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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Why is ranch so good on everything? It goes with everything perfectly. Chicken? Check. Potato wedges? You know it. Sandwiches? Yup. Salads? Of course. Pizza? No doubt.

You can mix it with other things to make amazing combos. I mix ranch with sriracha and make srirancha. It's great.

Ranch goes with almost everything.

Also, don't post if you aren't American because people from other countries are stupid and don't realize how good ranch is on everything.

ITT we post our favorite things to put ranch on.

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Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
My favorite thing about it, is how perfectly it pairs with hot sauce :)

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Irrational Bees posted:

My favorite thing about it, is how perfectly it pairs with hot sauce :)

The perfect amount of hot and cool. Ranch wins again.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
if you like ranch you deserve death

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
actually, its not

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Irrational Bees posted:

My favorite thing about it, is how perfectly it pairs with hot sauce :)
i dont like ranch but its ok mixed w hot sauce

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
people who drown their food in condiments consistently disgust me to a point of where i can't eat while they're eating near me. they're disgusting. it's disgusting. have some self-control you disgusting filthy nasty icky slob.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

it makes me so angry, i could post on the internet about it!!!

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
ranch is p cool

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

why's it called ranch

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Ranch is pretty much the alpha and omega of condiments. It's kinda scary if you think about it!!!

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

if you like ranch you deserve death

What about if you only eat ranch with salads...?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


It must truly be scary to be a goon, whose teeth chatter and shake at the mere mention of "ranch dressing" and "bread" like loving Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Tsinava posted:

people who drown their food in condiments consistently disgust me to a point of where i can't eat while they're eating near me. they're disgusting. it's disgusting. have some self-control you disgusting filthy nasty icky slob.

Who said anything about drowning it? Just using it is p awesome.

Calm the gently caress down about ranch.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I love dipping pizza in ranch or cesar salad dressing

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta
merican here


ranch is poo poo for fat retards with bad taste

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
im in a giaant suspended iron cage with my legs hanging out because its too small watching the OP dip artisan, wood oven baked pizza in ranch and then eat it.


im sobbing uncontrollably. im in a state of perpetual and unfathomable despair

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta
cool ranch is ok because that's what your mom's box smells like

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i think some people just like cool ranch because it smells like their house

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Matoi Ryuko posted:

What about if you only eat ranch with salads...?

matoi, we have long been forums enemies, but this is acceptable as i will admit to occasionally enjoying ranch on salads

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Tussin Grimace posted:

cool ranch is ok because that's what your mom's box smells like

:vince:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Reroute a cows guts to shoot ranch dressing out of their udders

JERFit
Dec 25, 2007

if someone said they'd give me money to play music + not have a job anymore I'd say NO
ranch is not good on ice cream op

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

matoi, we have long been forums enemies, but this is acceptable as i will admit to occasionally enjoying ranch on salads

I knew it!!

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.
I love ranch on pizza, with a bit of sriracha sauwce.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Chatterbox posted:

I love ranch on pizza, with a bit of sriracha sauwce.

Consider the srirancha that I described in the first post. good stuff.

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
ranch is good, people just dont like it because they don't want people to think they're fat, ranch is actually the best dip for everything including pizza crusts and french fries. (Euros STFU about this you dip your fries in mayonnaise)

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Yo, imma blob posted:

ranch is good, people just dont like it because they don't want people to think they're fat, ranch is actually the best dip for everything including pizza crusts and french fries. (Euros STFU about this you dip your fries in mayonnaise)

i actually dip my french fries in ice cream

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Yo, imma blob posted:

ranch is good, people just dont like it because they don't want people to think they're fat, ranch is actually the best dip for everything including pizza crusts and french fries. (Euros STFU about this you dip your fries in mayonnaise)

Anyone dipping anything in mayo has no room to call anyone fat.

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
for americans, dipping fries in mayonnaise looks sophisticated, because people will think you are european. then they talk to you and find out youre a loving idiot

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.
What about buffalo ranch?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Pierat posted:

for americans, dipping fries in mayonnaise looks sophisticated, because people will think you are european. then they talk to you and find out youre a loving idiot

actully we use cum

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

if you put anything other than bleu cheese on pizza, you're an unrefined savage deserving of death

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

i actually dip my french fries in ice cream

It's not my cup of tea, but I hear fries dipped in a Wendy's Frosty is the bomb diggity, yo

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Chatterbox posted:

What about buffalo ranch?

ok in my books


WalletBeef posted:

if you put anything other than bleu cheese on pizza, you're an unrefined savage deserving of death

o yea moldy cheese delicious. :frogout:

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

It's not my cup of tea, but I hear fries dipped in a Wendy's Frosty is the bomb diggity, yo

fo sho

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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Irrational Bees posted:

My favorite thing about it, is how perfectly it pairs with hot sauce :)

Ranch mixed with hot sauce is the best thing that has ever been created. It is nectar from the gods.

p.s. cover your head with a cloth to hide your shame while eating fried poo poo with hot sauce and ranch so you don't go straight to hell.

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