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burritolingus posted:Uwe Boll's movies are that "so bad it's good" kind of good. In other words, the worst kind of good. Fun to watch with friends, though.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 09:42 |
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didn't uwe boll whuss out of fighting someone with actual amateur kickboxing experience lol
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 13:25 |
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burritolingus posted:Uwe Boll's movies are that "so bad it's good" kind of good. In other words, the worst kind of good. Fun to watch with friends, though.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 13:29 |
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Uwe-Bola
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 13:32 |
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i think by losing the fight lowtax actually won at life, is my opinion
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 13:33 |
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Wow, LT got knocked down 5-6x and still kept getting up. More heart than I remembered. Goongratulation, Kyanka.... you did it!
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 13:59 |
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Uwe taking it so serious and actually beating them up made it so much funnier though, and lowtax did a great job considering imo.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:13 |
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Low taxes rick flair flop was really funny and years later every so often I remember it and I still laugh. Thnaks richard!
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:36 |
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VectorSigma posted:what the christ. Funny thing about this movie. They just got done filming the Holocaust movie and they had all these sets still around, so they decided to just go "gently caress it, let's shoot another movie since we got all these sets".
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:40 |
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Torka posted:haven't seen it but I kinda liked what he had to say about it Yeah I've actually seen that film and honestly, it's not bad. It's over the top at times, but considering the poo poo that is on the historical record on what happened in the holocaust the over the top poo poo isn't that over the top. The film has pacing problems, and lacks any meaningful plot, but it was actually kind of refreshing. I've seen so many movies that deal with the holocaust which allude to the atrocities or try and humanize certain Nazis that it was refreshing to see a movie where it was "yes these people are loving evil, this is how loving twisted we became towards the end of the war." None of the Schindler List gas chamber is really a shower fake out, no humor like in Life is Beautiful, just an examination of how far down the dark path humans can really go. Uwe Boll is a lovely person, and he's made a ton of movies which are just garbage, and really this movie suffered from his poor direction. However I'm glad it was made.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:47 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Wow, LT got knocked down 5-6x and still kept getting up. More heart than I remembered. I imagine this was going through his head at the time.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:52 |
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I must know, Lowtax. Did Uwe challenge you, or did you challenge Uwe?
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 14:54 |
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Lowtax should have challenged Mr. Boll to a non-contact sport, like bowling, air hockey, drawing web comics, or competitive forums moderation
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 15:13 |
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Roger Craig posted:Lowtax should have challenged Mr. Boll to a non-contact sport, like bowling, air hockey, drawing web comics, or competitive forums moderation Or making movies. Guaranteed win for lowtax.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 15:25 |
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Ricardio posted:Low taxes rick flair flop was really funny and years later every so often I remember it and I still laugh. Thnaks richard! I still think about his interview and asking if he can say "gently caress" and then giving a big, cheesy smile.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 15:42 |
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 15:53 |
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Yo, imma blob posted:finally.. .the truth has out. Didn't Lowtax explain the whole thing in a front page article way back whenever before it happened, about how he'd never seen any of his movies but was going to review one for the opportunity to get punched? Then somewhere along the way a bunch of people somehow got the idea that he was a legitimate movie critic or something.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 15:54 |
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tens of thousands of ppl beat themselves up every year running the ny marathon.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:01 |
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Lowtax are there plans to make Doom House of the Dead
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:06 |
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lowtax tell him you want a rematch and we'll send my uncle instead. we wont tell him hes a retired pro boxer. flip teh script on him.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:28 |
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I remember when Uwe Boll sent out the challenge he said something about no obvious ringers, so he was never planning on fighting anyone who could potentially hurt him. Lowtax still got in a couple of hits, for America. You should've filmed your training then put it in a montage.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:42 |
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I wish Lowtax had knocked him the gently caress out, but he's like the least violent person ever. Just always seems happy and friendly like my dog. If lowtax was a dog he would wag his tail a lot.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:48 |
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if richard had cared about any of us, he would have done a bunch of steroids and died of a heart attack while training.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:48 |
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spud posted:I wish Lowtax had knocked him the gently caress out, but he's like the least violent person ever.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:52 |
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Lowtax posted:Also keep in mind that, when I was in the ring (before the match started), I was still under the impression that this was a PR gag. When he started pummeling the poo poo out of me, I actually said (well tried to say with my mouthpiece in) "what the hell are you doing?" to him. I really couldn't even get a punch in because I was too busy trying to protect my face from his fists. Sounds like the old anvil in the boxing glove trick.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 16:53 |
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Lowtax posted:Also keep in mind that, when I was in the ring (before the match started), I was still under the impression that this was a PR gag. When he started pummeling the poo poo out of me, I actually said (well tried to say with my mouthpiece in) "what the hell are you doing?" to him. I really couldn't even get a punch in because I was too busy trying to protect my face from his fists. Fair point. What did you say to the guy at ring side?
