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Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
This means the likelihood of a Rose vs Paige fight is pretty high now that Paige needs to fight good fighters to get a title shot. I think Carla is dumb and will lose and not be a dominant champion. I kind of liked her at first but her attitude throughout the season and just being a real crap to other girls was hard to like her. It seems this division may be pretty interesting addition to the UFC. Wonder how many of these jackanapes will move up to bantamweight only to be fed to Ronda Rousey and get eaten alive. I think Carla is a relatively decent fighter but the talent pool to compare her to is very aggravating since only Rose and Randa were wort ha drat.

It has been said before but it can be said again but the discrepancy between Ronda Rousey and other female fighters is just massive. I know we are talking another division but I saw nothing tonight comparatively to fighters like Ronda or Cat Zingano. Meisha Tate would still probably lose to all these girls because well it is Meisha Tate.

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Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I wasn't really planning on watching this but I caught most of it at someone's house and it was pretty fun.

Masochism
Aug 28, 2004

Stoned, Ripped, Twisted...Good People.
Dana hosting the presser for a change.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Carla is gonna lose probably in 2015, but not because she's especially bad - all the fighters in this division are pretty flawed in one or more ways.

Also nobody except maybe Daly or Kish can move up to bantam, they're all tiny girls.

I think Gadelha or maybe polish name girl can beat Carla, and Alexa Grasso's style is a good matchup for anyone in the division, but I don't think this division is gonna have a dominant champion for a while.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Did anyone else think Rose looked a little gassed of adrenaline dumped going into the second round?

She's so young - she has a million years to work on everything.

loving gently caress gently caress this sport exists to make me sad.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
She fought at an insane pace that she couldn't keep up.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
All that spinning and jumping for barely any gain played a big part.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
She also kept jumping in the air and throwing dumb poo poo

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Also it's fine not working on takedown defense I guess, but like at least work on your footwork so that you've got some distance and can utilize your reach and make her work for that power doubl-nope, lets throw kicks that don't land.

Now I am imagining Trevor Wittman reciting this poem all throughout Rose's training camp

The past has gone, the future will come,
The most important part, is the present,

It is a gift, that's why they call it present.

When you are in the room getting your hands wrapped up tight,
You are ready for this big-rear end fight.

You feel much lighter, are you ready to be the Ultimate Fighter?

Keep your focus, this ain't hocus-pocus.

1st AD fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Dec 13, 2014

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

1st AD posted:

Also it's fine not working on takedown defense I guess

I don't think it is

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

EXOTIC ALIEN: Wow, that's an incredible talent, what do you plan to do with it?



            ___ I'm going to make $25 as Angela Magana's cornerman and tell her she can fight
 ,gPPPPRg, /
dP'     `Yb____ I'm going to hold seminars about lying to women
Yb   '   dP
 "8ggggg8" \___ The holocaust never happened


At least tonight brought us the funniest post I've seen in a few years.

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP

Dangersim posted:

Carla looks like BJ before the second frankie fight.

Food Court Druid posted:

Carla looks like she's gonna throw up again.

Viper_3000 posted:

Carla isn't even moving in the cage.

Grem posted:

No way Esparza has the gas for this pace after round 2.

Dangersim posted:

Carla has big time jitters

1st AD posted:

Distance is definitely an issue for Carla

Shumagorath posted:

Between Rose's scrambles and her ability to cut off the cage it looks like Carla is going to have to strike without the footwork advantage she had against Penne. Going to be a long night.

Gregor Samsa posted:

She looks like she is on the tail end of a massive adrenaline dump
lmao

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Well Rose looked like she might win in round 1. Then she ran out of gas while Carla remained steady.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

quote:

Performance of the Night: Carla Esparza, Yancy Medeiros
Fight of the Night: Jessica Penne vs Randa Markos

Kinda surprised Oliveira/Stephens didn't get FOTN but good on Penne and Markos. If you're cynical then maybe they decided it wouldn't look good for 3 out of 4 awards to go to guys on a card stacked with women.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
kind of surprised noons didn't win poke of the night

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dangersim posted:

I don't think it is

Dude, look at your avatar.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Stimulus posted:

Pat Barry is stylin, profilin, borderline pedophilin

:laffo:

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

The majority of that was true

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Dude, look at your avatar.

touche

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
How bad were Daron's eyes getting pokes and what other funny things happened tonight

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
one of his eyes can shed a tear for the other one

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
carla might be a dorkus malorkus not pleasant person but she sure did dominate that fight and earn her belt and a motorcycle she physically isn't large enough to operate

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

hahaha

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