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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

same i hope all goons can agree on this

I agree, but on the other hand: without hostages, this would just be arab dudes sitting in a café with a flag, wanting to talk to a guy named Tony.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

there are only like 20 million australians lmao

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

there are only like 20 million australians lmao

They're all stuck on that island with the dude with the flag + gun, and are thus hostages.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



hostages have been seen with hands in air no word yet on their levels of care

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Guru Yaekob posted:

The fact that this thread only has 5 pages over 2 hours shows me no one gives a gently caress about this prision country.

Well, you keep on saying "gently caress off, we're full", so what do you expect?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
The Australian people deserve a thousand fold for their role in the occupation of the middle east

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Alan Smithee posted:

Was this taken 10 minutes ago? I asked the same of Rob Ford but why do you Aussies hate Tony Abbott so much and how was he elected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



its kind of like a hip hop hostage situation

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
spidatman, spidatman... he does whatever a spidat can

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Guru Yaekob posted:

The fact that this thread only has 5 pages over 2 hours shows me no one gives a gently caress about this prision country.

America leads with 5.2% of its population in jail at any given time, plebe.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

katlington posted:

imo those people should not have been taken hostage

careful now

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



what kind of food would you demand if you were holding hostages in a chocolate shop? e: its prob gotta be halal

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Robbie Fowler posted:

We based it off the British one initially. Then, like everything, we surpassed them.

You guys seem to be better at taking all our acting jobs from the British too

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfJXKG4IB20

Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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SpeedGem posted:

America leads with 5.2% of its population in jail at any given time, plebe.

Australia is a country with a gene pool of prisioners.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

I hope they get turned into hummus before I run out of beer.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
does Australia have batman

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Beef Turret posted:

The Australian people deserve a thousand fold for their role in the occupation of the middle east

A beef turret is pro muslamic

more at 11

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Guru Yaekob posted:

Australia is a country with a gene pool of prisioners.

That brings up a good point, as a former british colony, how did america become the prison capital of the world? Australia was literally a prison island.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Omi-Polari posted:

does Australia have batman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_of_Batman

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Omi-Polari posted:

does Australia have batman

Christian Bale is sort of Australian I guess

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SpeedGem posted:

That brings up a good point, as a former british colony, how did america become the prison capital of the world? Australia was literally a prison island.

America got all the lawyers too

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Our thoughts and prayers

Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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toggle posted:

Our thoughts and prayers

Don't speak for me.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



so how long until the aussies try a rescue operation that results in most/all the hostages being killed

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Please remember the real victims.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Good thing Tony let us know Joe will still be releasing an economic statement later today. I'm sure people would have been monumentally disappointed if that was delayed.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Cubey posted:

so how long until the aussies try a rescue operation that results in most/all the hostages being killed

lol, we both know that won't happen.

we'll be all like look mate she'll be right, lets just go down to the pub and sort out our differences over a few schooners.

then we'll glass them from behind and 4 mates will start kicking the poo poo out of them.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Alan Smithee posted:

why do you Aussies hate Tony Abbott so much and how was he elected

He was in with the media

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Sounds like it's just one dude.

Guru Yaekob
Feb 6, 2011

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Retail Slave posted:

Sounds like it's just one dude.

1 vs 13...you Austrilian pussies.

Ahh Yes
Nov 16, 2004
>_>
I want burger, will u make me a burger captain Australian

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp
So, isn't this an example of spontaneous jihadism?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Guru Yaekob posted:

1 vs 13...you Austrilian pussies.

Do we know the exact number? I'm watching the live Sky news feed on my Roku and they're saying "up to 40".

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Guru Yaekob posted:

1 vs 13...you Austrilian pussies.

send in the rugby team that'll sort em out

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Plafop posted:

So, isn't this an example of spontaneous jihadism?
spontaneous jihad syndrome

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Plafop posted:

So, isn't this an example of spontaneous jihadism?

surprise live-fire exercise for australian police. we have them in america all the time.

Obsidius
Nov 18, 2009

If you ever drop your
keys into a river of molten
lava, let 'em go, because
man, they're gone.

SpeedGem posted:

That brings up a good point, as a former british colony, how did america become the prison capital of the world? Australia was literally a prison island.

A lot of the Irish moved to America.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Plafop posted:

So, isn't this an example of spontaneous jihadism?

was the iraq war spontaneous imperialism

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