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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I still have til midnight w/e

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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
i haven't been in school for years but now i'm going to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming i missed an assignment tonight thanks op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
look my grandpa has cancer i can't possibly do work this semester

don't you care? my grandma has cancer!

ever since my grandma got in that car crash i can't focus. oops i mean cancer. grandpa has cancer.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
*stares at clock*

*aimlessly browses internet instead*

*avoids any kind of thought out of the dread of writing a paper about subjects i never put enough effort into to care about*

*edits post several times*

Tom Sellout fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Dec 14, 2014

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
1 am? Meh, still have about 3 hours to do it

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
You will die in a car crash right after graduating. You wasted 4 years, good job.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Obligatory Handle posted:

You will die in a car crash right after graduating. You wasted 4 years, good job.

lol owned

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Obligatory Handle posted:

You will die in a car crash right after graduating. You wasted 4 years, good job.

it's like my first car all over again!!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*in every thread

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Mo0 posted:

i haven't been in school for years but now i'm going to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming i missed an assignment tonight thanks op

God these dreams loving suck

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

God these dreams loving suck

Mine is always that I somehow forgot to attend all of the classes and now I'm at the final exam.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
*realises if i just stay up all night that's like an extra six hours of work right there*
*procrastinates till 2 hours before the deadline anyway*

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Maneck posted:

Mine is always that I somehow forgot to attend all of the classes and now I'm at the final exam.

It's always after the fact for me, like I've just forgotten about the whole thing and now the semester is over

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if anything college should teach a person anything can be accomplished in 2 hours as longs as its the 2 hours before the deadline

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
if i do even half-decent on the final i can skip my paper entirely and still wind up with a B overall

or i can half-rear end the paper and if i get even a 58% on it i'll end up with an A

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I should study for the exams I have Monday and Tuesday imo.

Mattavist
May 24, 2003

I finished all my stuff with time to spare, so I shouldn't be posting here.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I've been studying most of the day and still hate microeconomics, I don't think school is working

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Maneck posted:

Mine is always that I somehow forgot to attend all of the classes and now I'm at the final exam.

"lol hope you've prepared for your exam in the 17th century russian literature course you forgot you were taking"

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
lol college

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
cold sweats w/ hot flashes from this loving thread, thanks guys

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i avoided them by dropping out

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Mmmm biochemistry

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
time to play some dragon age instead of working on my final project because i have literally no self control

also i baked a homemade pizza for the first time today too because why not it's not like i have like 4 more hours of poo poo to work on

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Mmmm biochemistry

better than the op's major i'm sure

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i feel so terribly guilty thinking about all the time I've wasted, I need to start procrastinating harder so I don't think about it anymore

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
this'll go much easier if i organize my music catalog first

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i hope you look back fondly on all this dicking around while you're paying off your student loans for the next 20 years

Horniest Manticore fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Dec 14, 2014

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

whoflungpoop posted:

this'll go much easier if i organize my music catalog first

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Kraken posted:

*stares at clock*

*aimlessly browses internet instead*

*avoids any kind of thought out of the dread of writing a paper about subjects i never put enough effort into to care about*

*edits post several times*

*still passes, lol lit classes are for chumps*

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Robo Reagan posted:

*still passes, lol lit classes are for chumps*

shouldn't even call it college tbh

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
*spends some time on tinder*

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


I have written 4 6 page papers in the last week. One more due on Monday at 9 AM.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
law school exams are open book, so i just go in and wing it. i got a triple header coming up next week, and you don't see me worryin'!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I have written 4 6 page papers in the last week. One more due on Monday at 9 AM.

lolberal arts major spotted

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Gay Roads posted:

lolberal arts major spotted

Yeah, it's so much better when you instead use 6 pages of paper proving one stupid theorem in computer science.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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last minute panic is in fact the best motivator ever

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dk2m
May 6, 2009
death is certain op why study or do anything at all

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