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Did Jesus ever get laid? If not, there's a whole lot of virginity going on there.
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I'd be willing to bet that a sheep or camel ate it.
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Dec 15, 2014 23:11
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one of the animals in hte manger had it fo ra midnight snack
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Dec 15, 2014 23:38
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that or they gave it to the owners of the inn as a "thank you"/gently caress you for bein gall full that night
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Dec 15, 2014 23:38
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redshirt posted:Did Jesus ever get laid? jesus saved and became best friends with a whore so you do the math on that one
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Dec 16, 2014 00:02
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wait i was wrong the placenta didn't become the rings of jupiter it was the holy prepuce aka his foreskin after they cut it off lol
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Dec 16, 2014 00:04
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Robo Reagan posted:jesus saved and became best friends with a whore so you do the math on that one So, a virgin. Since she was "saved".
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Dec 16, 2014 00:05
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isn't de-virginizing a really recent thing since christianity is more about forgiveness for past sins instead of pretending they never happened?
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Dec 16, 2014 00:06
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A goat ate it, "the holy ghost" is just another mistranslation through time and history, and bible magic™. It's actually supposed to be "the holy goat".
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