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Cnut the Great posted:palpy's just havin fun, having a good time. his enthusiasm's infectious, honestly i was rooting for him the whole time. he's the only one enjoying the star wars Yeah, it's like that movie where some guy's car is stolen and he steals the car of the guys who stole his car and kills his way across town until he finds the guys who stole his car. You can't help but root for him.
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Yeah, it's like that movie where some guy's car is stolen and he steals the car of the guys who stole his car and kills his way across town until he finds the guys who stole his car. You can't help but root for him. John Wick was a pretty good movie tho im a big fan of the keanu reeves
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i watched all the prequels in a row on cable tv in the hospital last year and decided that the best prequel is the one with the really happy ending/credits music, odds are 50/50 it was phantom menace idk i was on a morphine drip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHJBiYvyzWg smd haters seriously it makes a good case for how great the old republic was which puts much perspective on the rest of the films to follow Episode I. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Dec 16, 2014 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:why didnt obi wan and qua gon just kill everyone on board the trade fed ship? just slice through/laser block all the droids and murder the alien dudes boom its over why didn't they just go home, renounce their dumb loving vows of celibacy, and start banging chicks left and right. like, i mean, come on, liam neeson and ewan macgregor, they're pretty attractive dudes. they could get laid no problem. it's a no-brainer, really
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Seems unlikely that there can only ever be two bad guys when the good guys turn bad whenever they have the slightest bit of emotion or get laid or whatever.
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Lord of Pie posted:Seems unlikely that there can only ever be two bad guys when the good guys turn bad whenever they have the slightest bit of emotion or get laid or whatever. lucas is an autist hth
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Top City Homo posted:lucas is an autist hth quote:Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing. Yep.
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Top City Homo posted:lucas is an autist hth Welcome to 1983, when George Lucas reacts with astonishment when his life leaves him for another man after he ditched said wife and their baby daughter to obsess over minor details in filming RotJ on the opposite side of the world.
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Welcome to 1983, when George Lucas reacts with astonishment when his life leaves him for another man after he ditched said wife and their baby daughter to obsess over minor details in filming RotJ on the opposite side of the world. he traded up  HONK HONK
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Cnut the Great posted:he traded up And she traded down.
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Cnut the Great posted:he traded up i wonder if he ties her up and puts a collar on her and calls her a n whore based on jar jar binks i think the answer is yes
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pretty sure the only reason g.l. married her is so he could point to his black wife as evidence that he's not racist
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Cnut the Great posted:pretty sure the only reason g.l. married her is so he could point to his black wife as evidence that he's not racist
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Zippy the Bummer posted:why did Padme know how to fight passably well? she was only 14
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redshirt posted:Wow! That was a pretty brutal insult, if you remember forums poster ASpoonfulofBromide and their awesome posting career
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:why was padme elected queen of naboo at 14 The whole of society in the year "long time ago" were complete idiots.Goofy rear end Obi Wan couldn't figure out how a planet could possibly not show on one of th hologram cubes and it took a classroom full of kids saying "maybe somebody erased it" before the lightbulb went on over his idiot head.
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Harime Nui posted:That was a pretty brutal insult, if you remember forums poster ASpoonfulofBromide and their awesome posting career I know, right? I'm devastated.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:why was padme elected queen of naboo at 14 Tsukino Usagi became Sailor Moon at 14. 14 is the magic age when a woman becomes ready to rule the universe.
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I always thought the story in revenge of the sith was really stupid. Why would anakin have any reason to suspect padme would die for any reason let alone childbirth? And don't give me that 'dream premonition' bullshit, that's the laziest writing i've ever heard of. Good writing should reflect the times. If Anakin were paranoid that padme was going to cuck him, it would have been far more believable, and given his character, it would have even drawn parallels between him and elliot rodgers. Imagine if the space opera scene where palpatine first starts to corrupt him, he handed him a book on dating advice.
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haha but no seriously, it's maybe hosed up that I wanted Natalie Portman like bowzers when I was 11 and she was 14 and it's unchanged now I'm 27 and she's whatever
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You've got to admit though, the story I just made up is literally more believable and makes more sense than the actual movie. Not only that but Anakin would have been more sympathetic.
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Harime Nui posted:haha but no seriously, it's maybe hosed up that I wanted Natalie Portman like bowzers when I was 11 and she was 14 and it's unchanged now I'm 27 and she's whatever she's still 14 you pedo
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eternalname posted:I always thought the story in revenge of the sith was really stupid. Why would anakin have any reason to suspect padme would die for any reason let alone childbirth? And don't give me that 'dream premonition' bullshit, that's the laziest writing i've ever heard of. palpatine introduces anakin to the red pill
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eternalname posted:You've got to admit though, the story I just made up is literally more believable and makes more sense than the actual movie. Not only that but Anakin would have been more sympathetic. i think it would have been better in this situation if obi wan and padme had a thing then, b/c as it stands the virgin (obi wan) defeated the sex-haver (anakin) in rots.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i think it would have been better in this situation if obi wan and padme had a thing then, b/c as it stands the virgin (obi wan) defeated the sex-haver (anakin) in rots. It's because Anakin was draining his vital male power while Obi-Wan stayed strong.......
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Cnut the Great posted:pretty sure the only reason g.l. married her is so he could point to his black wife as evidence that he's not racist actually it's because of a rather well known fact: black don't crack
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ZombieParts posted:The whole of society in the year "long time ago" were complete idiots.Goofy rear end Obi Wan couldn't figure out how a planet could possibly not show on one of th hologram cubes and it took a classroom full of kids saying "maybe somebody erased it" before the lightbulb went on over his idiot head. Tutored by this man and his love of making shitfaced decisions 
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i think it would have been better in this situation if obi wan and padme had a thing then, b/c as it stands the virgin (obi wan) defeated the sex-haver (anakin) in rots. actually, the clone wars cartoon revealed that when obi-wan was a teenager he used to be banging this hot blond MILF (mandalorian i'd like to gently caress)
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why ddid padme die in labor while onboard a starship with a autonomous robot midwife in a society where rapid interstellar travel and gigantic magical machines exist
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Cnut the Great posted:actually, the clone wars cartoon revealed that when obi-wan was a teenager he used to be banging this hot blond MILF (mandalorian i'd like to gently caress) i only believe star wars information that is cited from the OFFICIAL star wars wikia
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why didnt obi wan or anakin use the force to just smash general grevious into a billion pieces, instantly, while he was just shuffling around all hunched over like an old man
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why don't lightsabers exist i mean really it's not fair
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Cnut the Great posted:he traded up I can see daylight between his shirt and that neck; I wonder if she's whipping him into shape?
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Kilmers Elbow posted:I can see daylight between his shirt and that neck; I wonder if she's whipping him into shape? Literal whipping, I'm sure.
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Im sure she loves him for his personality and charm
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Zippy the Bummer posted:why ddid padme die in labor while onboard a starship with a autonomous robot midwife in a society where rapid interstellar travel and gigantic magical machines exist she died of a broken heart
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eternalname posted:she died of a broken heart doctor droids can't fix a broken heart, man...it's,...it's just not in their proramming....
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the best line in all of star wars is UNLIIIIIIIIMITED POWEEEEEERRRRRRRR
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Harime Nui posted:Tsukino Usagi became Sailor Moon at 14. 14 is the magic age when a woman becomes ready to rule the universe. She's also a soldier so the "Padme is a magic anime girl" explanation works best.
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redshirt posted:It's a good Star Wars movie yeah so its a bad movie
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