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A fed ex guy turned up at my door today, I live in unit 11 of an apartment building and he had a package addressed to unit 15, but his instructions said to get unit 11 to sign for it. So, I signed for it, and a few hours later a guy buzzed my door and asked for it so I gave him the package. The thing is, I did not recognise the guy at all... maybe he has not been living in unit 15 for long, but if that is the case, why did he need me to buzz him in, and why did he go from the entryway to my door, then back outside, rather already being inside and knocking on my door, or going up to unit 15 once he had the package. What was in the package?  What is going on? What have I done?
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Dec 12, 2014 12:35
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sounds like you've been struck by the smoove crim-uh-nole, op
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Dec 12, 2014 12:36
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i'll write to you in prison op
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Dec 12, 2014 12:56
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it'd be weird if you recognized a guy that only talks to you while you sleep
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Dec 12, 2014 13:01
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You received a package of drugs and you shouldn't have given it back to him
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Dec 12, 2014 13:05
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You just signed for someones drugs.
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Dec 12, 2014 13:05
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you a mark boy you gonna get stuck between a fed and a hard place
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Dec 12, 2014 13:23
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The package was shipped to Sydney from Colorado. What sort of drugs do they make in Colorado?
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Dec 12, 2014 13:26
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Dec 12, 2014 13:27
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Thought this was gonna be a thread about voting Republican
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Dec 12, 2014 13:29
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Why the gently caress did you sign for it?
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Dec 12, 2014 13:31
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monkey posted:The package was shipped to Sydney from Colorado. What sort of drugs do they make in Colorado? lol
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Dec 12, 2014 13:32
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in what universe did any of these actions seem like a good idea?
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Dec 12, 2014 13:38
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monkey posted:The package was shipped to Sydney from Colorado. What sort of drugs do they make in Colorado? could be guns since you outlawed them
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Dec 12, 2014 13:46
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Rapman the Cook posted:Why the gently caress did you sign for it? empathy. the fed ex guy was having a hard day. also there used to be attractive girls living in 15 last time i was up there but that was years ago. funkybottoms posted:in what universe did any of these actions seem like a good idea? the one where i dont give a gently caress because im chaotic neutral i suppose
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Dec 12, 2014 13:50
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signing for mysterious unexpected packages after 2001? wow, you are king idiot. hope you enjoy supermax.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:03
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monkey posted:empathy. the fed ex guy was having a hard day. also hthere used to be attractive girls living in 15 last time i was up there but that was years ago. You shouldn't have done it
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Dec 12, 2014 14:03
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monkey posted:The package was shipped to Sydney from Colorado. What sort of drugs do they make in Colorado?
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Dec 12, 2014 14:07
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The perfect crime, get weed posted halfway around the world to an address 4 doors from your own.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:08
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It likely had pounds of sealed shrinkwrapped marijuana in it for anyone who is seriously wondering
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Dec 12, 2014 14:09
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Why don't you go over to your neighbor's place and ask?
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Dec 12, 2014 14:25
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Thought this was gonna be a thread about voting
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Dec 12, 2014 14:29
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i guess ill never find out now
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Dec 12, 2014 14:30
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It was just a trial run. Next package you should keep.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:33
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Thought this was gonna be a thread about voting Republican  ... OP, don't ever go to prison. It's going to be a bad time considering they somehow marked you as their bitch outside of prison.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:37
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I bet the Australian word for "no-knock, pre-dawn raid" sounds deliciously whimsical and quaint to American ears.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:46
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What country do Australian criminals get sent to?
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Dec 12, 2014 14:49
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slomomofo posted:Why don't you go over to your neighbor's place and ask? The guy who collected the package probably isn't his neighbour. The person who ordered the package probably doesn't even live in the building. They were obviously tracking the package, though, because they turned up a few hours after it had been delivered. Just out of curiosity, did you have to give the Fedex guy your name when you signed for the package, OP? In future, don't except delivery of packages for people you don't know and be careful about accepting packages on behalf of people you do know. You haven't left yourself much plausible deniability here.
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Dec 12, 2014 14:49
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has anyone cross referenced the TCC drug smuggling thread for the resident of Unit 15?
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Dec 12, 2014 14:52
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he's kind of a dick for not sharing. least he could do is break you off a quarter or something
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Dec 12, 2014 14:55
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I bet the Australian word for "no-knock, pre-dawn raid" sounds deliciously whimsical and quaint to American ears. Ah, an Earlybarge.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:00
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concerned mom posted:What country do Australian criminals get sent to? Tasmania.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:01
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Should have opened it OP. Probably contained a sexy American genie turning your Aussie life upside down
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Dec 12, 2014 15:02
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I think I would actually call the cops, I'd be terrified about being brought in on a drug trafficking charge. Also, I know that Australia is extremely far Right, correct? If they're anything like America and Canada's Conservatives they would probably be more than happy to throw an extra guy in prison to show how tough on drug crime they are. Go down to the station, OP.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:05
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Joust posted:Ah, an Earlybarge. Tee-hee! How deliciously whimsical and quaint!
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Dec 12, 2014 15:06
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We often have people attempting to use stolen or cloned credit cards to order goods from my place of work. They sometimes order the goods to be delivered to the address of the card holder to make it look legitimate and then intercept the delivery. This could be something similar. Maybe the person in 15 has had his card stolen or cloned and you have signed for something the baddies ordered with it. Or it could just have been a big packet of drugs.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:13
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Professor Shark posted:I think I would actually call the cops, I'd be terrified about being brought in on a drug trafficking charge. Yes, confess to a crime no one knows happened.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:15
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open container posted:Yes, confess to a crime no one knows happened. Crime? What crime? He'd merely be alerting them to a suspicious incident.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:17
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Burn down the apartment building just to be sure.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:20
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open container posted:Yes, confess to a crime no one knows happened. You're right, OP should get his trench and fedora and investigate, starting with Apt 15. When he has all the pieces in place THEN he can go down to the station and lay it all out on the table, then accuse the cop of being the mastermind.
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Dec 12, 2014 15:22
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