Men with long hair: LOL!

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

you don't have the correctly shaped head/face to pull that look off, human being

*shoots shotgun out of side of pickup truck in arkansas*

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Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

Thanks, friend

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Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Unless you're a rock star, don't grow long hair or wear leather pants.

Also, beards only look good on a small percentage of guys, and you're probably not one of them, so shave.

A lucious and full beard extending all the way down one's neck can hide double or triple chins which is probably pretty useful for the average goon.

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:04

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Jesus had long hair

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:13

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Luvcow posted:

Jesus had long hair

Well duh, gotta represent the sins he's dying for.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:21

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

more like a sin against fashion :gay:

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:32

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

it's cool if i have terrible unkempt matted up poo poo for hair because i never go outside anyways

# ? Dec 15, 2014 18:40

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

XMNN posted:

men with long hair this is most of you

I'm the simpering idiot on the left

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:16

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Luvcow posted:

Jesus had long hair

Wrang

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:17

Simstim: Mar 16, 2005; You just gave me a great idea buddy.

sean connery had lopng hair in the rock and he looked bad rear end

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:17

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

i cut my hair short because the doctor said my dick would fall off if i kept getting amazing amounts of pussy everywhere, op

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:18

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

I'd like long hair, but I came to terms with having thin greasy hair long ago. I would have hulk hogan hair minus the baldness. Not good. It's short op.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:28

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I had long hair in high school. It was a fun thing to try, but it looked like poo poo.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:33

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

ElGroucho posted:

Wrang

You're wrong, idiot

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:35

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:36

Ragtime Cthulhu: Dec 11, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

shouldn't WE ALL be ODing in a gutter somewhere, op?

Fixed.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:37

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

Xaris posted:

Yeah that would be my hair if I got it styled by some dandy.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:45

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Robo Reagan posted:

You're wrong, idiot

Al Borland isn't Jesus, puto

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:46

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Couple tips for the Goonmunity:

1: If you wanna really get some long-haired tough guy angry, call him "Goldilocks". This works even if his hair isn't necessarily golden. Worried about physical violence? See my next factoid:

2: About to squab with some long-haired freak? You've got the advantage, my friend....Bob n weave to get up in his grill and then grab a big fistful of hair and wrap it around your fist. This next step is important: DONT LET GO!!!!!!! So long as you've got him by the hair, you pretty much can't lose. My favorite move from this position is the "One handed hammer fist", but anything goes really.

BONUS: After you've vanquished your foe and you're feeling like some rape, grab and hold onto his hair to really send him to PoundTown

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:51

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

This is what a proper short male haircut should look like.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:53

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

i fidn that if my hair gets neck length it gets really itchy when i try to sleep

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:54

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

cool and buff dudes look good with long hair

# ? Dec 15, 2014 20:56

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

my dream is to one day possess awesome as hell gandalf hair but ill prolly be bald by the time I could otherwise rock it. QQ.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:01

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Long hair on dudes is like short hair on girls, if you're a hot enough person it can make you even more attractive to some people but if you're kinda ugly or even just average then it's only going to make you look worse.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:04

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

Do any of you guys with long hair ever get hit on by a dude before they realize that you are a guy?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:05

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

haven't cut my hair or shaved my face since may and i don't give a gently caress

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:07

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Helpimscared posted:

Do any of you guys with long hair ever get hit on by a dude before they realize that you are a guy?

in college it happened a few times, i just stopped buying jeans that fit my rear end so snugly and the problem fixed itself

i dunno how much this topic applies to dreadlocks tho unless you have some real long gnarly ones--i have seen some black dudes with real pretty perms before tho

MLKQUOTEMACHINE fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Dec 15, 2014

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:07

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Lots of drunk girls have said my hair is really pretty and stroked it op

A couple guys too > _ >;;;

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:09

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Although it's really common for drunk dudes to yank on it more than anything.... like I dunno they wanna make sure it's real?

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:11

Davincie: Jul 7, 2008

Harime Nui posted:

Although it's really common for drunk dudes to yank on it more than anything.... like I dunno they wanna make sure it's real?

they secretly want you and you should make advances on them for sure

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:12

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

nutranurse posted:

in college it happened a few times, i just stopped buying jeans that fit my rear end so snugly and the problem fixed itself

i dunno how much this topic applies to dreadlocks tho unless you have some real long gnarly ones--i have seen some black dudes with real pretty perms before tho

lol if you have long hair and arent jacked

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:18

Cool NIN Shirt: Nov 26, 2007; by vyelkin

Harime Nui posted:

Although it's really common for drunk dudes to yank on it more than anything.... like I dunno they wanna make sure it's real?

Let me guess: you just stood there and mumbled "uh....please don't do that....if you don't mind"

Typical longhair.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:19

ktvrxiii: Oct 14, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

You're wrong, idiot

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:23

fanged wang: Nov 1, 2014; by Ralp

i bet at least 60% of the posters itt have that terrible macklemore hitler youth haircut

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:24

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

The jokes on you if you think a Jewish tribal in the middle east looks like Paul loving Rudd with long hair, goons

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:24

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

nutranurse posted:

in college it happened a few times, i just stopped buying jeans that fit my rear end so snugly and the problem fixed itself

wanna gently caress? i dont care if ur hair is long anymore you just gotta squeeze into those jeans. <3

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:26

1st_Panzer_Div.: May 11, 2005; Grimey Drawer

I've got longer hair, it's got lots of amazing curls, is soft, and because I actually shower, it's not greasy. Girls (and sometimes guys) will find excuses to feel my hair, or at bars will just come up and start stroking. I had short hair for a bit, and I've got no idea why the hell I did that. It is not back length long though, it's barely shoulder length when straightened.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:28

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Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

nutranurse posted:

being black adds 20 to 50 lbs of muscle insofar as white people are concerned tho

black dudes dont have long hair

# ? Dec 15, 2014 21:31

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