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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
When you look at various historical empires (Mongols, Rome, etc.) you see that they inevitably fall into decline. When you see the political feuding and media-manufactured culture wars that are so prevalent in modern America, it seems that we are victims of our own success. No one can deny that America is global top-dog right now, but how long can we sustain it? How long will our empire last and what will be our downfall?

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Forever motherfucker

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Couple more centuries, at least

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Until I push the red button near my computer. :smugbert:

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
people have been asking themselves this for the last five decades op, so relax and realize that america is run by wizards and if something bad happens to us we're gonna take half the world down with us

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Until next Thursday. I can't tell you why, it's classified.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ZergRushing posted:

people have been asking themselves this for the last five decades op, so relax and realize that america is run by wizards and if something bad happens to us we're gonna take half the world down with us
phew load off my shoulders

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

ZergRushing posted:

america is run by wizards

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Godholio posted:

Until next Thursday. I can't tell you why, it's classified.

Oh god, the Jaguars and Titans are going to an epic tie, aren't they?! :stonk:

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


forever

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
We have lasers. AND RAILGUNS AN D

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
I'd would waged the human race will last another 400,000 years or so. Ill toxx myself if its not true.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Hopefully America will secede the position of preeminent superpower and go the way of Britain and just hang out as a major player. This is wishful thinking and most people will probably die in a sea of nuclear fire within the next couple of hundred years or so.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Considering that The Constitution is laying on the floor in Tatters, I'd say that America already ended!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
until our money is no longer considered to have value.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Italy still exists so we got at least 1000 more years.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
Well it's not like we're on top in many ways except military power anymore, which seems pretty futile. America already is no longer the democracy it once was and political power is entirely dependent on wealth. Things will change when people finally get mad enough. Some scholars have said we're already overdue for a revolution. It is speculated we haven't gotten one started yet because conveniences like TV and the internet have distracted us from how bad things have gotten.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
Until Lowtax sells it to Cheezeburger.com next year

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

RAGE HOLE posted:

Well it's not like we're on top in many ways except military power anymore, which seems pretty futile. America already is no longer the democracy it once was and political power is entirely dependent on wealth. Things will change when people finally get mad enough. Some scholars have said we're already overdue for a revolution. It is speculated we haven't gotten one started yet because conveniences like TV and the internet have distracted us from how bad things have gotten.

"Some scholars" aka some loser Marxist sitting in a basement masturbatin over a copy of the capital

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
2000 years and its still bread and circuses, lol

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Ever see a fallen tree lying on the ground that otherwise looks like a healthy tree, and then you kick it and instead of being solid it just crumples inward because its rotten and has been hollowed out by bugs?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Well considering that America invented Viagra this is a moot question, OP

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Agag posted:

Ever see a fallen tree lying on the ground that otherwise looks like a healthy tree, and then you kick it and instead of being solid it just crumples inward because its rotten and has been hollowed out by bugs?

no. i have never seen anything like that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Until the first nuke is detonated on US soil

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

RAGE HOLE posted:

America already is no longer the democracy it once was

Yeah they'll let just anyone vote these days

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

no. i have never seen anything like that.

We can't all grow up in the woods, so instead just imagine if America was a tree...

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
12 years tops

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Agag posted:

We can't all grow up in the woods, so instead just imagine if America was a tree...

yeah it's watered with arab blood and oil what of it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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once an extraterrestrial american colony becomes sufficiently powerful and undergoes a revolution for the purposes of independence

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

yeah it's watered with arab blood and oil what of it


I was focusing more on the thin facade gutted by rot. Arabs and oil aren't even in the picture, the rot was too far advanced when 9/11 happened for it to make a difference.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

well, the roman empire lasted about 400 years or so as "the roman empire" and another 1000 as the byzantine empire, so probably a while unless the main 48 are completely glassed somewhere down the road (not particularly unlikely either)

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Agag posted:

Ever see a fallen tree lying on the ground that otherwise looks like a healthy tree, and then you kick it and instead of being solid it just crumples inward because its rotten and has been hollowed out by bugs?

thats a rich bug civilization you destroyed rear end in a top hat

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
I think a better question is who will be the first space civilization?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Agag posted:

I was focusing more on the thin facade gutted by rot. Arabs and oil aren't even in the picture, the rot was too far advanced when 9/11 happened for it to make a difference.

i actually did grow up in the woods and i've still never seen that before

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
as long as the rich see it as a good place to live.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
American Imperialism will be seen to have lasted from 1945 until 2031

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkcxbRSzDw

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bjBAez9cm4

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

i actually did grow up in the woods and i've still never seen that before

That's unbelievable to me.







Top City Homo posted:

thats a rich bug civilization you destroyed rear end in a top hat

The karma of this act will haunt me through endless kalpas.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Agag posted:

That's unbelievable to me.

I loving hated the outdoors. Too many bugs. I pretty much stayed indoors playing super nintendo and watching nickelodeon.

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