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Is it a real beard?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:11
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Shin00bie posted:Is it a real beard? seemed real 
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Dec 12, 2014 20:12
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Did he give them chicken?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:19
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Did he give them chicken? Great question! He did not
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Dec 12, 2014 20:20
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umm what airport?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:21
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Was he wearing the trademark white suit?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:21
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Otto von Ruthless posted:umm Pearson International in Toronto Absurd posted:Was he wearing the trademark white suit? He was!
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Dec 12, 2014 20:24
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I was once asked by a woman in Malaysia if we had KFC in America.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:25
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was he followed by the squawking ghosts of 7 billion murdered chickens?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:31
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GORDON posted:I was once asked by a woman in Malaysia if we had KFC in America. If you think about it this isn't that crazy, think about all the American restaurants that get named after other places.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:32
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A misanthrope posted:was he followed by the squawking ghosts of 7 billion murdered chickens? I think you already know the answer to this yes
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Dec 12, 2014 20:34
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He was...heh...clucked
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Dec 12, 2014 20:37
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sometimes rich and powerful men exude a certain kind of sexual magnetism. was this the case with colonel sanders?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:38
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:sometimes rich and powerful men exude a certain kind of sexual magnetism. I assume that it was, but my dad was right there so my mom had to play it cool
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Dec 12, 2014 20:41
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do you know if he was going to or coming from kentucky?
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Dec 12, 2014 20:43
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Otto von Ruthless posted:do you know if he was going to or coming from kentucky? I'm not sure where he was coming from, but he explained that he liked to try to make a personal visit to every Kentucky Fried Chicken store at least once, and was on such a trip at that time. Apparently he eschewed hotels and preferred to stay with the franchise owner for several day, which I imagine was totally awesome and not at all an awkward imposition.
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Dec 12, 2014 20:49
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Talk about missed opportunities. I'd be proud of my mom if she blew the inventor of fried chicken, she mostly just blows the guys selling it at the counter. But hey, free chicken
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Dec 12, 2014 20:55
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Whats the secret recipe?
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Dec 12, 2014 21:04
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Darth123123 posted:Whats the secret recipe? I'm glad you asked!
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Is it possible your parents told you this story as a way to start gently breaking the news that the colonel really is your father? Did your "parents" seem very interested in your reaction to the story op? If you try to grow a beard does it come out naturally white op?
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Dec 12, 2014 21:12
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donkey salami posted:Is it possible your parents told you this story as a way to start gently breaking the news that the colonel really is your father? Maybe Now that you mention it... uh oh
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Dec 12, 2014 21:18
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Did the Colonel curse the Hanshin Tigers baseball team, or did his statue go evil and do it on its own? (Edit: Or as an extension of His will?)
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Dec 13, 2014 03:58
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Flying Fortress posted:it was at an airport I was gonna give you poo poo, but apparently he died in 1980
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Dec 13, 2014 04:01
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Did the Colonel curse the Hanshin Tigers baseball team, or did his statue go evil and do it on its own? (Edit: Or as an extension of His will?) that statue is only a vessel for a far greater evil Mumpy Puffinz posted:I was gonna give you poo poo, but apparently he died in 1980 also I'm old as poo poo
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Flying Fortress posted:ask me anything Are you gay?
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You are a turd OP
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Phlairdon posted:Are you gay? You're not the first to ask! But no.
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did your mom have crispy thighs?
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Dec 13, 2014 23:07
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what do his farts smell like. is it chicken? tell me its chicken
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Dec 13, 2014 23:33
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and youve done nothing w ur life
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Dec 13, 2014 23:46
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Did your mom or your dad make him cum faster?
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Dec 13, 2014 23:50
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My dad met Col. Sanders at a grand opening of a Kentucky Fried Chicken in California back in the late '60s. The Col. greeted my dad and asked him what he thought of his chicken, and my dad told him, "not bad." Welp, that's my story. Thanks for reading it!
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Dec 14, 2014 02:36
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Darth123123 posted:Whats the secret recipe? salt and pepper 
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Dec 14, 2014 02:39
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Roargasm posted:salt and pepper so what are the other 9
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colonel shitface
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Dec 14, 2014 02:40
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My dad grew up in Shelbyville and lived down the street from him. When he graduated high school, Sanders sent him a graduation card with $5 in it, which may have been worth more in 1969. Do your parents know my dad, OP?
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Dec 14, 2014 03:07
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My uncle graduated with Bill Sagat
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ElectricSheep posted:did your mom have crispy thighs? she was indeed a great cook backifran posted:what do his farts smell like. is it chicken? tell me its chicken prolly, but I wasn't there Das Boo posted:My dad grew up in Shelbyville and lived down the street from him. When he graduated high school, Sanders sent him a graduation card with $5 in it, which may have been worth more in 1969. maybe!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:My uncle graduated with Bill Sagat The dude from Street fighter? Cool.
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