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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM Required watching above. This was around 2006ish, I remember watching it fondly. Hoping that the creator of https://www.somethingawful.com would kick the poo poo out of some dipshit no name director. Sadly I was disappointing. So I made this thread to ask Lowtax What he was thinking and what went in to him agreeing to this poo poo bucket of a fight. hey Lowtax! What up, Yo? Why didn't you train? Did you think Uwe was a joke? Anyway, ask Lowtax about his fight in this thread, Yo.
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spatula massacre posted:And you still are disappointing OP.. My pleasure.
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Was this for some sort of charity? cock size comparison
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Dec 16, 2014 07:24
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Tsinava posted:Uwe Boll Is a German Movie Director That Made Arguably The Worst Holocaust Movie Ever Except Maybe That One With Robin Williams In It. This
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Lowtax, would you consider a rematch?
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Lowtax posted:They couldn't find three critics that would fight him, so I emailed them and said that I've never reviewed any of his films, but if I do would I get a free trip to Vancouver and they said yes because they had nobody else. So I wrote a review of one of his films so I'd get a free plane ticket / hotel in Vancouver. Seriously? You sold out for an rear end kicking and a trip to Canada? Was there free booze involved? Please tell me there was free booze involved.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:34
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Lowtax posted:Yeah, it wasn't bad. I mean, getting punched in the head by a German movie director who has 16 years of boxing experience kinda sucks, it feels like there are angry bees in your brain trying to escape, but hey the flight and hotel were free. I'm still trying to figure out what was the upside for you? I mean, he's a dick, that much is concrete.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:36
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scopes posted:free booze? its canada, man they issue a bottle of crown royal and a jug of maple syrup to everyone at all ports of entry. Lowtax posted:Free trip. *books flight ticket to canada*
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Dec 16, 2014 07:38
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Considering Uwe Boll is now old news, do you think I could challenge him to a fight to resurrect both of our careers? How hard did he hit?
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Dec 16, 2014 07:40
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The Wizard of Poz posted:lowtax got brutally punched repeatedly in his head for comedy which is more than any of you sad rear end motherfuckers have ever accomplished me -----> 
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Dec 16, 2014 07:47
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Lowtax posted:I don't want to fight, I love everybody in this world. Would you consider a no holds barred gift off with Santa now?
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Dec 16, 2014 07:55
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mookface posted:I feel sorry for the actress who portrays "blubberella" After seeing the first 15 minutes of that film, she doesn't care.
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Dec 16, 2014 07:55
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Lowtax posted:I'm training how to spirit bomb You're not Goku? MY IMMERSION! 
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I solely base my opinion of a movie on whether or not the director can beat the living poo poo out of unknowing, untrained individual. The expendables was the best movie ever!
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