|
Cnut the Great posted:doctor droids can't fix a broken heart, man...it's,...it's just not in their proramming.... im sure heart transplants were a thing a long, long time ago
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 10:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 08:15 |
|
|
*is hyped for darth maul* *dude has like one line* *dies*
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 12:01
|
|
|
someone should edit the prequels and add in a laugh track after every dialogue scene like in the plinkett reviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA&t=468s
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 12:14
|
|
|
ThePutty posted:someone should edit the prequels and add in a laugh track after every dialogue scene like in the plinkett reviews that makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS_FREUNrME
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 12:19
|
|
|
ThePutty posted:someone should edit the prequels and add in a laugh track after every dialogue scene like in the plinkett reviews alternatively you could just make a video the length of the prequels and loop a laugh track for the entire 7 hours or however long with the video background set to jarjar plowing padme
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 12:29
|
|
|
Alan Smithee posted:*is hyped for darth maul* I have his cup tho
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 12:32
|
|
|
Zippy the Bummer posted:why ddid padme die in labor while onboard a starship with a autonomous robot midwife in a society where rapid interstellar travel and gigantic magical machines exist lucas hates women hth
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 18:46
|
|
|
why didnt anakin and obi wan use the force to make those dinky little handcuffs just pop off why didnt obi wan use the force to levitate himself out of the reactor tunnel thing and also grab his lightsaber, a few scenes prior he uses the force to jump hundreds of feet into the air why does yoda have so much trouble stopping those chair discs the emperor throws at him? in the second movie he easily lifts and moves house-sized rocks with his mind
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 21:28
|
|
|
I've not seen the old star wars movies, only the 3 new ones.
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2014 21:29
|
|
|
i often wonder if palpatine just confused the jews with the jedis
|
|
#
?
Dec 17, 2014 11:56
|
|
|
Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i often wonder if palpatine just confused the jews with the jedis Jewdis.
|
|
#
?
Dec 17, 2014 12:29
|
|
|
To prove the OP's point: The best thing about Star Wars is Palpatine/Sidious/The Emperor. The story is about him, after all. TPM features Palpatine more than any other movie, by far. Ergo, the best Star Wars movie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:15
|
|
|
Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i often wonder if palpatine just confused the jews with the jedis Yoda was Yiddish
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:20
|
|
|
Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i often wonder if palastine just confused the jews with the jedis
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:29
|
|
|
redshirt posted:To prove the OP's point: The best thing about Star Wars is Palpatine/Sidious/The Emperor. dude that's not true at all. palpatine is obviously featured in ep 3 like way more for a star wars fan that sure is a big oversight for you to make Zippy the Bummer posted:why didnt anakin and obi wan use the force to make those dinky little handcuffs just pop off this is true in teh old movies too tho why didn't darth vader just immediately choke luke to death with his mind before he blew up the death star i mean really
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:38
|
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:dude that's not true at all. palpatine is obviously featured in ep 3 like way more
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:39
|
|
|
redshirt posted:Hmm, I'm not sure that's true. Is there a website where some nerd has already answered this? idk dude all i know is that palpatine's basically in the beginning as a hologram a few times, then he's there for teh politics parts, then he shows up at the end for a second in ep 3 he's in like every scene
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:41
|
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:idk dude all i know is that palpatine's basically in the beginning as a hologram a few times, then he's there for teh politics parts, then he shows up at the end for a second Hmm. You may be right. Well, TPM has the coolest Palpatine stuff then.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 03:47
|
|
|
eternalname posted:Good writing should reflect the times. If Anakin were paranoid that padme was going to cuck him, it would have been far more believable, and given his character, it would have even drawn parallels between him and elliot rodgers. Imagine if the space opera scene where palpatine first starts to corrupt him, he handed him a book on dating advice. In the ROTS novelization, on top of Anakin having the dumb dream premonition of Padme dying of something that should be a complete non-issue in sci fi space magic land, he totally suspects that she is cucking him and Obi-Wan is the twins' dad.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 04:03
|
|
|
Moose King posted:In the ROTS novelization, on top of Anakin having the dumb dream premonition of Padme dying of something that should be a complete non-issue in sci fi space magic land, he totally suspects that she is cucking him with Obi-Wan. ROTS novelization is amazing and should be read by every Star Wars fan. It's way better than the movie.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 04:05
|
|
|
redshirt posted:ROTS novelization is amazing and should be read by every Star Wars fan. It's way better than the movie. if it really has a cucking subplot it can't possibly be
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 04:28
|
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:if it really has a cucking subplot it can't possibly be It's not real, Obi Wan makes no moves on Padme whatsoever. But Palpatine puts the idea in Anakin's head and you can tell it's a factor in all that goes down at the end. It's still hinted at in the movies, with Anakin's visit with Padme after killing a bunch of Jedi (not a spot of blood!).
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 04:32
|
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:
whoa.....
