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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Rich people must be bored out of their minds

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Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Would buy two and have one mounting the other in my entrance hall.

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

can you be racist against your own race? idk

race is a construct anyway

classism is the real problem

anyway continue with the rich people jerkoff poo poo

i dont think anyone is buying the super expensive useless poo poo for themselves, its probably meant for organizations or tourist attractions... no1 except maybe a saudi prince would buy that $50000 marble maze thing but i could see something like that in a children's museum

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
actually nvm i just saw this poo poo http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12582&promo=Home-Living-Furniture&catid=137
gently caress it

naem
May 29, 2011

I feel like if you have "$2 million dollar orca submarine impulse buy" money you probably don't need a catalog to buy stuff from.

Because you have a personal shopper who suggests things for you. And who happens to be a scandanavian supermodel with a masters degree who does a whole lot of Pilates and wears little cutey pie personal assistant outfits and performs sex acts on command, and her sister too, on your personal hover-yacht at the skull shaped James bond villian island where you roll around squelching in a puddle of semi-sentient-neuro-psychoactive-pleasure-jelly until your entire nervous system screams at you 24/7 PLEASURE PLEASURE PLEASURE PLEASURE PLEASURE

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Those peddle pubs are popular in cities with a lot of breweries, like Milwaukee, WI or Bend, OR.

You hire a person to steer the thing, and you fill up some growlers with beer at each brewery you stop at.

Uhhhh... http://www.hammacher.com/Product/84007

naem
May 29, 2011

"Jeeves, fetch me more virgins blood will you? I'm feeling a bit peckish."

*licks finger, turns catalog page*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I like how every photo has white people.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

http://www.ikeahackers.net/2014/05/articulating-tablet-mount-from-tertial-lamp.html

Lady Gagazula
Aug 13, 2005

Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
Joker Face
Melman
The Drawing Room Monopoly Game

Hammacher-Schlemmer posted:

This is the edition of the classic board game Monopoly befitting the drawing room of a 19th Century industrialist or a 21st Century Silicon Valley Wunderkind. The board sits atop a two-toned solid wooden cabinet with burled wood veneer, the game path adorned with gold foil-stamped accents. Evoking the high-stakes drama of a Monte Carlo casino, a recessed faux leather rolling area prevents dice from colliding with buildings or game pieces. In a display of opulence that Mr. Monopoly himself would envy, the die-cast metal houses and hotels are finished in glimmering golden plating, as are the eight iconic tokens. Two drawers in the cabinet provide discreet storage of currency and accessories. Snifter of cognac and fine Cuban cigar not included.







Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I want to hammacher the op with my schlemmer.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
That monopoly game is cool whats it cost

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fetus Tree posted:

That monopoly game is cool whats it cost

probably enough to feed a third world country for a year

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

gnarlyhotep posted:

probably enough to feed a third world country for a year

Anything less and it wouldn't be worth owning

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

probably enough to feed a third world country for a year

For only pennies a day.......

Basically Monopoly money

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

VendaGoat posted:

For only pennies a day.......

Basically Monopoly money

actually in that set the monopoly money is worth more than its real world counter parts

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i would unironically buy, play, and proudly display this game in my home.

Lady Gagazula
Aug 13, 2005

Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
Joker Face
Melman

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

good content

Bolek
May 1, 2003

They have a lifetime return guarantee on all their poo poo apparently so that's cool bc after a few years that paparazzi visor probably gonna go out of fashion

Lady Gagazula
Aug 13, 2005

Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my
Joker Face
Melman

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i would unironically buy, play, and proudly display this game in my home.

:agreed:

It looks sweet as hell.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
The best part of this thread is watching gnarlyhotep's breakdown. :allears:

Edit: Never mind, he just got usurped by a gif.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Tarquinn posted:

The best part of this thread is watching gnarlyhotep's breakdown. :allears:

Edit: Never mind, he just got usurped by a gif.

true, it's a good one

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

My parents legit own this, and it is cool. Will be busting it out at xmas soon.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Personalization! Can I get an extended warranty as well? Only 58,000! I would expect to pay three times that cost!

HOW CAN I LOSE?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

by Ralp
The Human Powered Car

"This is the hybrid vehicle powered by electricity generated by human effort."



Price $60,000

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12045&promo=The-Unexpected&catid=1746

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

HAHAHAHH!
* Just chilling on the golf course *
* Minding own business *
* Doo-doo-bee-doo *
"What's that noise?"
* Lowtax goes sailing over head in hovercraft at 45MPH *

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
From review for 16,000 Picture Digital bla bla bla

By Doug
from Doug

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

oh good. $200 for a fancied-up edition of a game nobody will ever want to play with you. outstanding.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

"This is the edition of the classic board game Monopoly befitting the drawing room of a 19th Century industrialist or a 21st Century Silicon Valley Wunderkind."

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

babypolis posted:

"This is the edition of the classic board game Monopoly befitting the drawing room of a 19th Century industrialist or a 21st Century Silicon Valley Wunderkind."

lol

at least they are honest

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i would unironically buy, play, and proudly display this game in my home.

if you want to display a fancy boardgame chess is way classier and it actually has a chance of being played and enjoyed unlike monoply

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
rear end in a top hat edition

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pick posted:

rear end in a top hat edition

ahahah

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

spud posted:

HAHAHAHH!
* Just chilling on the golf course *
* Minding own business *
* Doo-doo-bee-doo *
"What's that noise?"
* Lowtax goes sailing over head in hovercraft at 45MPH *

thanks to the Google buyout he can finally afford such luxuries.

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
this is one of the most ridiculous things i've seen in their catalog http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=84391

i work near their store in NYC too. they have one of those tricycles in their window. it's loving ludicrous

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Did you know that Monopoly is based on a board game called The Landlord's Game, which was designed to show the failings of the capitalist system???

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

Did you know that Monopoly is based on a board game called The Landlord's Game, which was designed to show the failings of the capitalist system???

yeah the failure is that this edition is only $200 and not the probable $1000 mitt romney spent on his SLIGHTLY oversized jengas

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