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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
im gay

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
that is not a secret

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
ive claimed in a recent thread that i could beat up a chimpanzee but i almost certainly cant

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
Last time I shared my deepest secrets with goons, people made fun of me :(

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
My dad cucks me

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i'm...


ugh. same

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
i pretended to be a boy in Ladies Thread but i am in fact a man

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I ate at least half a crave case yesterday

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
My brain likes to torment me with jokes and play on words. I had a nightmare that all the people I hold dear in my life abandoned me because I served them weird potatoes, it was devastating: my most primal fears manifested before me. Later, I realized all my dream strife was owed to small potatoes.

Tonsured fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Dec 13, 2014

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
I would suck off a troon to become SA famous and have people buy me avs

sometimes I use disabled public toilets and intentionally pee on the seat because it brings me epic lulz to imagine their spastic hand trying to wipe it clean

im not gay

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I shot J. R.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i forgot about dre

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I cum on plants

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Tonsured posted:

My brain likes to torment me with jokes and play on words. I had a nightmare that all the people I hold dear in my life abandoned me because I served them weird potatoes, it was devastating: my most primal fears manifested before me. Later, I realized all my dream strife was owed to small potatoes.

Can't imagine what the unedited version of this post was like

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Gay Roads posted:

i forgot about dre

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
It's difficult to pretend the other person is a man, 50% of the time, down at the old Glory Hole.

That's Vegas Odds right there.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
I am attracted to muscular women.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Wutang

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
I talked about Fight Club

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012





Not pictured: my retractable chitinous cloacal beak.


*no need to pretend among friends.

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Dec 13, 2014

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Windows 98 posted:

I cum on plants

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
my irl first name is Derwin

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

I want to gently caress you in the rear end

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
[i was adviced to remove this shocking secret]

Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Dec 13, 2014

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Rambling Robot posted:

[i was adviced to remove this shocking secret]

tbhank u for following my advise

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ilikedirt posted:

tbhank u for following my advise

well, a 2004 reg knows what's what.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Rambling Robot posted:

[i was adviced to remove this shocking secret]

yeah but I saw it before you removed it :twisted:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Mad Archivist posted:

yeah but I saw it before you removed it :twisted:

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


i was the one who farted in the mall elevator two years ago, not the retarded wheelchair kid who i blamed it on

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

The Tao Jones posted:

Can't imagine what the unedited version of this post was like

I removed all the cigar puffing, as no one wants to read meaningless symbolism in a secret thread.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i like Poo Poo in my mouth

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
i have erectile dysfunction and im 30

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my mawmaw thinks i named my daughter after her but i didnt even know her middle name

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

I framed Jesus of Nazareth.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

my favorite restaurant is applebee's neighborhood bar and grill

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gay Roads posted:

i forgot about dre

drat dude

this might be a probatable offense

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Athropos posted:

i have erectile dysfunction and im 30

i cursed this guy's dick

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

A misanthrope posted:

i cursed this guy's dick

please release me from your spell :(

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I am Spartacus.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Athropos posted:

please release me from your spell :(

*poof now ur gay*

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