kf7fujM4ag

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

it's still decriminalized ($25 ticket) and medical pot is still legal :2bong:

Pass a rider for the Defense Bill allocating $100 million for a cannibis-hunter drone program.

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

the democratic party is cool and good, i love death served on a doublespeak platter

You can really lovely and still be objectively better than the Republican party.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

drowningidiot posted:

You can really lovely and still be objectively better than the Republican party.
You're right that this is technically possible to exist in the world, but it doesn't.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

My stupid government is trying really hard to be your government. Pretty drat sweet if you ask me.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

drowningidiot posted:

You can really lovely and still be objectively better than the Republican party.

politics are too serious to leave it up to career sociopaths exploiting a different demographic group for the same end of enriching themselves and their client constituents

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
career politicians can be used for compost, to enrich your garden soil

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
if your career politician remains upright for more than 4 hours, call your docto

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

shut up teayches

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Anarchy reigns

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

The Mad Archivist posted:

good, I'm glad of it

TEAYCHES posted:

execute congress imo

Cyra posted:

hope it stays shut down this time

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Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Aardvark Barber posted:

so they aint gonna allow weed in DC better move to canada!

counterpoint: weed in dc already

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