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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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drink every time someone says "Slammy award-winning"

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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OH MY GOD STAIRS INFOGRAPHICS WHAT THE HELL

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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New Day/Dusts is happening, I guess.

I like all of the people in New Day but gently caress this gimmick, seriously.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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The announcers cannot figure out how to talk about The New Day and it's the saddest/funniest thing

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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maybe if one of the commentators accidentally says something straight-up racist while talking about The New Day they'll get fired

I guess there's that to hope for

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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what were these commentators even prepped with??? "here's a printout of each wrestler's recent tweets, good luck"

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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was trying to figure out why they keep making Great Gazoo references and then I remembered

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2948202/

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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THEY ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT FLINTSTONES AND READING TWITTER

oh god I hope they just loving do an announce table at the top of the show that takes them out for the rest of the PPV

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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God drat Heyman is so good at this

Why can't he just be a commentator

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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ayn rand hand job posted:

The match stipulation is that Cena loses #1 contendership if he loses.

It is not a #1 Contendership match.

So... Seth doesn't get anything?

Cool. Cool booking WWE

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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man that promo made me want an actual demo derby as an intermission match

WCW probably did that, right?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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It occurs to me that the reason I don't give a poo poo about these matches isn't because I don't like the wrestlers, or even the wrestling, but because they do so little loving effort in setting up these feuds

The feuds in NXT are so much better than anything in WWE right now

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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jesus loving christ Harper

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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these bumps are gross enough that I kind of don't want to watch anymore, good loving lord

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

To be fair, Dolph is loving incredible at selling.

It's one thing when you're selling hard, and another thing entirely when people are bleeding from sloppy landings on steel

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Gordong Dongbay posted:

I officially no longer understand PP if you guys aren't enjoying this match. They never do matches like this anymore in WWE, it's nice to see every once in awhile.

I'm going to enjoy this match a lot in retrospect but right now I'm just trying to ensure no one dies

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Are there seriously two hours left of this??? No loving way

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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sleepwalkers posted:

So I think I picked a bad time to start watching wrestling after not paying attention since I was 14 and Austin was still with the company.

If you got a Network sub, turn this off and watch the most recent NXT special (Revolution) instead

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Too bad John Cena doesn't have any friends to help him against J&J :(

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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DudeDeuce posted:

I like how JBL said "bravado" like he was reading it from a piece of paper.

"bravado rhymes with rapadoo, right?"

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Hahaha the last four months of matches is making Seth look like such a bitch

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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why is Cena just kind of stumbling away from Mercury

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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This is hilarious I can't even be mad about this

Too bad about Rollins but, y'know, so it goes

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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If you totally ignore the booking this is kind of a cool as hell match? Or maybe I'm just going mad from stockholm syndrome

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Shima Honnou posted:

nah it was bad as hell

The ending hadn't happened yet when I posted that






...what

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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JBL'S HEADSET IS BROKEN, WE ALL WIN

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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AGHAHAHAHHAHHAHahahahahahha

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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i cant stop loving laughing oh my god

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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waaaaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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hAHagdjsafgjdsjfgAWHAT AGHAHAHAHAHAHa

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Dexo posted:

NXT Events.

NTX events are on Hulu Plus (though obvs. not live), and I think Hulu Plus is cheaper?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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noooooooooo

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Gordong Dongbay posted:

Let's be honest right now, NXT is hot and people are going to praise it because it's the current thing to praise. The PPV was good but I think people are going a little crazy over it.

I mean, I went crazy over it while watching live; it's not a case of being overrated in retrospect really

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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projecthalaxy posted:

Is the worst show still December to Dismember?

Because it's this now.

Nah, this show had the Ziggler/Harper match, which was Good

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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did they just run out of people to feed to Rusev? Was Bo Dallas in the cards until he got injured? Like what the gently caress happened

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Auron posted:

Rusev matches are boring as gently caress again. Please put this man in a real feud.

tbf I'd rather Rusev repeatedly destroy jobbers forever as if they were in some sort of nightmarish purgatory rather than get raised up to get defeated by Cena

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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did you guys know bray wyatt calls them his fireflies

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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Alain Post posted:

how long has "HIRE RUSSO" been in the crowd

I saw it in the first match

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

lol at the holy poo poo lady

well when you watch someone literally die, not much else to say

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

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I'm not a huge Bray fan, but I really love how he sells huge hits

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