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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
tap your mana, op

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

unlimited shrimp posted:

tap your mana, op

tap it like i tapped your mom's rear end.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
Turn 2.
Would you like to save before continuing?
YES / NO

Please Insert disk 5.
Press return when ready.

Not Nipsy Russell fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Dec 13, 2014

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TOILETLORD posted:

i see no wraith i see an inflatable shade though.

I had one of those but my dog bit a hole in it and I had to take it down

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Why didn't you all help more? I was kind of counting on this.

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Use pikachu

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Rando posted:

Why didn't you all help more? I was kind of counting on this.

cause you are a human being, if you are a goon and bad at magic you got a whole list of problems even bigger you should tackle first.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TOILETLORD posted:

cause you are a human being, if you are a goon and bad at magic you got a whole list of problems even bigger you should tackle first.

I have to agree on this

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Magic is just an excuse to get together to drink and smoke lots of weed.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to get back on that horse.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I thought you were clean and sober

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

6xGhoulish Farmland

3xDragon's Cottage

3xWizard Savannah

4xRibald Cobbler

4xSkeletal Mistress

4xOrcish Crooner

4xSigil of Grunsenhild

2xCackle of the Starhound

2xMacabre Hoedown

4xHip Hop Angel

2xHoot from Beneath

2xRowdy Randy

lol look at this scrub you never play Macabre Hoedown and Ribald Cobbler in the same deck

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
imo you should alsways use the rear end Scratch with the Demonic Whorehound to get multiple mana points in the breakfast phase

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

I thought you were clean and sober

I think that's the problem. I'm going to get my head right and try again.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

6xGhoulish Farmland

3xDragon's Cottage

3xWizard Savannah

4xRibald Cobbler

4xSkeletal Mistress

4xOrcish Crooner

4xSigil of Grunsenhild

2xCackle of the Starhound

2xMacabre Hoedown

4xHip Hop Angel

2xHoot from Beneath

2xRowdy Randy

:smugwizard:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Harald posted:

lol look at this scrub you never play Macabre Hoedown and Ribald Cobbler in the same deck

the whole point of the sigils of grunsenhild is to offset the charisma loss from macabre hoedown you amateur

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
yeah but you need to take into account the respite phase on Main Tube

people always forget that

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

6xGhoulish Farmland

3xDragon's Cottage

3xWizard Savannah

4xRibald Cobbler

4xSkeletal Mistress

4xOrcish Crooner

4xSigil of Grunsenhild

2xCackle of the Starhound

2xMacabre Hoedown

4xHip Hop Angel

2xHoot from Beneath

2xRowdy Randy

1xMrezzyk Apnul, Vampiric Poophammer

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

the whole point of the sigils of grunsenhild is to offset the charisma loss from macabre hoedown you amateur

uh yeah, i'm just gonna play skeletal jugband to soak the mana loss

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

yeah but you need to take into account the respite phase on Main Tube

people always forget that

use cackle of the starhound to extend breakfast phase to 2 turns->use both respites to recover your ribald cobblers to max vigor->cancel your opponents respite w/ skeletal mistress->use macabre hoedown during main tube phase->recover your cobblers charisma stat with sigil of grunsenhild->attack your opponents citadel with hip hop angels

its a basic loving combo dude

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

use cackle of the starhound to extend breakfast phase to 2 turns->use both respites to recover your ribald cobblers to max vigor->cancel your opponents respite w/ skeletal mistress->use macabre hoedown during main tube phase->recover your cobblers charisma stat with sigil of grunsenhild->attack your opponents citadel with hip hop angels

its a basic loving combo dude

dammit I always forget about the hip hop angels angle

touche

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

gnarlyhotep posted:

Rando you dork

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Also keep skitterlord tapped unless you want spiders you know where during funnel phase

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_MStm5udrE

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

Also keep skitterlord tapped unless you want spiders you know where during funnel phase

this is a blessing and a curse, it depends on if ur willing to take the citadel hit in order to buff skitterlords self esteem stat

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy




:duckie:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ok lift the sinkhole but make sure you don't level up the stinkpod too quickly

attack hard with the jackdump in round one but save the grouper for phase 3

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

ok lift the sinkhole but make sure you don't level up the stinkpod too quickly

attack hard with the jackdump in round one but save the grouper for phase 3

gotta agree with gnarly here. too many newbies make the mistake of putting multiple points into stinkpod during the first respite and if you do that your grouper is gonna be way under leveled during phase 3

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

draw a random card and just eat it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

this is a blessing and a curse, it depends on if ur willing to take the citadel hit in order to buff skitterlords self esteem stat

drat i hadn't considered that. With a Jersey multiland he could spawn enough trash tokens to bring the citadel debuff to 0 within 3 turns

but if he's not rolling with a dumpster deck i'm not sure what to suggest

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
I don't know how to play Magic OP but I'm pretty good at Go Johnny Go Go Go Go.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I like that game and since I haven't played real magic cards since like 96 or 97 I know all the cards.

Are there actual weirdos out there who have been buying and playing magic the gathering since 94?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

I like that game and since I haven't played real magic cards since like 96 or 97 I know all the cards.

Are there actual weirdos out there who have been buying and playing magic the gathering since 94?

I'd still be an actual weirdo if I didn't have to sell all my expensive type I poo poo in the divorce.

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
I didn't even need to see the rest of the sentence. I always vote Jesus

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Seriously your black was by far your strongest color and your green was doodoo so you deserved to lose. Your white was fine but weaker than your black.

Your should have had a big strong black paired with a weak skinny white, like god intended.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hellsau posted:

Seriously your black was by far your strongest color and your green was doodoo so you deserved to lose. Your white was fine but weaker than your black.

Your should have had a big strong black paired with a weak skinny white, like god intended.

Where were you hours ago?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Rando posted:

Where were you hours ago?

Defeating Sienetta, cause somebody scrubbed out first round. Now I'm the Dread Queen.

Bitches go crazy for a Dread Queen.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
soften up their garrison with a pair of simpering wyverns then play a sickly cleric/pygmy wrangler combo during their funnel phase to drop the hammer

e: this does NOT work against respite reliant orange decks!!!! i cannot emphasize this enough!!!!!!

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
your magic opponents sure do say the most amusing things

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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Howard Beale posted:

your magic opponents sure do say the most amusing things

All sorts of things

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