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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Sincere apologies to all Latinos, Africans, Asians, Indians etc.....

-Texaholic
-Something Awful Goon
-Registered September 16, 2007

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
They are also all fat, and his sister, infact it's only the one woman, his sister. It wasn't even a real date the op took his sister to prom.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

I exclusively date goons

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
The op sat around playing his game boy advance in a cowboy costume the entire time. He also mumbled about how good Texas is.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Sounds like the OP's got a case of the milk fever

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
Really disappointed that we will never date OP

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
That's too bad because white women are horrible vermin.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Plafop posted:

That's too bad because white women are horrible vermin.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Plafop posted:

That's too bad because white women are horrible vermin.

a white woman birthed u from her white womb u ingrate

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

i'd let her cut off my dick by iceskating over it

if you know what i mean

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Please don't make this thread about trans* issues, thanks

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I don't think they need any apologies, op, in fact I think they will thank you for it haha

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Same because there's not much PUA material out there pertaining to women of colour

Pennant
Aug 24, 2007

~~~~~ everybody move your feet and feel united oooh ooh ooh ~~~~~
I'm sorry you have terrible taste in women, op. Maybe someday you will grow the gently caress up and realise white women are scum.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
more hotties for me

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Uranium 235 posted:

i'd let her cut off my dick by iceskating over it

if you know what i mean
id let her poo poo in my mouth

if you know what I mean

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Torka posted:

I exclusively date goons

*winks at u*

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I exclusively date midgets with scabies.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Jim Barris posted:

I exclusively date midgets with scabies.

I am loving OP's mom as well.

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

Pennant posted:

I'm sorry you have terrible taste in women, op. Maybe someday you will grow the gently caress up and realise women are scum.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ive dated exclusively white women and most are blonde

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
it's weird, i've almost exclusively dated jewish women...not by choice, more just by coincidence.

it's kinda disturbing for an anti-semite like me. of course, this begs the question if i am actually anti-semetic. maybe i just don't like/trust jewish MEN. actually, come to think of it, jewish women are pretty attractive, at least toe me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you date exclusively hypothetical women, op

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



anti-racist is code for anti-white imo

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

mookface posted:

Ive dated exclusively white women and most are blonde

same here, maybe we are eskimo bros?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

it's weird, i've almost exclusively dated jewish women...not by choice, more just by coincidence.

it's kinda disturbing for an anti-semite like me. of course, this begs the question if i am actually anti-semetic. maybe i just don't like/trust jewish MEN. actually, come to think of it, jewish women are pretty attractive, at least toe me

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

That's the minimum size to please a woman.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

mookface posted:

Ive dated exclusively white women and most are blonde

same

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!

gggiiimmmppp posted:

anti-racist is code for anti-white imo

hard racialist truths itt

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
righteous

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
"When I take over the world, white women will be carted off to farms. There they will be used for breeding purposes."

- Ron Paul

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Gaunab posted:

"When I take over the world, white women will be carted off to farms. There they will be used for breeding purposes."

- Ron Paul

what is Ron's opinion on non-white women?

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Gaunab posted:

"When I take over the world, white women will be carted off to farms. There they will be used for breeding purposes."

- Ron Paul

Looks like I'm voting for Ron Paul this year.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

"When I take over the world, white women will be carted off to farms. There they will be used for breeding purposes."

- Ron Paul

No bro. I'm pretty sure that quote was from Tupac or Nirvana.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

there's something off about her face and i can't place it. like the features are slightly too small or something

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

fat cheeks hth

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Good, more black women for me :getin:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

there's something off about her face and i can't place it. like the features are slightly too small or something

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

there's something off about her face and i can't place it. like the features are slightly too small or something

Innocent and youthful?

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Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

there's something off about her face and i can't place it. like the features are slightly too small or something

There's a big black cock missing from her mouth. That's the problem.

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