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:00 |
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Uwe Boll was angry because the critical response to his movies was pretty humiliating. In turn, he wanted to publicly humiliate a few of his critics in a fight he couldn't lose. He was very clear that he would not be pulling any punches. In interviews, he spoke openly about his background as a semiprofessional boxer. Three of the five participants knew what they were getting into, but two of the them, Lowtax and Ain't it Cool News writer Jeff Sneider, somehow ended up assuming the event was going to be just entertainment with no real boxing involved.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:03 |
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Less Is Definitely posted:Uwe Boll was angry because the critical response to his movies was pretty humiliating. In turn, he wanted to publicly humiliate a few of his critics in a fight he couldn't lose. He was very clear that he would not be pulling any punches. In interviews, he spoke openly about his background as a semiprofessional boxer.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:06 |
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Uwe boll and Steven seagal should make a movie together Spend whole time on set trying to sucker punch each other Plus would possibly be worst movie ever
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:30 |
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Lowtax posted:Are you inferring that somehow the concept of getting flown into another country for the sole purpose of being punched a lot was a conceptually flawed idea?!? I never thought of it that way! Hey, I applied for Raging Boll as well. Getting flown to another country for the sole purpose of getting punched in the face by Uwe Boll and living to tell the story sounded awesome! Sadly, he turned me down because at that point, we had been in contact for a while and he knew I didn't actually hate him. (Still think most of his movies are pretty poor, to be quite honest.)
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:31 |
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chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:35 |
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Lowtax posted:Also keep in mind that, when I was in the ring (before the match started), I was still under the impression that this was a PR gag. When he started pummeling the poo poo out of me, I actually said (well tried to say with my mouthpiece in) "what the hell are you doing?" to him. I really couldn't even get a punch in because I was too busy trying to protect my face from his fists. Should have kicked him in the nuts then pretended you thought it was kickboxing at that was allowed and the reason you didn't know any better is because they didn't train you as promised. Seriously, I try to see the best in Germans because I'm a forgiving man and it was ages ago, and then they pull oval office-tier poo poo like this. I also feel post match you should have really loving laid into him and his movies a bit more just to wind him up followed by saying he punched like a pussy.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:52 |
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At least Boll was successful in proving that he wasn't a bad director by punching people in the face. Lowtax it's time for a rematch. Get the SA offices back and turn them into a training facility. We want montage footage.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 17:59 |
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I fully assumed at the time that it was real boxing, it literally always is in these stunts. I saw a youtube of some debate to be followed by a boxing match and the one beardo got absolutely destroyed, rendering his opinions null and his face a mess
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 18:00 |
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Lowtax should have whipped out a glock and given him a charlie horse
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 18:05 |
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uwe boll's "popularity" has to do with germany wanting to get rid off the hitler guy stigma.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 18:17 |
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I solely base my opinion of a movie on whether or not the director can beat the living poo poo out of unknowing, untrained individual. The expendables was the best movie ever!
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 20:07 |
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Uwe makes movies based on video games. They were panned. He took it to the logical extreme, whereas in a video game an immature loser would message you after a round and call you names, challenging you to say it to his face. It's like poetry.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 21:49 |
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echronorian posted:Uwe makes movies based on video games. They were panned. He took it to the logical extreme, whereas in a video game an immature loser would message you after a round and call you names, challenging you to say it to his face. It's like poetry. And this is why I love Lowtax... Uwe Bolll is a big dumb rear end in a top hat, Lowtax is a lesser big dumb rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Dec 16, 2014 21:51 |
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Lowtax posted:Also keep in mind that, when I was in the ring (before the match started), I was still under the impression that this was a PR gag. When he started pummeling the poo poo out of me, I actually said (well tried to say with my mouthpiece in) "what the hell are you doing?" to him. I really couldn't even get a punch in because I was too busy trying to protect my face from his fists. (i think this is one of those things that should be cleared up backstage before the fight starts)
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