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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
I'm painting stuff, and have a ranch.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


duh huh huurrrr duhh duhuhuhuh

ah was persidint

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Oo oo, ah ah me monkey man want banana.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Im.... the decider?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Mrs. Bush - "George what have you been painting?"

George - *holds up computer screen while giggling*


Mrs. Bush - "Oh George..."

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
one day I will be mocked by basement dwelling virgins for doing something with my life and having awesome sex that produced two smokin' hot daughters

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i love to rape and murder children and poo poo my pants on cocaine. *smears fecal matter all over self* CACA POO POO PEEPEE

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey barry didja get that letter from condi? yeah shes a real piece of work. brownie says shes a dyke. anyway i gotta run, playin a round of golf with gordie before he flies back to Yurp on tuesday.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
man thank god i can stop pretending to give a poo poo about clearing mesquite now that im not president anymore

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Oh Yeah?


This right here?



This is an ear of corn idiot

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i'm gonna use my vast family wealth to buy a plat upgrade,

now i'm like tony because we both have something to do with pm.

heh

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
*dodges a shoe*

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


wait which george bush are we supposed to be, W or classic

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



we didn't torture any folks

now watch this drive

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


*chokes on pretzel*

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

heckuva job, brownie

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm going to just say "gently caress it" to my Presidency and instead dick around on my ranch for most of my 2nd term.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Yivgev posted:

heckuva job, brownie



Buddy, I stopped down there and even played this kind old woman a song my daddy taught me


BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

one day I will be mocked by basement dwelling virgins for doing something with my life and having awesome sex that produced two smokin' hot daughters

That's what hitler thought.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

i brought untold suffering to mankind but youll grow strangely fond of me as i age out of the reach of justice into an artless painter because youll associate me with your youth as you slip further and further into the routine and mediocrity of middle age

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Breakfast All Day posted:

i brought untold suffering to mankind but youll grow strangely fond of me as i age out of the reach of justice into an artless painter because youll associate me with your youth as you slip further and further into the routine and mediocrity of middle age

get this man, he was actually right to invade iraq and afghanistan

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Breakfast All Day posted:

i brought untold suffering to mankind but youll grow strangely fond of me as i age out of the reach of justice into an artless painter because youll associate me with your youth as you slip further and further into the routine and mediocrity of middle age

So what you're saying is, GWB is a reverse hitler...????!

GBS Ambassador
Oct 31, 2013
I have early stage Alzheimer's.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i'll fondly remember george bush in my middle age as that horrible stupid monkey face president that i love to hate and poo poo all over whenever anyone brings him up

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Poetic Justice posted:

get this man, he was actually right to invade iraq and afghanistan

get a load of this guy. take a hike, guy, youre full of it.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

paranoid randroid posted:

get a load of this guy. take a hike, guy, youre full of it.

Soemtimes you need to remind people across the world that america is the best place on earth

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Now watch this drive!

Swoosh

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
God told me to post in this thread.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

TIME TO COUNT THE MONEY I MADE FROM OIL DEATH

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Weird BIAS posted:

Cheney told me to post in this thread.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


:continues reading book about a pony after being told WTC was attacked:

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002


SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U84zAfb4b58

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Now watch this drive

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
edit: poo poo someone already made that joke uhh hmmmmm ....

i was not a very good president

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
yo yo yo who got some blow?

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

how can you guys hate dubya

he provided nonstop entertainment throughout the aughts

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Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
I have a lot of money and a lot of free time, life is good.

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