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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Unless that illness was depression, in that case gently caress those cowards for killing themselves. What weak sacks of poo poo.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i hate my gay ill filled life

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

all consuming existential terror is the only reason i havent killed myself yet're

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
depression isn't real, friend :)

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The best suicides are when they leave a letter blaming you.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gay Roads posted:

depression isn't real, friend :)

That's what I'm saying.

Oh you feel sad sometimes? So does everyone, man the gently caress up and move on with your life.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Quit Feeling Sorry For Yourself And Make An Effort

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

gently caress you op you dont know where ive been

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
a "disease" that can be cured by getting off the drat internet and taking a walk, yase my sympathy have some more

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gay Roads posted:

a "disease" that can be cured by getting off the drat internet and taking a walk, yase my sympathy have some more

exactly, it's not like cancer or anything serious

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

op dont try to kill yourself again

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

this is not a gbs joke. im actually telling you dont do it

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
yeah man you need to get hlep :(

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

and dont do the stupid "people who kill themselves because they are depressed are wrong because depression is a joke therefore i am a joke because i am so sad and depression is not real therefore i dont deserve to live therefore i should kill myself" thing its a fucken mind trick and its too easy to fall into

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
OP, I concur with the other posters encouraging you to *not* kill yourself. We all see the symptoms of depression you're exhibiting, its clear as day in-fact, but while suicide may be the answer for some, I would encourage you to find help for your problem.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
drinking cures all

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Daedra posted:

drinking cures all

yes, especially bleach

i recommend bleach op

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Protagonist posted:

yes, especially bleach

i recommend bleach op

It's suppose to clean out your system so you can poop better right?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

work out

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lonesomedwarf posted:

gently caress you op you dont know where ive been

i know where i want u to be *points to heart*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Volume posted:

It's suppose to clean out your system so you can poop better right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
ive got a liscense to ill

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

beastie boys are the best

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
every time i got ill i got better by sleeping it off, apendicidice lived through it slept 2 days, gun shot band aides, pnuemonia just slept that poo poo off what's wrong with peo0le.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Bobert Bobertson posted:

ive got a liscense to ill

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Didn't you see Star Trek V, op.... what if they'd found a cure next week?? It is a sin to abandon hope, as J.R,R, Tolkien wrote, it is a betrayal of God's (Eru's) gift of life. Hahahaha why would you ever want to flee life when there's so many cool movies hahahaha

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



baskin robbins once said "suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems" but then he cured a permanent problem (parkinsons) permanently, with suicide

:rip:

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