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Dec 13, 2014 15:22
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gold star sticker good job
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Dec 13, 2014 15:27
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*mole with single black hair on upper lip quivers*
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Dec 13, 2014 15:28
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*Lies on the floor covered in own feces for 26 hours. Six feet away from the Medalert necklace I'm too proud to wear.*
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Dec 13, 2014 15:35
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me leg! me leg is gone! argh! -Anonymous Elderly British Woman Who Lost A Leg In The Blitz
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Dec 13, 2014 15:36
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*Crashes hoveround breaks hip*
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Dec 13, 2014 15:40
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ive fallen and i cant be arsed to get up
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Dec 13, 2014 15:57
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*pulls beartrap off leg* I'll have to contact my podiatrist about this and he's just too expensive. I need a new podiatrist. I don't like my podiatrist.
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Dec 13, 2014 16:17
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"Jarvis, why would you do this to me?" Last thoughts of a 62 year old woman being strangulated by her 19 year old grandson with downs syndrome. Her grandson poured himself some dry cereal to snack on after the murder. Her body wont be found for 9 days after death. The Georgia heat caused her body to bloat prematurely. Her grandson was put in a mental health ward where he was molested by his roommate for 9 years. He died of heart disease at 28.
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Dec 13, 2014 16:31
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psyopmonkey posted:"Jarvis, why would you do this to me?" keep going I'm almost there
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Dec 13, 2014 16:59
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This is a weird ITT idea
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Dec 13, 2014 17:08
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"I never wanted you. Your father raped me." Last words of an 88 year old woman who is dying of emphysema to her middle aged son. The middle aged son never went back to his hometown after the funeral. The woman was cremated but no one picked up the ashes. She was forgotten, with no trace or memories, after her son died in a car accident.
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Dec 13, 2014 17:09
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CCrew posted:This is a weird ITT idea lmao if u dont fantasize about this constantly
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Dec 13, 2014 17:11
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"There are Golden Spiders on the walls. Theyre beautiful." A 92 year old woman with dementia who is having a fatal stroke. Her family loved her. She was a riveter in world war 2 and later became a teacher. Her oldest daughter will die the same way, in the same building, but 43 years from now.
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Dec 13, 2014 17:15
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I'm absolutely unsurprised that psyopmonkey fantasises about old women's last words
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Dec 13, 2014 17:17
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psyopmonkey posted:"There are Golden Spiders on the walls. Theyre beautiful." You're my personal VIP. (very important poster)
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Dec 13, 2014 17:20
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Dirty Sanchez posted:*Lies on the floor covered in own feces for 26 hours. Six feet away from the Medalert necklace I'm too proud to wear.* *notices that bitch maid hasn't been sweeping the corners behind the dresser properly. Valentina  *
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Dec 13, 2014 17:24
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Hobo Siege posted:You're my personal VIP. smh hobo siege
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Dec 13, 2014 17:25
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shouts about shortness of breath because she knows that the floor staff have to take vitals when shortness of breath is mentioned. does it for the attention, 30 times a day.
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Dec 13, 2014 17:39
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Nigmaetcetera posted:me leg! me leg is gone! argh! -Anonymous Elderly British Woman Who Lost A Leg In The Blitz downright obscene!
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Dec 13, 2014 17:40
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psyopmonkey posted:"There are Golden Spiders on the walls. Theyre beautiful." haha didn't you ban yourself
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Dec 13, 2014 17:45
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Oh no dear, I don't want to put you out. It's just that I fell this morning and I've been down here on this patch of ice for six hours, but I didn't want to trouble you. Only, now I'm frozen to the garage floor. No no, don't come over, I just wanted to let you know.
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Dec 13, 2014 17:48
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ArtIsResistance posted:downright obscene! isn't war the true obscenity?
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Dec 13, 2014 17:49
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My boobs nooooo Come back up here, where you belong
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Dec 13, 2014 17:59
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"I'm gay."
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Dec 13, 2014 18:06
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"Don't you touch me, friend of the family." ~ An adorable grandma while being assisted by a black EMT
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Dec 13, 2014 19:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0BEQzINzSM
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Dec 13, 2014 19:18
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I'm just going to sit here and watch my grandson p...oh cock gently caress
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Dec 13, 2014 19:23
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"I'm really disappointed that my bitchmade grandson is accepting of the homosexuals after my idiot of a son decided it was okay to hang out with those coloreds" *dies*
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Dec 13, 2014 19:28
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Oh crap, now my vagina's turned inside out. Worst Saturday ever.
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Dec 13, 2014 20:01
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*in raspy gutter voice* heeeeelllllllllp help hellllppppp
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Dec 13, 2014 20:20
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i die in service to the one true god. allah is great
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Dec 13, 2014 20:43
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i die in service to the one true god. allah is great 
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Dec 13, 2014 20:47
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i die in service to the one true god. allah is great same, metilda
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Dec 13, 2014 20:58
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*hums to self pleasently* "ooo well look at that, I've nicked a finger tss" *removes length of obsidian ritual knife from victim's sternum, places pancreas inside copper bowl with the entrails* *licks fingernails* *cackles*
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Dec 13, 2014 21:39
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Ouch! That hurts like the dickens! *colon just ruptured during rough anal sex*
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Dec 13, 2014 21:44
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Where's Tiny Lowtax?
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Dec 13, 2014 21:51
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"The only person trying to improve the quality of my life has brown skin so I doubt his credentials as a doctor and ignore all his advice."
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Dec 13, 2014 22:12
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*has more money than you* *has done more with their life despite the fact they've been housebound since their husband died a decade ago*
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Dec 13, 2014 22:15
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*cries out for help as sores openly weep and struggles for breath* Help?! *dies alone after children decided to stop visiting months ago because it was inconvenient*
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