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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

It sometimes feels like a TV movie, but it hit my WWII fix for the week I guess.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
more interested in Kung Fury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RqpItxd8M

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

does shia get shot?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

does shia get shot?

oh god I hope so!

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I was raving about it and saying how good it was several weeks ago, op

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

does shia get shot?

He dies horrifically

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Harime Nui posted:

He dies horrifically

thank god. he is insufferable

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Furies are fuckin gross hth op

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Harime Nui posted:

He dies horrifically

By far not the worst death in that movie

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Fetus Tree posted:

By far not the worst death in that movie

shoutout to german dude who gets run over twice

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
the germans in that movie are dumb as loving poo poo

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Concerned Citizen posted:

the germans in that movie are dumb as loving poo poo

Yes.



Stick Figure Mafia posted:

does shia get shot?

Yes. He's also pretty good in it.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i like when shia eats the egg

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
hmm i'm on the fence is this worth watching

'tv movie', dumb as poo poo adversaries and shia are all not very ringing endorsements

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Shia is just "okay" in it but is great compared to every other movie he's in.

Brad Pitt has been in better movies.

Quick cuts and at times shoddily done battle scenes, they should have stuck with the boring, technical tank fights.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014
Is the violence somewhat toned down or is it "Saving Private Ryan"-style gore everywhere?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
This movie is gory as gently caress


Also don't listen to O'Brien the tank fight is baller as gently caress and easily the highlight of the film

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Concerned Citizen posted:

the germans in that movie are dumb as loving poo poo

They're also fourteen years old or over sixty.

The movie was pretty decent, but that loving dinner scene went on waaaay too long, and the music felt like it was trying too hard.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
The highlight is when they all have eggs.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

Is the violence somewhat toned down or is it "Saving Private Ryan"-style gore everywhere?
Worse, but it's not exploitative in my opinion. The point is "Anybody can say 'War is Hell'; we're gonna show you." I loved it. Saw it twice, wish I would've saw it again in theaters :smith:

Also the score owns bones and I won't hear anything about it :colbert:

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Benny the Snake posted:


Also the score owns bones and I won't hear anything about it :colbert:

gently caress yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvif2p4E_c

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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This is the only movie shia lebowuoufe has been in that i saw mostly the character and not the actor

Fwiw i thought the movie was merely ok

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Arcsquad12 posted:

They're also fourteen years old or over sixty.

isnt that the point

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
There was no Fury thread in Cinema Discusso..... that place sucks......

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Harime Nui posted:

There was no Fury thread in Cinema Discusso..... that place sucks......

I agree, but not really for the same reason

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Whorelord posted:

isnt that the point

It is the point, but the guy was complaining about how stupid the germans were. Of course they'd be loving stupid, they're teenagers and senile nutjobs.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
The guys in that Tiger weren't stupid though, they were intentionally making a suicidal last stand

:rip:

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Sherman tanks liked to explode and burn everyone inside

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

toggle posted:

Sherman tanks liked to explode and burn everyone inside

they were named well

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i didn't expect much and i enjoyed it because tons of nazis get hosed up real bad

the part where they were saving the guys on the field was cool, so was the boss fight

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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I wonder who germans root for in ww2 movies

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009

Arcsquad12 posted:

that loving dinner scene went on waaaay too long

that scene was just awkward as gently caress

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:

that scene was just awkward as gently caress

Ya u could say it felt very forced

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fetus Tree posted:

I wonder who germans root for in ww2 movies

if they root for their grandfathers they'er probably going to be disappointed.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
Dear Internet, I totally did not just illegally download a movie that was released by hackers but this is what i thought of that movie...

I wish Brad Pitt was my dad. And that blonde German girl was smokin hot.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Harime Nui posted:

The guys in that Tiger weren't stupid though, they were intentionally making a suicidal last stand

:rip:

Stupid AF. Almost as stupid as that SS regiment charging at a tank like they were going to bayonet it, or firing their panzerfausts from like six feet away. And the Fury crew was stupid for hanging around in a crippled tank when they could have walked out of there and gotten another one. Allied production capacity ftw.


But you can't have a realistic movie about a single tank crew holding off a battalion, so whatever. gently caress the Waffen-SS.





toggle posted:

Sherman tanks liked to explode and burn everyone inside

Only most of them. Some of the later variants were better.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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I love ppl that whine abt realism in movies

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Fetus Tree posted:

Ya u could say it felt very forced

loool

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

I love ppl that whine abt realism in movies

WW2 is a genre for sperging out about tanks. I think they covered all the dramatic angles already.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I like the part where they swing around the tiger barely outracing its swiveling turret in time to shoot the thing in the back and I don't really care if it was MUH WORLD OF TANKS accurate sorry

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