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shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!


Who would of thought?



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Could be the most deadly sex toy ever invented. Of course it would have to include this Proposition 65 warning....



How much would you pay for the most deadly sex toy?

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Isn't asbestos only dangerous if you breathe it in and it gets in your lungs. Just don't got rear end to mouth and you'll be fine.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
stick it up your rear end

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

stick it up your rear end

Blow it out your rear end?

Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
What the gently caress are you talking about

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Isn't asbestos only dangerous if you breathe it in and it gets in your lungs. Just don't got rear end to mouth and you'll be fine.

yes, and even then only in it's powdered/fibrous form. So don't grind up your anal beads and snort them and you'll be fine.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Fatkraken posted:

yes, and even then only in it's powdered/fibrous form. So don't grind up your anal beads and snort them and you'll be fine.

o shi.....

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

texaholic posted:

o shi.....

rip :(

shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Isn't asbestos only dangerous if you breathe it in and it gets in your lungs. Just don't got rear end to mouth and you'll be fine.

So no condom is required? thought it was like mercury

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
asbestos is the wool harvested from salamanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
You mean Komodo dragons

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

You mean Komodo dragons

*kimono dragons

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Is this a bugchasing thing?

shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!

Baba Ganoush posted:

Is this a bugchasing thing?

Only if those bugs have a string with balls attached every so many inches

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

asbestos is the wool harvested from salamanders

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

You mean Komodo dragons

My butt is hungry.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
that sex toy is the deadest

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

that sex toy is the deadest

zombie fleshlight

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Im did asbestos I can

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
If you're just putting them up your rear end, it should be fine. Just don't fart in someone's face while they're stuffed up there, I guess.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Bardeh posted:

If you're just putting them up your rear end, it should be fine. Just don't fart in someone's face while they're stuffed up there, I guess.

dealbreaker dude

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Why is it only known to the state of California? Are they holding out on us?! :argh:

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
I was at LAX and there was a sign on the wall saying "This airport is known to the state of California to contain cancer causing substances"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
California causes cancer

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Isn't asbestos only dangerous if you breathe it in and it gets in your lungs. Just don't got rear end to mouth and you'll be fine.

:spergin:
No. The danger of asbestos is that it's fibres are insoluble by the body; if some are lodged inside the body it can't break them down and in trying to, it damages the surrounding tissues, causing cancer. You can get cancer from asbestos anywhere in/on the body; skin cancer, stomach cancer, etc, and yes, colon cancer from asbestos anal beads. PROVIDED, of course, that the fibres flake loose and lodge themselves in your butt.

So if you take care of them and aren't too rough, and get rid of them if they're damaged/worn,you'll be fine, buy that's a risk you'll have to decide for yourself.

Trochanter fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 12, 2014

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

assbestos

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

gasbestos this thread

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
stick it up your gas

tensac
Jun 9, 2011

is it anything?
sounds tasty. i would pay $5.95. no more. no less.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
a lion knows better than to purchase substandard plesure objects

Hidden Asbestos
Nov 24, 2003
[placeholder]
can I safely reverse into a burning building or structure with these?

Les Peche
Jan 29, 2008

Juicy
It really depends on the density of the material, it is really difficult to get asbestos fibers out of Bakelite, vinyl or thermoplastics which makes them pretty safe as far as asbestos containing products go.

There is also some evidence to suggest that well bound materials are safer because the fibers don't come out 'clean' so while your body has difficulty removing pure asbestos if the fibers are coated somewhat with another material, I would guess in the case of beads some sort of resin or plastic then the body can easier flush these fibers as it can 'move' the coated part.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want a fleshlight that is made of burning pieces of wood

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I thought a horse was the deadliest sex toy?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

a horse is a horse

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
if you get cancer from this is it an std

Pizzagate Pedophile
Mar 2, 2013

by Lowtax
National Asbestos Bans:
Algeria Czech Republic Iceland Malta Serbia
Argentina Denmark Ireland Mozambique Seychelles
Australia Egypt Israel Netherlands Slovakia
Austria Estonia Italy New Caledonia Slovenia
Bahrain Finland Japan Norway South Africa
Belgium France Jordan2 Oman Spain
Brunei Gabon Korea (South) Poland Sweden
Bulgaria Germany Kuwait Portugal Switzerland
Chile Greece Latvia Qatar Turkey
Croatia Honduras Lithuania Romania United Kingdom
Cyprus* Hungary Luxembourg Saudi Arabia Uruguay



lol

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Livers posted:

National Asbestos Bans:
Algeria Czech Republic Iceland Malta Serbia
Argentina Denmark Ireland Mozambique Seychelles
Australia Egypt Israel Netherlands Slovakia
Austria Estonia Italy New Caledonia Slovenia
Bahrain Finland Japan Norway South Africa
Belgium France Jordan2 Oman Spain
Brunei Gabon Korea (South) Poland Sweden
Bulgaria Germany Kuwait Portugal Switzerland
Chile Greece Latvia Qatar Turkey
Croatia Honduras Lithuania Romania United Kingdom
Cyprus* Hungary Luxembourg Saudi Arabia Uruguay



lol

Jordan2: Just when you thought September couldn't get any Blacker....

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

John Denver Hoxha posted:

Jordan2: Just when you thought September couldn't get any Blacker....

Spacebestos Jam

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Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
my rear end has gotten v lumpy after using these beads, is this normal?

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