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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
it's called "the wizard"

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Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the bad news is you're about 30 years late on that poo poo being cool.

the good news is that time is apparently cyclical so when the opportunity comes around again be sure to purchase one the moment you're born

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Enjoy your doom

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/6621680/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/exploding-lava-lamp-kills-washington-man/

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


I would like to know why he was heating the lava lamp on a stove.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Ramsus posted:

it's called "the wizard"


You better get the condom out before it melts

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AuntBuck posted:

I would like to know why he was heating the lava lamp on a stove.
i'm channeling 'trailer-dwelling moron' right now and my conscious has me convinced that if i heat up the lava in a lava lamp enough a volcano will happen.

i guess he was kind of right.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



your real life begins today

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


AuntBuck posted:

I would like to know why he was heating the lava lamp on a stove.

So would the police!

quote:

“Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don’t know,” Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

Anyway OP have fun watching your weird lamp and playing Quake. :)

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

lava lamps always look like they are sprouting dicks when they first get going

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Enfys posted:

lava lamps always look like they are sprouting dicks when they first get going
i wonder how many not gay people constantly see dicks in completely ambiguous shapes.

not many i bet!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
It's like....dude!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

AuntBuck posted:

I would like to know why he was heating the lava lamp on a stove.

Because these drat things take hours to get up to temp where the wax blobs around

redshirt posted:

It's like....dude!

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Enjoy all the pussy you'll be getting!

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Don't leave it on for more than like 4 hours.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i could probably get another monitor just for running mp3 visualizations that would use fewer watts than the 40 watt bulb in that lava lamp

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

gary oldmans diary posted:

i could probably get another monitor just for running mp3 visualizations that would use fewer watts than the 40 watt bulb in that lava lamp

I want to live inside my computer as much as possible to

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
it is the right way

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Don't leave it on for more than like 4 hours.

naw, lava lamp recommends 10 hours max, but it has a dimmer so the wizard hat keeps on churnin

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Enjoy all the pussy you'll be getting!

mah gal thinks it's stupid

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line
What are the little projections?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
stars and moons, like real life wizard hats

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

Ramsus posted:

stars and moons, like real life wizard hats

they look kinda like twitter logos to me, but i dont have good eyes

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

thats the gayest thing ive everseen.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


opus111 posted:

thats the gayest thing ive everseen.

Oh my god, you've never seen a mirror???

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

u gay

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



he gay

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Are you going to make meth in the lava lamp

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

quote:

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

what the gently caress?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Is that possible?

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
How many times have you got laid because of it so far?

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Ramsus posted:

it's called "the wizard"


oh really because i call it the virgin tower 9000. when the ladies come over tell them its over 9000 lol

ZergRushing fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Dec 15, 2014

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.angelfire.com/planet/organicchemistry/Index/page%203%20chemical%20drugs/page%203.8.3-recipe.htm

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003



thanks

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

You shouldn't do this

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

RainMaker posted:

How many times have you got laid because of it so far?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNz1XJoSxA

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
I had that one in blue when I was 13 and lighting up that incense stick.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
I was a cool kid

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Booties posted:

I had that one in blue when I was 13 and lighting up that incense stick.

Oh wow that is my age backwards! do you think our meeting was coincidence?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ramsus posted:

it's called "the wizard"


Post again when you get laid.

Or don't. No-one will care.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

how far can you insert it into your anus?

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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

spud posted:

Post again when you get laid.
so, never?

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