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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



also natalie portman is hot as hell

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*flips table*

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

comment on this webzone and ill mail you some pizza rolls

Sergeant Handsome
Nov 26, 2012
I like that you can see the inner workings of c3p0 his brain n stuff is cool

but there was this one kid that once told me that spaceship thing was called the death toe. I totally believed him too

Eikre
May 2, 2009
was a literal child who had never seen Star Wars, then I saw Phantom Menace in theaters and didn't remember what the plot was or if there even was one but I do know that afterwards we ate at Chili's and I got chicken crispers with a dr. pepper :hellyeah:

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
it was actually the clone wars movie op.

it had fighting and romance and jokes and everything. superb movie. superb.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Tsinava posted:

it was actually the clone wars movie op.

it had fighting and romance and jokes and everything. superb movie. superb.

fuckin neanderthal

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
WATCH PALPATINE START A loving WAR!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
It's the best of the prequels, I'll give you that.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

natalie portman is hot as hell

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
oh?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

That does look useful

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
drop op in a sarlacc pit and destroy his home planet with the superlaser

also loving :gas:

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


someone edit this so the shahada pops out of the lightsaber, thanks

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

the arabic version too, no half-assing it

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
natalie portman was like 16 in that movie

op is like a pedophile, or, or, or something

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Mm yes I love my movies talking about trade agreements , does it for me every time.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
She's underage in that movie, OP.

Reported to FBI

efb

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

thunderspanks posted:

Mm yes I love my movies talking about trade agreements , does it for me every time.

i like that literally being dumb as hell is actually commonly accepted as a legitimate reason for hating the star wars prequels

e: literally

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

thunderspanks posted:

Mm yes I love my movies talking about trade agreements , does it for me every time.

The taxation on outlying trade routes is TOO HIGH!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Cnut the Great posted:

i like that literally being dumb as hell is actually commonly accepted as a legitimate reason for hating the star wars prequels

it was pretty convoluted for a fantasy movie

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Cnut the Great posted:

i like that literally being dumb as hell is actually commonly accepted as a legitimate reason for hating the star wars prequels

e: literally

you're the kind of guy that keeps spreadsheets about his j/o habits aren't you.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
you just don't understand the nuance and complexities of a work of art where george lucas has complete creative control.


la lengua de la cinema es universal

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

it was pretty convoluted for a fantasy movie

well that's a pretty arbitrary standard

but it explains why americans are so bad at understanding basic political and economic issues

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Cnut the Great posted:

natalie portman was like 16 in that movie

op is like a pedophile, or, or, or something
OP idolizes the child molester robert casio so its not surprising

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

TEAYCHES posted:

it was pretty convoluted for a fantasy movie

So's LOTR.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Cnut the Great posted:

well that's a pretty arbitrary standard

but it explains why americans are so bad at understanding basic political and economic issues

lmao

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the phantom menace can only be enjoyed by intelligent ppl w/ refined tastes

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Now THIS is shitposting!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Cnut the Great posted:

i like that literally being dumb as hell is actually commonly accepted as a legitimate reason for hating the star wars prequels

e: literally

what? i think everyone agrees the prequels are really bad

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

thunderspanks posted:

you're the kind of guy that keeps spreadsheets about his j/o habits aren't you.

i could argue the other side if you want but that RLm guy already did that

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
SMG did nothing wrong.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

redshirt posted:

SMG did nothing wrong.

the prequels are really bad, dude.

like, really bad.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i liked the podrace!! it was exciting i wish it could have been done a couple years ago when 3d was all the rage

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Cnut the Great posted:

the prequels are really bad, dude.

like, really bad.

I enjoy them AMA.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

the phantom menace can only be enjoyed by intelligent ppl w/ refined tastes

if you didn't cry at the end when queen amadalla gives the disco ball to jar jar then i don't even know what to say except that you're a philistine.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




redshirt posted:

I enjoy them AMA.

How do you live with your terrible opinions?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

redshirt posted:

I enjoy them AMA.

theiyre bad movies

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Infidel Castro posted:

How do you live with your terrible opinions?

Very comfortably, thank you. It's a great story with a lot of depth.

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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
Attack of the Clone was the worst of the worst, I mean it was just downright loving horrible and embarrassing.

THIS.....







is worst than Jar Jar bink. It's so bad that I forgot this crap even happened

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