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Great, unrealistic options: Tim Tebow, Kurt Warner, Brett Favre, Rex Grossman, permanent-Patrick Peterson Realistic, disappointing options: Dennis Dixon (played in Arians' offense before), John Skelton (was in offseason camp, I believe). None of the available options, including Thomas and Lindley, are the least bit appetizing. Please be OK, Drew. Fun fact, the first result for "John Skelton" on Wikipedia is a circa-1500 English poet. edit: reports are saying sprained ACL and Grade 2 MCL sprain. What would that be, 2-4 weeks?
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Skelton beat the Seahawks last year after Kolb and the muscles attached to his ribs had an amicable separation.
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Dec 12, 2014 18:54
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Ryan Lindley owns haters loving vacate
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Dec 12, 2014 18:58
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I still find it hilarious that the dude spent halftime just tweeting about stuff. And then whoops, he's in the game. It wasn't him, it was his marketing firm-- but  for a different reason, his marketing people didn't realize that there was even a game that night.http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/heat-index/2014/12/12/ryan-lindley-gave-away-bibles-on-twitter-while-playing/20297139/
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Dec 12, 2014 18:59
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Ryan Lindley owns haters loving vacate this guy knows what's up
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Pops Mgee posted:The Tim Tebow lead Cardinals will beat Denver in the Superbowl. I have foreseen it. He's been going through some special training to prepare. 
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Dec 12, 2014 19:00
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Stanton is week to week with the sprain, thank Jesus Edit: per schefter
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Dec 12, 2014 19:13
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Wait isn't pretending to be a Jedi worshiping a false idol?
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Dec 12, 2014 19:30
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bigmcgaffney posted:Stanton is week to week with the sprain, thank Jesus It's 2014, and Carson Palmer getting hurt was a devastating blow to a team, and the very same team is now very happy to know that Drew Stanton is able to play I love football
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Elephanthead posted:Wait isn't pretending to be a Jedi worshiping a false idol? Pretending?
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jared lorenzen @JaredLorenzen22 Hey @AZCardinals I can be ready to leave in the morning. Fair warning it may take a week or 2 to get back to playing weight. #justplaying
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jake the snake Jake the snake Jake the Snake JAKE THE SNAKE JAKE THE SNAKE The crowd goes wild as Jake Plummer runs onto the field; his flowing locks billow dramatically as he takes a lap around the field eating up the applause. "This is it!" he thinks. "This is the year I take the Cards to the Super -" The sound of the alarm clock is especially cruel this morning. That wretched sound amplifies his throbbing headache. After he pushes empty beer bottles out the way to turn off the alarm clock, he notices the TV is still on. Sportscenter is still talking about some scrub named Doug Stanton spraining a MCL... blah, blah, blah this kid just has a sandy vagina. "I coulda played through it," Jake says to himself. Besides Derrick Stanton is a terrible name for a quarterback. It sounds like a porn star's name. One of the beers still has a couple swigs left in it. Jake might as get a head start on making sure he forgets his most recent dream. Edit: Dear god when looking him up I found this quote:On March 23, 1997, Plummer was accused of fondling three women at the Tempe, Arizona night club, Club Rio. The women stated to police that Plummer reached under their skirts and down their pants while dancing with them and consuming alcohol. When one of the women objected, he allegedly kicked her in the leg. Plummer was formally charged on May 28, 1997, with felony sexual abuse. He later struck a plea bargain, received two years probation, was also fined $1,020, and ordered to perform 100 hours of community service.[17] 
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Dec 12, 2014 19:55
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They don't call him "Jake the Snake" for nothin'.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:09
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Arizona isn't bringing in anyone else to start. If Lindley fails, it'll go to who I assume will be Dixon. Thomas will not start a game this year.
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You can't stop this prophecy. It's going to happen. Cardinals bitch
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Azhais posted:He's been going through some special training to prepare. My sensors indicate that Tim Tebow owns.
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bigmcgaffney posted:jared lorenzen @JaredLorenzen22 how many other superbowl champion QBs are there willing to do this for the cards? Seems like a slam dunk signing IMO.
