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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

sounds good, maybe ill buy it later if it still seems like a good idea

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Doctor J Off posted:

sounds good, maybe ill buy it later if it still seems like a good idea

the smiley buying cooling-off period

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pond





:frog:

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
http://m.wikihow.com/Disappear-Completely

necroid
May 14, 2009

woah wtf why is this post like this

Demonachizer posted:


The whole thing is amazing. It was clearly written by an unmarried sperglord.
http://www.wikihow.com/Catch-Your-Wife-Cheating-on-Her-Cell-Phone

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



necroid posted:

woah wtf why is this post like this




Probably a fault on your end. Restart your comp

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
I went looking for the worst legal advice on the site.

How to Prove You're Innocent when You've Been Accused of a Crime


quote:

If you lose your temper, do so with 'cold fury' rather than blasts of rage.

And then I found this:

How to Be Innocent and Cute



quote:

It might be a good idea to start watching anime!

























Kawaii!

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
The suggested articles are pretty cool too.

How To Be Mysterious



How To Be Sassy

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



How to trip off your loving planet and into the dimension of daffodil people

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Badass

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
So is this site a true wiki? Like can anyone contribute tips?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
How to be a thalidomide baby and have a hosed up short-rear end arm

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Phobic Nest posted:

The suggested articles are pretty cool too.

How To Be Mysterious




mona "fivehead" lisa.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Baller
How to have huge woman hands

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Step 7: Analyze the consistency of your stools.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Wikihow only gave me one way to skin a cat and I've spent my entire life being assured that there is more than one way. I don't know what to believe anymore; help me pls :(

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Rutibex posted:

Step 7: Analyze the consistency of your stools.


That's not going to help, there's no pixelated option on the card

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Rutibex posted:

Step 7: Analyze the consistency of your stools.


That is a pretty good representation of the Bristol Stool Scale.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Rutibex posted:

Step 7: Analyze the consistency of your stools.


Looks like someone's been pooping in Morse code. The secret message reads:

H - O - T - N

Hmm, gonna take a while to get the full message. This better be good.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character


5. Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Perform some sort of negative interaction with the picture, such as burning it or tearing it to pieces. Many find this step extremely difficult. If you begin to cry or feel extreme emotional pain afterward, don't worry. You will eventually get over it.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Y-Hat posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character


5. Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Perform some sort of negative interaction with the picture, such as burning it or tearing it to pieces. Many find this step extremely difficult. If you begin to cry or feel extreme emotional pain afterward, don't worry. You will eventually get over it.
Hahahaha

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Y-Hat posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character


5. Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Perform some sort of negative interaction with the picture, such as burning it or tearing it to pieces. Many find this step extremely difficult. If you begin to cry or feel extreme emotional pain afterward, don't worry. You will eventually get over it.

Thanks for hacking my private blog.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Y-Hat posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character


5. Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Perform some sort of negative interaction with the picture, such as burning it or tearing it to pieces. Many find this step extremely difficult. If you begin to cry or feel extreme emotional pain afterward, don't worry. You will eventually get over it.

I would like to think that's a later article by the How To Be Innocent and Cute author after their advice bit them in the rear end.

It's basically how to be really repressed while acting like your favorite animes. It even acknowledges that this behavior will drive away your friends but that's okay cuz they weren't troo friends anyway.














Dango Daikazoku!

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
Thanks wikihow for these amazing and easy lifehacks my psychologist didn't want me to know about that helped me become a woman


The first step was to shave my legs




Every lady needs a pair of sexy heels!



yay!



Wikihow taught me how to cope with the new emotions I was feeling



And showed me how to get back into the dating game





There was a lot of paperwork involved to change my gender on my accounts







But in the end it was all worth it and I learned a lot about the most important things in life: Being an independent black woman.





Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I refuse to believe those are all being done in complete sincerity

those illustrations, jesus christ lol

I can't believe it

Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Dec 16, 2014

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
hahahahahaha

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Monkey Fracas posted:

I refuse to believe those are all being done in complete sincerity

those illustrations, jesus christ lol

I can't believe it



The page I got that from was "how to dance in uncomfortable shoes"

This page doesn't have any anime drawings but the videos on how to break in shoes gave me weird fetish video vibes too.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
Oh I almost forgot to post these ones

















get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

serious norman posted:

Thanks for hacking my private blog.
sorry for reopening old wounds, no hard feelings i hope

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


"Follow me to the folksy covered bridge....if you want to live!"

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


quote:

Get to know your siblings. Your little sister might seem like the most annoying person in the world now, but you're likely going to spend the rest of your life with her. Plus, being at home will be much more fun when every night is like a sleepover with your best friend.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Well-Rounded-Teenager

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
NOS4A2

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
http://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Your-Autism

Betacord
Mar 24, 2013

7 DAYS / 1 PROGRAM
How to React if You Fall off a Cruise Ship: http://www.wikihow.com/React-if-You-Fall-off-a-Cruise-Ship

quote:

Be reasonable. If you have been stranded for more than about three or four hours and no ships have happened to pass by, your chances of survival are extremely low. While it may be depressing, console yourself with memories of good times, the fact that you will probably pass out before you drown.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
http://www.wikihow.com/Soothe-a-Sore-Vagina

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

If you get accidentally get thrown off or fall off a cruise ship, be sure to think quickly and grab on to something. Real life is literally like the movies and this can be easily accomplished.

This should be the only step:

http://i.imgur.com/BHph4WK.jpg

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-if-You%27re-Diagnosed-With-AIDS

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

step 6: pin the 4 legs on the sleep-deprived pig

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Deaf

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