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 04:32
|
|
|
redshirt posted:It's not real, Obi Wan makes no moves on Padme whatsoever. But Palpatine puts the idea in Anakin's head and you can tell it's a factor in all that goes down at the end. oh yeah i know all that, but it's still overkill and doesn't really add anything to the story IMO it was a good idea to cut most of it from the movie
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 04:53
|
|
|
Alan Smithee posted:*is hyped for darth maul* The best part about seeing the actor that played Maul do a weird show in Disney World was hearing him talk about how nervous that line made him. So... Who knows what account he posts under?
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 05:36
|
|
|
inkmoth posted:The best part about seeing the actor that played Maul do a weird show in Disney World was hearing him talk about how nervous that line made him. goes by the name inkmouth
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 05:39
|
|
|
Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:goes by the name inkmouth ur sig is trash please change it
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 05:46
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 06:46
|
|
|
Hey that's cool good for him.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 07:14
|
|
Zippy the Bummer posted:why didnt anakin and obi wan use the force to make those dinky little handcuffs just pop off Why did Anakin stayed on Mustafa after slaughtering everyone there? Why did Padme go to Mustafa to argue with Anakin? How did she know he was going to stay there for a while? What if Anakin had to book it elsewhere to do his evil sith deeds and Padme arrived at Mustafa? This is like going to Afghanistan to slaughter important people there and then your wife flies there to argue with you about how you've been a bad boy lately. Why? Why? WHY? Why didn't Padme just wait for Anakin to come home and THEN argue with him? Why the gently caress would Anakin try to jump over Obi Wang Kenobi? Why not just run up to him? Why? Why did Anakin choked his wife? I get it you are angry and all sithy, but did you have to choke your wife like that? Not evem trailer trash wife beaters choke their wives like that. Punch them, yes, throw things at them, yes, but not choke them. How did Obi wan and Padme betrayed Anakin? Why are the Jedi are evil according to Anakin's view? Wan't he motivated by the power of the dark side to save his wife? So why does he care who is good or bad? Why? Why the gently caress Obi wan have no problem working with a clone army cloned after an assassin that tried to kill him and Padme? Why? Why didn't the clone gunship just shoot oval office Dookie's speeder with the pew pew laser instead of missiles? 
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 07:53
|
|
|
burritolingus posted:Hey that's cool good for him. it turns out george lucas has a healthy sense of humor and doens't care if people make fun of him he just doens't like angry nerds he sounds like a cool guy lol
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 07:55
|
|
|
Hingehead posted:Why did Anakin stayed on Mustafa after slaughtering everyone there? it's because of the force dumbass
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 07:56
|
|
|
we should take george lucas and steven spielberg's billions and donate their moneys to NASA or SpaceX so we can return to having star wars
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 07:58
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:it's because of the force dumbass I thought it was because of nanotech.
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 07:59
|
|
|
RadioactiveKid posted:I would have liked The Phantom Menace if it had more pod racing in it. It was the most exciting bit of the movie, and the Episode One Pod Racer game that came out was hella rad yeah ppl always pan the pod racing scenes but i kinda liked them alot at least as a kid
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 08:20
|
|
|
Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:we should take george lucas and steven spielberg's billions and donate their moneys to NASA or SpaceX so we can return to having star wars Reagan tried to give us a Star War and gay liberals hate him for it
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 08:22
|
|
|
2. New Hope is good, space battle was pretty dope. Infiltrating a space station, lots of stormtroopers, i can dig it. No speeder bike scene but the trench run is pretty close. 3. Empire doesn't really have a space battle so it's worse than the first but is still better than Phantom because the Hoth scene and it's mostly Han loving around with the Falcon which is ok. Best light saber battle though. 4. Phantom has the best speeder bike scene but the space battle is lame and further ruined by the kid. Light saber scene is flashy but kinda stupid. 5. The third prequel had a big land battle scene I seem to recall, but it was just a steaming mess. All the light saber poo poo was awful and jesus now I'm remember the yoda fight which is really terrible and dumb. Was there even a space battle? No speeder bike, instead we get a dumb lizard. Bad movie. 6. I don't remember the second prequel's name or anything else besides the extremely terrible romantic scene and I think sand people kill Anakin's mom in it. Obi-Wan is in it too but I don't remember what he was doing but he was really stupid and completely boring. That said I do remember laughing out loud in the theater at the embarrassingly awful love scene and it really upset some fat woman sitting a few rows ahead of me and she would glare at me which was kinda funny so maybe I'd rank it higher than the third prequel. Really none of the other movies actually come close to being as good as Return of the Jedi but the other originals are still fun. Phantom, while being mostly bad and boring, was so much better than the other two prequels. I mean you can disagree with me and all but if you're watching a movie called Star Wars and you think the movie with the character development is better than the one with super star destroyers I'll think you're pretty dumb.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 10:20
|
|
|
Dogmeat posted:
you have a lot of really terrible opinions, dont ya?
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 10:21
|
|
|
Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:you have a lot of really terrible opinions, dont ya? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ZcX1JNju4
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 10:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 08:15 |
|
|
redshirt posted:ROTS novelization is amazing and should be read by every Star Wars fan. It's way better than the movie. Yeah, it was. Vader being a split personality really was cool.
|
|
#
?
Dec 18, 2014 10:36
|
|
