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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Use the flavor packet on spaghetti noodles for a multi-cultural taste sensation

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

a posting ghost posted:

if you buy maruchan ever you are incredibly wrong. their noodles are stringy and terrible compared to some other ones. korean ramen packs are pretty good for starters

let me explain to you which brand of 20-cent cup noodles are for chumps and which are for the real connoisseurs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

every time you eat ramen.. *they* win

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I dont have chicken
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
1. Boil water.
2. Add noodles and seasoning.
3. Add an uncooked egg and let it cook in the boiling water.
4. Chop up a block of spam and put that in there as well.
5. Top it off with a Kraft single.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmcnbJ9MG4&t=18s

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
avoid carbs by throwing out the ramen and pouring the flavor packet into ur mouth

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I like ghetto quick chicken soup with premade broth or chicken paste, boneless thighs, and egg noodles.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
im all about quinoa rn

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

burritolingus posted:

1. Boil water.
2. Add noodles and seasoning.
3. Add an uncooked egg and let it cook in the boiling water.
4. Chop up a block of spam and put that in there as well.
5. Top it off with a Kraft single.

Not everyone can afford all those ingredients in one meal. Is there anything that I might find around the house that I could add instead?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I also add extra MSG. :twisted: Living on the edge

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

BASF posted:

Not everyone can afford all those ingredients in one meal. Is there anything that I might find around the house that I could add instead?
2 WORDS FRIEND . . . CUM DROP SOUP

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

let me explain to you which brand of 20-cent cup noodles are for chumps and which are for the real connoisseurs

maruchan/top ramen buyer spotted

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

BASF posted:

Not everyone can afford all those ingredients in one meal. Is there anything that I might find around the house that I could add instead?

Try leftover packets of ketchup, hot sauce, and other sauces.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
crunch it up in the bag, pour in lukewarm water and crushed up red hot chitos, roll it into a burrito shape and eat it

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

Pookum posted:

crunch it up in the bag, pour in lukewarm water and crushed up red hot chitos, roll it into a burrito shape and eat it

That's what we used to do in prison.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-x0IlgrE0

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Celery!.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
Sheena Quizon Gregg, assistant director of nutrition education and health promotion at The University of Alabama, said, “Processed foods such as Ramen noodles contain significant amounts of sodium, saturated and trans fats, as well as additives that can lead to chronic disease states such as Type II Diabetes, hypertension and cardiovascular disease if consumed in excessive amounts.”

http://college.usatoday.com/2012/06/23/breaking-down-ramen-noodles-literally/

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
Or you could just learn to cook real food like a normal person and not eat ramen.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i eat dirt

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Use the flavor packet on spaghetti noodles for a multi-cultural taste sensation

put sour cream and freshly chopped chilli in your bolognese sauce for a mexitalian extravaganza

Also mi goreng is better than ramen, but there is no point adding those flavour sachets to bolognaise sauce, the MSG has no effect since it is already full of glutamate.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
voted 1 for trying to ruin ramen

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Are all you motherfuckers still in college or something

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
that isnt going to make it healthy OP. its one of the most terrible foods for you. yes, you took a lot of the salt away, but whats left? garbage mush and palm oil

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


why is everyone so scared of salt?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Mix ramen with rice and serve on bread for a healthy snack

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

meatcookie posted:

Nong Shim for life, yo!

Shin Ramyun does not gently caress around and it hates you SO HARD
Best ramen from a packet ever

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Tom Gorman posted:

add a kraft single to your chef boyardee ravioli before heating it up in the microwave

post this on GWS

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
The purpose behind boyardee is that you can eat it cold in a can and it still tastes amazing. Its not gourmet but its close enough.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
add sardines to it

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

just eat spaghetti instead, it's as cheap

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I like stuffing my ramen inside a rasher of bacon stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey stuffed inside a pig

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Luvcow posted:

I like stuffing my ramen inside a rasher of bacon stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey stuffed inside a pig

Stuffed inside of a goon

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Fetus Tree posted:

Stuffed inside of a goon

Well yeah, if you have a guest you make them their own to eat :shrug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Fetus Tree posted:

The purpose behind boyardee is that you can eat it cold in a can and it still tastes amazing. Its not gourmet but its close enough.
Amazing and Chef Boyardee don't belong in the same sentence.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Chef Boyardee is so bad it's amazing

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Die ealry young and full of salt.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Live Salty

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