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Menamino posted:how many other superbowl champion QBs are there willing to do this for the cards? Seems like a slam dunk signing IMO. let bledsoe have one last go at unleashing the dragon
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Hey Drew, we need you to come in and stand behind this line that's gotten a few QB's cut in half. Hmm, let me get back to you on that one. _____________________/ 
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Menamino posted:how many other superbowl champion QBs are there willing to do this for the cards? Seems like a slam dunk signing IMO.
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Kalli posted:Hey Drew, we need you to come in and stand behind this line that's gotten a few QB's cut in half. Actually the cardinals are like top ten in sacks allowed with only 22 on the year. Palmer blew his knee just stepping up in the pocket, and Stanton was injured on the only sack or QB hit given up in the whole game to the Rams' vaunted pass rush.
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Dec 12, 2014 21:43
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it would be a solid position to step into for any qb for a number of reasons: good D, good O-line, good skill position players, good staff, and coming in just in time for an essentially guaranteed playoff berth. playing for a max of 6 games and a decent shot at a ring has to look good to somebody
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Former "hardest hitting safety in the league" indicted on rape charges.
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The real question is how fat must Lorenzen have gotten that he has to get into playing weight? Edit: lol Nevernind. I got a good laugh though. A Man and his dog fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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Dec 12, 2014 22:29
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his playing weight is about 345 lbs so
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I kinda like the Cardinals but this is a situation that is tailor made to Free Tebow and if they don't do it they are dead to me
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Homestar Runner posted:I kinda like the Cardinals but this is a situation that is tailor made to Free Tebow and if they don't do it they are dead to me i mean the arizona fanbase is probably the most welcoming to his personality of any NFL team besides maaaybe the jags. ultra-conservative, christian state with kurt warner in their history, make it happen cards. give us one more season of that beautiful Tebow Postseason Magic
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Yoshifan823 posted:I know that the Giants have the largest injured contingent, but have the Cardinals lost more important, productive starters than anyone else? Two QBs, their top RB, a punter, Dockett, Abraham, and a dumbass backup RB who got arrested for assaulting his wife and kid. I too was sad when I saw that John Mara wasn't on that list
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wheez the roux posted:i mean the arizona fanbase is probably the most welcoming to his personality of any NFL team besides maaaybe the jags. ultra-conservative, christian state with kurt warner in their history, make it happen cards. give us one more season of that beautiful Tebow Postseason Magic Pretty much this. I cant remember having more fun in games I didnt care about than yelling Teeeeeeeeeeebbooooooowww at the bar when he pulled off the luckiest bullshit.
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This is just New Orleans getting around to indicting him I guess? No real rush since he's already facing charges in LA right?
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Grittybeard posted:This is just New Orleans getting around to indicting him I guess? No real rush since he's already facing charges in LA right? Yep. He is in jail in LA, and is also facing charges in Arizona.
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Ryan Lindley owns haters loving vacate He was the worst quarterback I've ever seen.
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I was going to put up a counterexample, but the first game I thought of was a 2012 Ryan Lindley game, so  10/31 for 72 yards and an int in a 7-6 loss against a not particularly good defense.
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Free Vince Young. No really, I doubt he'd cost much.
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Probably Magic posted:He was the worst quarterback I've ever seen.
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Kalli posted:I was going to put up a counterexample, but the first game I thought of was a 2012 Ryan Lindley game, so didn't he also play that game on 0 reps after being named the starter like a day before the game? I mean I doubt he's any good but he also got like the rawest deal on his starts
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TheChirurgeon posted:didn't he also play that game on 0 reps after being named the starter like a day before the game? I mean I doubt he's any good but he also got like the rawest deal on his starts That's definitely possible because Whiz was juggling Skelton/Lindley after Kolb went down, but he had started the previous game and it was the 4th game he played in that year.
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Pops Mgee posted:The Tim Tebow lead Cardinals will beat Denver in the Superbowl. I have foreseen it. He's actually perfect for Arians' offense. His only pass is the bomb, and Arians' one true love is the deep pass. Arians could finally eliminate runningbacks altogether and add another receiver if he had a half-back-qb hybrid who was only accurate 35+ yards downfield
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Arians and Roethlisberger was such a perfect blend of man and scheme. Luck was even better, imo
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