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goku is better and not overpowered as poo poo. fucker became a god and still lost handily to a shaved cat but also beat up a bunch of really tough guys. goku is the greatest
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Hobo Siege posted:goku is better and not overpowered as poo poo. fucker became a god and still lost handily to a shaved cat but also beat up a bunch of really tough guys. goku is the greatest agreed
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Why doesn't superman go do something about North Korea or countries where women are getting their genitals mutilated or something instead of spending half his time pretending to be Clark Kent and working at some newspaper? He could change the entire planet, but he wastes 95% of his time doing worthless poo poo.
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The Dennis System posted:Why doesn't superman go do something about North Korea or countries where women are getting their genitals mutilated or something instead of spending half his time pretending to be Clark Kent and working at some newspaper? He could change the entire planet, but he wastes 95% of his time doing worthless poo poo. white American middle class writers
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gnarlyhotep posted:white American middle class writers did you just gas my penis thread you rascal
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Hobo Siege posted:did you just gas my penis thread you rascal I'll gas any god drat thread I please
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gnarlyhotep posted:I'll gas any god drat thread I please man thank god goku doesnt have this temperment
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shiksa posted:man thank god goku doesnt have this temperment yeah I'm a pretty unreasonable guy
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quote="shiksa" post="438932519"] i cant believe anyone pays a dollar for anything superman related, he's the worst character in the american canon. hes got like no personality beyond boy scout, and his powers are whatever some dumbass writer wants him to have and hes totally invulnerable except when there's kryptonite which youd think wouldnt come up very often because its a rock from a planet on the other side of the god drat galaxy but everyone and their dog has a personal stash of kryptonite because when thats the only out you build in youve gotta milk it for all its worth. theyre still making superman movies? let me guess, clark kent sees something happen, disappears, rips off his shirt, and fights it til the problem is resolved. then lex luthor comes over and hes like "gently caress off superman ive got this kryptonite swastika, it works double because you're basically a jewish god" and superman is like "ah gently caress, my powers" but then hes able to trick lex luthor into destroying the kryptonite and kicks his rear end. is that the long and short of it? god drat, i need to call up dc and get on that gravy train. aquaman is literally cooler than superman. [/quote] Agreed
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Hobo Siege posted:goku is better and not overpowered as poo poo. fucker became a god and still lost handily to a shaved cat but also beat up a bunch of really tough guys. goku is the greatest what character is the cat
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goku is the anime one, right
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gnarlyhotep posted:goku is the anime one, right goku is an anime, jus' saiyin
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Frostwerks posted:what character is the cat  Beerus. He's the living embodiment of the forces of entropy and destruction, but because this is Dragonball he mostly just wants to dance and eat pudding.
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The Dennis System posted:Why doesn't superman go do something about North Korea or countries where women are getting their genitals mutilated or something instead of spending half his time pretending to be Clark Kent and working at some newspaper? He could change the entire planet, but he wastes 95% of his time doing worthless poo poo. 
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Dec 14, 2014 09:44
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the american canon
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Superman should have just played sports, IMO.
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Yup. He just seems like a rushed idea overall. "Hmm... How about a superhero invincible to everything?" "No, how would anything be able to counter him?" "I got it! I'll make him vulnerable to one thing! I'll call it kryptonitr!" And it's why it is hard to innovate with him, and why there are no good Superman games. He is invincible to everything but kryptonite. What are baddies gonna shoot him with? Kryptonite guns? Bahahahah
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Lex Luthor was awesome because one of us, a mortal, a HUMAN, took a living god bestowed with every power ever, and gave his alien rear end a beating. gently caress superman
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this thread reminded me I have a copy of superman red son somewhere that is signed by Dave Johnson its probably not worth as much as I think it should be because superman is lame and even when he's a filthy commie he's still a goody goody
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Harime Nui posted:If I had Superman's body/powers I would also probably wear a bodystocking, bulge-enhancing trunks and a festive cape TBH raditts posted:Superman may be a dick, but who among you wouldn't be if you had the power to literally do whatever you wanted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvEVUSm4C4w Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Dec 14, 2014 |
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Man I love threads where we hate stuff. gently caress you Supermen.
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at least he has actual superpowers unlike batman how does batman even qualify as a superhero anyway?
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Bro, have you even read any Superman?gnarlyhotep posted:I am so close to gassing this Yeah but I'm much closer to actually replying in it OOOOHHHH WAIT!!! I JUST DID!!!
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XMNN posted:at least he has actual superpowers unlike batman Batman is rich, smart and prepared for anything, Superman has a bitching invulnerable bod. If you could somehow switch their bodies (with red kryptonite, what else?) you'd end up with the smartest invulnerable immortal in the world and a slightly dim billionaire with rock solid ethics. I know which one I'd prefer to be.
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SunAndSpring posted:All-Star Superman is pretty good. I don't care for the hero much otherwise. Lex Luthor having an existential freakout at the end of rear end is one of the greatest moments in any superhero movie.
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shiksa posted:i cant believe anyone pays a dollar for anything superman related, he's the worst character in the american canon. hes got like no personality beyond boy scout, and his powers are whatever some dumbass writer wants him to have and hes totally invulnerable except when there's kryptonite which youd think wouldnt come up very often because its a rock from a planet on the other side of the god drat galaxy but everyone and their dog has a personal stash of kryptonite because when thats the only out you build in youve gotta milk it for all its worth. theyre still making superman movies? let me guess, clark kent sees something happen, disappears, rips off his shirt, and fights it til the problem is resolved. then lex luthor comes over and hes like "gently caress off superman ive got this kryptonite swastika, it works double because you're basically a jewish god" and superman is like "ah gently caress, my powers" but then hes able to trick lex luthor into destroying the kryptonite and kicks his rear end. is that the long and short of it? god drat, i need to call up dc and get on that gravy train. aquaman is literally cooler than superman. This but unironicly. Superman blows for these legit reasons.
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The Dennis System posted:Why doesn't superman go do something about North Korea or countries where women are getting their genitals mutilated or something instead of spending half his time pretending to be Clark Kent and working at some newspaper? He could change the entire planet, but he wastes 95% of his time doing worthless poo poo. um superman singlehandedly won us a little thing called WORLD WAR TWO maybe you've heard of it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujE2pTiqFXc
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shiksa posted:drat dude trap sprung you got me is it big setpiece stuff or like close up card magic? I dont' know but it's the reason why there was a cartoon where he got the poo poo kicked out of him by a midget wearing a bowler voiced by gilbert gottfried
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proof of concept posted:um superman singlehandedly won us a little thing called WORLD WAR TWO maybe you've heard of it? Fleisher's animation is so awesome. Good supermaning.
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superman should torture folks is what im sayin
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Superman is the most boring bland garbage, like i'd rather watch the silver surfers movies or the settings menu on my screen.
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LOL if you are still reading comic books in this TYOOL 2014. get a loving television or a smart phone you nerd.
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Old school Superman was pretty cool, before they turned him in to a literal god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb8iYqIVBzQ Superman's main power nowadays consists of trying harder
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Ilustforponydeath posted:Now do star trek. Men in tights flying along with a shoddy spaceship being space detectives.
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