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Stalins Moustache: Dec 31, 2012; ~~**I'm Italian!**~~

stay safe australiagoons

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-30473983

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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choco harām

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:05

sexy young infidel: Nov 13, 2014; Faggot of the Year
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thank god... they didn't get the milk store

edit: the milk bar

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:05

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

one of the hostages could be heard yelling, "Croikey!" just as the gunmen took the store

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:06

Guru Yaekob: Feb 6, 2011; IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! OFFERS 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE TO ANY LIBERAL - SA MEMBER STARTS TO ACCEPT, THEN BACKS OUT AND WETS PANTS AFTER LEARNING IRONKNUCKLE HAS DEBATED ON TELEVISION BEFORE! READ HERE

Where is Bruce Willis

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:07

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

is ISIS using australia as their launch pad for invading UNITED STAETS??!!!

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:07

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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maybe if they weren't a bunch of beta socialist faggots they would have been allowed to have guns and could defend themselves. if this was in america, a handsome american alpha (such as myself) would have shot those dirty terrorists right there

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i panicked a bit because there is a sydney near my home but its a different sydney lol the sydney near my city is full of loving old people haha

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:08

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

That's not a knoife

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:08

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

How do you know they're a terrorist? Is their Ute a Toyota or something?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:08

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

actually its just a drunk guy

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:09

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

The loving Lindt Cafe? What?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Its not ISIS just another follower of ~{the religion of peace}~

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:10

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The loving Lindt Cafe? What?

Delicious chocolate is haram

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:10

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Xaris posted:

choco harām

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:10

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Xaris posted:

choco harām

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:10

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I ate some lindt chocolate the other week. Jesus Christ this could have been me.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:11

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Xaris posted:

choco harām

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:14

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Jokes and all but there are people being held hostage at gunpoint with a ISIS/ISIL/IS flag being propped up in the window and earlier this morning there was a police raid on some suspected terrorist cell elsewhere in Sydney. In the loving Lindt Cafe. WHAT?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:15

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

i have no problem with someone waging glorious jihad against Australian cuisine

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:15

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Jokes and all but there are people being held hostage at gunpoint with a ISIS/ISIL/IS flag being propped up in the window and earlier this morning there was a police raid on some suspected terrorist cell elsewhere in Sydney. In the loving Lindt Cafe. WHAT?

Its the Shahada not the IS flag

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:16

COBRARocky: Jul 28, 2013

I hope this leads to another series of hilarious race riots

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:16

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

I guess there's a war memorial in Martin Place. I'm just having a really hard time parsing this cafe as a target.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:21

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:22

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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The Lindt store happens to be across the road from one of the major TV networks. That would seem to be the logical reason it's been targeted.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:22

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

WATCH ABBOTT BOMB A loving BOAT

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:24

kliksf: Jan 1, 2003

Tony Abbott, now is your time to SHINE

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:24

Serak: Jun 18, 2000; Approaching Midnight.

Expect to hear Brandis bang on about how, while don't know if metadata collection would have prevented this, we can't be certain that it wouldn't have! Vote metadata collection!

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:25

de_dust: Jan 21, 2009; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

islam owns and if you disagree with it ill loving rek u all

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:28

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3688007

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# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:28

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

anyone interfering with chocolate and its dispensation is asking for death imo

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:29

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
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Xaris posted:

choco harām

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:29

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

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# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:30

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

"Religion of Peace" :smug:

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:31

Boonys Cut Shot: Nov 5, 2004; Elite athlete

iajanus posted:

The Lindt store happens to be across the road from one of the major TV networks. That would seem to be the logical reason it's been targeted.

Enjoying 7's huge watermarks on the coverage. What's the point of being closest to a potential terrorist situation if you can't put huge branding on it?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:31

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

I wish those brave martyrs good luck

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:32

Guru Yaekob: Feb 6, 2011; IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! OFFERS 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE TO ANY LIBERAL - SA MEMBER STARTS TO ACCEPT, THEN BACKS OUT AND WETS PANTS AFTER LEARNING IRONKNUCKLE HAS DEBATED ON TELEVISION BEFORE! READ HERE

It is sad knowing all these people are going to be beheaded/killed shortly.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:32

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I guess there's a war memorial in Martin Place. I'm just having a really hard time parsing this cafe as a target.

There's a TV station and a bunch of banks nearby. Maybe this was plan B. Or maybe it was just really easy and they're unambitious.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:33

Emanuel Collective: Jan 16, 2008; by Smythe

breaking video of Abbott finding out about the attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td3luNjEKTs&t=158s

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:35

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Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Watch bush start a loving war

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