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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I tried to find out how to poop after pie.



(How to poop standing up)

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king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
how to be a side chick

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Fetus Tree posted:

Do they teach you how to make a good thread op?

Lowtax posted:

If they do I didn't bother reading it.

http://m.wikihow.com/Post-in-FYAD

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Gonna print this as a pamphlet and distribute to future sides

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Man I wish I had seen this sooner, could have saved some awkward moments!!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Now, now. It's a decent thread for a cracker rear end cracker.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
How Has This Not Been Posted Yet




Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
What the hell. There isn't even a guide on How To Street poo poo. You learn nothing at Wikihow.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I think that courtesy pee thing had its own gbs thread once

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Good-at-Fist-Fighting


the info checks out

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
poo poo, I didn't yell when Uwe Boll beat me up, I guess that was the key.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I still think you're a lot cooler than Uwe Boll fwiw. It's just really funny that he beat you up. He was so freakin mad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax posted:

poo poo, I didn't yell when Uwe Boll beat me up, I guess that was the key.

Got time for a rematch?

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib


quote:

Practice, Practice, Practice. Make out on your arm or on your pillow, pretending it's the person you want to make out with. This will improve your confidence and technique. Ask yourself if you are going too fast, kissing too hard or acting too nervous. Practice makes perfect.

http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Good-at-Making-Out

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I'm going to make you feel the pain you made me feel when you made fun of my films.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

poo poo, I didn't yell when Uwe Boll beat me up, I guess that was the key.

the mouthguard makes it kind of tough. IMO they should change the referee's final instructions, aka "the staredown" into "the yelldown"

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Lowtax posted:

poo poo, I didn't yell when Uwe Boll beat me up, I guess that was the key.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

quote:

foolthatpool 4 months ago

Lowtax fights like every goon from SA would fight, comes out jumping around thinking it's funny, gets his poo poo pushed in and goes to cry about on his hugbox forum

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I'm sure Uwe Boll could beat up a lot of people but I bet he couldn't make one decent film.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tsinava posted:

I'm sure Uwe Boll could beat up a lot of people but I bet he couldn't make one decent film.

:golfclap:

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
lmao he even made a movie about the holocaust, and hosed that up. how do you gently caress up a freaking holocaust movie, and you're from germany. lmao

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib


http://m.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-Fighter

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Tsinava posted:

lmao he even made a movie about the holocaust, and hosed that up. how do you gently caress up a freaking holocaust movie, and you're from germany. lmao

did he make it a comedy or something?

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

TOOT BOOT posted:

did he make it a comedy or something?

Yeah, or vilify Jewish people? loving up a holocaust movie is quite the feat.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich



quote:

Ostriches have terrible ground fighting skills. If you can manage to get behind one, cinch your arm around its neck tightly and use your momentum to fall to one side. While on the ground and keeping hold of the neck, make sure to chop the throat repeatedly until the bird loses consciousness.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

TOOT BOOT posted:

did he make it a comedy or something?

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want you to laugh at it so no.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Lowtax posted:

poo poo, I didn't yell when Uwe Boll beat me up, I guess that was the key.

did you go into that fight thinking it was for shits n giggles while Uwe went in thinking he'd get some payback for all the bad reviews of his movies?



Also could this be my new avatar?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Okay everybody stop derailing this, the thread is about WikiHow not Uwe Boll beating me up!!!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I don't see any articles on bringing the mothafuckin ruckus, maybe I should contribute

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax posted:

Okay everybody stop derailing this, the thread is about WikiHow not Uwe Boll beating me up!!!



But we have questions!

And we loved the fact that you actually did it. While Uwe was a total rear end about the whole thing.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

VendaGoat posted:

But we have questions!
Then make a separate thread about it, buckshot.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Places-Alone

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lowtax posted:

Then make a separate thread about it, buckshot.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3688328

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Scan the horizon for online comic book auctions.



Wine tasters are often haunted by the ghosts of the grapes they drank.



http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Comic-Book-Online
"Hello, can I tell you about my terrible Elder Scrolls fancomic?"




Do not shake hands with an ostrich. Play dead, but be sure to lie on your stomach so he can't see you breathing.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

TOOT BOOT posted:

i couldn't find anything about how to attract and bind a skeletal familiar, loving useless

nm here's the proper article http://www.wikihow.com/Cast-a-Circle

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

:goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
is there any instruction s on how not to be utter poo poo

i need to know for a friend

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this thread has got me SO loving hard right now

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