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So i got one of these ridiculous bean machines where you pour beans in and it pours of a nice cup of coffee, I used to use a french press but got bored of the dull sultry taste, this new thing is the bollocks. The question is - do you like coffee and how do you take and make it? Instant is good when you cant be assed, but a good cup is always an ice cold killa. Gotta be black! How do you prepare your bean juice?!
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Dec 13, 2014 23:01
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a giant church percolator retrieved from a hoarder's house
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Dec 13, 2014 23:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XrAkPyStGg
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Dec 13, 2014 23:05
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i just much on handfuls of raw coffee berries out of the big burlap sack i drag around everywhere i go
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Dec 13, 2014 23:06
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i squeeze the beans directly from the civet's butt into my mouth, add warm water, chew and then gargle
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Dec 13, 2014 23:09
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I normally drink it black, but if it's summer or just sometimes when I feel like it, I'll have Iced Latte sweetened with a sugar free syrup (caramel, vanilla, whatever).
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Dec 13, 2014 23:13
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Coffee enemas are the way to consume the bean. Nothing beats having an alert and energized colon.
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Dec 13, 2014 23:15
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moka pot or espresso machine only op
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Dec 13, 2014 23:39
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i have milk and no sugar thanks op
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Dec 13, 2014 23:40
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I like my coffee how I like my women OP, ground up and covered in boiling water.
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Dec 13, 2014 23:43
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Dec 13, 2014 23:45
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is it time for the quarterly coffee thread? I just made coffee
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Dec 13, 2014 23:46
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i like tea better, but coffee is good sometimes too
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Dec 13, 2014 23:47
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Dec 13, 2014 23:47
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 is the better coffee smilie I think
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Dec 13, 2014 23:48
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Coffee's terrible and you're all terrible for enjoying it.
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Dec 13, 2014 23:50
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ThirdPartyView posted:Coffee's terrible and you're all terrible for enjoying it. how do you get caffeine 'ThirdPartyView'?
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Dec 13, 2014 23:51
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no
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Dec 13, 2014 23:51
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id like to stop dinking coffee like id like to stop smoking cigarettes but they go p well together and also if i dont have a coffee in the morning i get a headache i guess it would just go away but gently caress that
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Dec 13, 2014 23:53
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SplitSoul posted:i squeeze the beans directly from the civet's butt into my mouth, add warm water, chew and then gargle this is pro level coffee consumption
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Dec 13, 2014 23:55
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ThirdPartyView posted:Coffee's terrible and you're all terrible for enjoying it. Punch this man
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Dec 13, 2014 23:55
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Otto von Ruthless posted:how do you get caffeine 'ThirdPartyView'? I down a tablespoon of pure caffeine every day - hth. whoflungpoop posted:Punch this man It worked well for Harry Houdini (until the last time). 
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Dec 13, 2014 23:56
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 Only the finest for 30.
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Dec 13, 2014 23:58
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Watered down Chock Full of Nuts fo' life
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Dec 14, 2014 00:00
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My wife is such a coffee fiend that if we are driving on holiday and not flying, we load the espresso machine in the back of the car and grind up a big batch of beans to take with us. She does make stunningly good coffee though.
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Dec 14, 2014 00:01
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I do like coffee, but the bitter taste throws me off. I introduce about 1/4 creamer per each cup, like a little bitch. I prefer the easy-going buzz of green tea. Coffee gets me all jittery, which is cool at times, but when I want a relaxed, focused couple of hours, tea does me.
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Dec 14, 2014 00:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZInM3r_OtDo&t=20s
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Dec 14, 2014 00:07
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No, I am absolutely insufferable with any amount of caffeine flowing through my system. Hot chocolate is amazing, though.
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Dec 14, 2014 00:07
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i want an aeropress it sounds cool. I just have a mr. coffee at home right now that I got for free, looking to upgrade hardcore had some generic coffee this morning with some half and half. then some folgers (same poo poo) with powdered creamer (sucks and is gay) at work want a hario grinder, electric kettle, fresh roasted bean, aeropress setup
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Dec 14, 2014 00:08
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On the weekend I'll grind some frozen preroasted beans but usually I just drink instant.
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Dec 14, 2014 00:12
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I don't know what's is in a latte but I been getting em at Mac Donald lately and I have to say............. me likey 
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Dec 14, 2014 00:13
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do you mean instant as in preground or instant as actual instant coffee crystals like for GIs and prisoners
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Dec 14, 2014 00:17
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i use a french press for its dull, sultry taste op
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Dec 14, 2014 00:18
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a starwar betamax posted:I don't know what's is in a latte but I been getting em at Mac Donald lately and I have to say............. me likey Latte is Italian for milk. So that's what you've been drinking. Italian milk.
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Dec 14, 2014 00:20
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Green coffee: http://www.sweetmarias.com Roaster: http://www.sweetmarias.com/store/roast-coffee/drum-roasters/gene-cafe.html Grinder: http://www.sweetmarias.com/store/brewing/grinders/electric-grinders/rancilio-rocky-ss-grinder-4559.html Vacuum pot brewer: http://www.espressoparts.com/yama-glass-8-cup-stovetop-coffee-siphon-syphon If you're like a big time espresso freak, I keep reading about combining a Mazzer Mini grinder (~$600) with a Rocket Giotto Evoluzione V2 (~$2,300). I'm not big into espresso so I just occasionally use an Aeropress. If I do coffee I tend to vacuum brew pretty much exclusively. But I mainly do tea. Maldoror fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Dec 14, 2014 |
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Dec 14, 2014 00:30
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Three Olives posted:
i really cant wait for the keurig soda machine to come out so i can never be able to move my body again
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Dec 14, 2014 00:32
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"Why doesn't coffee taste as good as it smells?" Because it is strong. Instead of pouring coffee and adding some milk, try the reverse. Pour hot milk at least 3/4 cup, then add 1/4 cup coffee. Think hot milk with a little coffee in it. Then add sugar or sweetener. Good now? 
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Dec 14, 2014 00:33
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Maldoror posted:Instead of pouring coffee and adding some milk, try the reverse. Pour hot milk at least 3/4 cup, then add 1/4 cup coffee. Think hot milk with a little coffee in it. Then add sugar or sweetener. youre worse than hitler
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Dec 14, 2014 00:37
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Maldoror posted:"Why doesn't coffee taste as good as it smells?"
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Dec 14, 2014 00:38
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So you don't like coffee ice cream? 
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Dec 14, 2014 00:39
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