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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
When I say "Pre-Show"

You say "Jobbers"

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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Slimedust

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT CARTOONS FROM THE loving VICTORIAN ERA.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
That reverse boston crab was really sweet.

Good to see that the roster is fired up to give a good show and the announcers are still acting like the only reason they are there is that Vince poured Diet Dew into their loving coffins.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Jobdust

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Jakked and Ready to Go

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
"TLC and Chairs"

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Ziggler is like the Marlon Brando of WWE. Constantly getting his rear end kicked and having his importance questioned by internet people.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
The ladders are actually reinforced plastic that is painted chrome, right?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Brutal loving match and the IC title is more important after the last 30 minutes than in the last ten years.

It won't last but hey, it's nice.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Oh god this is his new nickname isn't it.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

21 Hoot Salute posted:

wtf is this "THE VIGILANTE" Sting

The Insane Icon Vigilante Sting

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Howwww exactly do you win this match

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

oknope posted:

Am I finding Erick Rowan attractive? What is this?

"Giant Bald Dude with a Beard" is an attainable archetype. May I direct you to the fanbase for the metal band "Cowbar" as your potential dating pool?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
"The Big Family Man."

I want to see the Big Show's Big Family.

I want to see his giant kids.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Ahahaha gently caress you Cena, Bellas match is higher up the card.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Mt. Modular posted:

Do they still sell wooden tables like that anymore? Because when I went to buy a table this summer, WalMart only plastic tables.

Does WWE just buy them off of grandparents in each town they go to?

There was some interview Tommy Dreamer did where he was complaining about how they're like $150 a piece and he has to buy a shitton for every House of Hardcore show.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Tables, Ladders, Chairs, Stairs, Guardrails and Cruiserweights.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
I feel this would have been a better call had Vince blown out his quad again.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Ahahah Cole is out, Layfield is out. This is the most watchable commentary has been all night

gently caress, JBL is back.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Roman Reigns is the new Glacier?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Oh good. SuperCole.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

P-Mack posted:

Please recommend some animes I can watch instead of this show.

The only good animes are Monster, Paprika, Paranoia Agent and Serial Experiments Lain.

You are welcome.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Cardboard Box posted:

i know your gimmick is being the contrarian rear end in a top hat who has the level head when no one else does but that cena match really was an overbooked mess

The overbooked mess made it vastly more interesting than yet another whateverthefuck Cena victory.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
The Slammy gimmick isn't cool when everyone does it.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
This is the least worst version of what this match could be.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

flashy_mcflash posted:

As with all the best wrestling orgs, it's a great weekly show that costs an absurd, unsustainable amount to keep on the air.

Wasn't the deal with that that the analysis was only based on the El Rey numbers and didn't take into account the amount of viewers on Unimas (which totals 2x-6x what the El Rey numbers are depending on the week)?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
"That's Impact- Coming to Destination America in early 2015"

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Oh poo poo the back lump is really visible tonight.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
This match is v. bad.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
I feel like they could have just shown us the highlights of one of the seven hundred other matches those two fought.

Oh well, Rusev's upcoming feud with Mark Henry might be fun.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

oatgan posted:

it's pretty good and these guys are working very hard

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
They live under the ring.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Maybe Dean is going home

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Dean Ambrose died and became a ladder.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Randy Orton is backstage, looking furious over how many people successfully have destroyed tables tonight.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
That was so loving stupid

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Ages posted:

AH, the tv was made in China!

It was made in the same factory that created the cameras that Yokozuna's photographers used.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Thanks for watching the WWE's version of Demolition Derby here on the WWE's version of Netflix. Stay tuned for the WWE's version of Sportscenter.

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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I wish that Triple H and Stephanie could somehow pool their shares for a hostile takeover of the company. Things might still be poo poo, but at least they would be different poo poo.

Doesn't Shane, although not having any regular role, actually have the most shares after Vince?

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