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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
ARE YOU READY TO WIN A BIG PRIZE?!?!? Get ready for THE GREAT BIRD GAMBIT!

I want you to make the best drawing of a large bird snookering and hoodwinking some country rube bumpkin out of his hard earned cash. The top drawings will receive A FABULOUS BIRD SURPRISE THAT WILL THRILL AND AMAZE EVERY MEMBER OF THE SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM FORUMS! The worst drawings will receive TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES INVOLVING SHAME AND GUILT!

Please break out your art supplies and compete in the Great Bird Gambit now!

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lowtax ill do it but be honest: are we doing your daughters homework??

e:
also we should get the attention of that greek girl from CC that draws greek birds all day

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Someone draw my av

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a hole-y ghost posted:

lowtax ill do it but be honest: are we doing your daughters homework??
No, my daughters are awesome artists and wouldn't need help drawing one hoodwinking a rube

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

When is the submission deadline? I don't want to miss out on any fabulous prizes, but I also don't want to rush my naturally artistic processes and sensibilities.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Lowtax posted:

No, my daughters are awesome artists and wouldn't need help drawing one hoodwinking a rube

Um sounds like they need to contribute to the thread :colbert:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

never trust an elf posted:

Um sounds like they need to contribute to the thread :colbert:
don't listen to him lowtax, never trust an elf

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
ok rich, I'm ready for the shame and guilt now

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

BossRighteous posted:

When is the submission deadline? I don't want to miss out on any fabulous prizes, but I also don't want to rush my naturally artistic processes and sensibilities.
I don't know, whenever, a week? Some time.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Lowtax posted:

I don't know, whenever, a week? Some time.

how about a year

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

THIS IS MY BIRD AND ANYONE WHO STEALS IT IS NOT CREATIVE AND GENERALLY A JERK IRL

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My av sort of works perfectly, someone draw that but replace Tippi Hedren with a hillbilly

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal


stupid birds acting like they own the place

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Are you still getting sued by the bird butt woman

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Lowtax posted:

The worst drawings will receive TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES INVOLVING SHAME AND GUILT!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

some1 draw this:

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
I tried

goomsnarr
Jun 21, 2012

Yeah, yeah...

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008


give this man his moderator star back

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I don't like birds in general. They can fly over you, but at the same time they have no bowel control. I'm all for characterizing them as thieves and swindlers.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I have absolutely no artistic ability but I am looking forward to the results of this

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

money's going the wrong way

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
This threads bombing come on lowtax save it with kid's drawings

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

It reminds me of the Sega Master System game box art

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Suicide Sam E. posted:

I don't like birds in general. They can fly over you, but at the same time they have no bowel control. I'm all for characterizing them as thieves and swindlers.

They have bowel control. Why do you think there's never bird poo poo on the ground near your car? It's always on your car!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

poo poo you beat me to it

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


original bird drawing. do not copy. he doesn't give a poo poo bout nothing.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Saalkin posted:

original bird drawing. do not copy. he doesn't give a poo poo bout nothing.



my favorite so far

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
:nws:http://imgur.com/K8SSfk8:nws:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


lmao

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

CC: Them Bitcoin Birds Is Just City Buzzards Trying To Swindle Us Good Hard Working Country Folk Out Of Are Hard Earned Bucks

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

a hole-y ghost posted:

CC: Them Bitcoin Birds Is Just City Buzzards Trying To Swindle Us Good Hard Working Country Folk Out Of Are Hard Earned Bucks


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