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RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

VikingSkull posted:

replace Dagestan with Ingushetia but yeah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_hostage_crisis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

pro tier right there, got themselves some lucrative Norinco sponsorship with that one

Chechnya is a first time eligible lock for the Hall of Fame

Are there numbers for how many the taliban have killed? Using the app so difficult to look.

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I hope none of the killers turn out to be American police officers.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

I hope none of the killers turn out to be American police officers.

Nah, couldn't be any.
The kids weren't walking down a street, sitting in a expensive car, or sitting at home next door to the proper target house.
And for 100 kids, US cops would need about 30000 bullets shot.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Holy crap! That's talibananas!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
this could have been stopped if the teachers were armed.

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNRBajLM8_4&t=88s

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
They burned a teacher alive in front of her students.

You know there was at least one kid muttering "serves you right bitch"

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Liberals furiously sit around a meeting desk with white boards along the walls. "Schools! It happened at a school so, you know, America has school shootings too?"

Everyone nods slowly, eventually a round of applause starts.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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Urgh, and to think this is small compared to the massacre we're facing in Afghanistan when the pullout is finally complete.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006



e: Honestly I doubt even Pakistan would really miss Waziristan.

Vernii fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Dec 16, 2014

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.

echronorian posted:

It's almost as if certain groups of people hate each other and the US has fanned the flames for decades

Believe it or not but every single event on earth does not revolve around the US

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Viridiant posted:

For people who hate America they sure do like to act like us when it comes to killing brown people.

Actually maybe we could use that common bond to befriend them. Let's be pals with the Taliban.

we tried that lol

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

echronorian posted:

It's almost as if certain groups of people hate each other and the US has fanned the flames for decades

Kind of racist imo to act like people in Pakistan have no capacity for independent thought and merely react according to American string pulling

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Aren't India and Pakistan always just about to go to war with each other? When's that gonna happen?

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

boom boom boom posted:

Aren't India and Pakistan always just about to go to war with each other? When's that gonna happen?

Soon hopefully.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

what will this mean for the upcoming everest season

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
How come when theres a shooting everybodys like ban guns but when islam kills a gazillion people per minute everyones like I'll ride with you, not all muslims!, its just a small minority making us all look bad. How baout we ban islam???

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
a lawsuit against RUSSIA, maker of the kalishnikovs used in this brutal school slaying, is underway

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

lol I feel bad for the kids

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Lt. Chips posted:

Holy crap! That's talibananas!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

No its true the ISI literally fund and assist a group waging war against the rest of the government

If there's one thing intelligence agencies do a bang-up job on, it's acting completely rogue from the interests they were created to serve and doing whatever the gently caress they want.

Except in America, there the government finds reasons to kowtow to it.

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
Is it possible to sound genuinely sad while using a hasthag

Nog
May 15, 2006

i, mohammad ibn asadullah, accept the #hostageshootingchallenge and i nominate @mullahomar and @imirbaghdadi


*shoots 15 children in the face for being shiite*

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
This wouldn't have happened if Americans had not kill Muslim children!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

sexy young infidel posted:

a lawsuit against RUSSIA, maker of the kalishnikovs used in this brutal school slaying, is underway

Bitch I made this joke in the Sandy Hook lawsuit thread. I'll send you my paypal details so you can pay restitution.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

but seriously, islam belongs in the trash

I guess this is a good start to you then? theres 100 less now

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the black husserl posted:

I guess this is a good start to you then? theres 100 fewer now

ftfy

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Magnitogorsk. posted:

Believe it or not but every single event on earth does not revolve around the US

hmmm yase whycome the taliban are in pakistan now??? :iiam:

Nog
May 15, 2006

SplitSoul posted:

hmmm yase whycome the taliban are in pakistan now??? :iiam:

some dudes you can't tell if they're legit super dumb or just joking

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



oh man all thoes kids and so close to christmas

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Bitch I made this joke in the Sandy Hook lawsuit thread. I'll send you my paypal details so you can pay restitution.

your remuneration must wait until i receive all this lawsuit money :D

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -



That was......
loving hilarious! I choked on my coffee.


Thank you.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


If guns were illegal in america none of this would have ever happened.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im starting to think that maybe muslims aren't so cool

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

but seriously, islam belongs in the trash

All religion belongs in the trash. Christianity use to be just as terrible.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

All religion belongs in the trash. Christianity use to be just as terrible.

really makes you think

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
that's a nice religion of peace ya got there

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

echronorian posted:

It's almost as if certain groups of people hate each other and the US has fanned the flames for decades

these groups have been slaughtering each other literally since day 1 but ya fight the power grr US so bad

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

echronorian posted:

It's almost as if certain groups of people hate each other and the US has fanned the flames for decades

Yes, the us is to blame for tollybon hacking kids heads off and burning teachers alive in pockyston.

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Fog Tripper posted:

Yes, the us is to blame for tollybon hacking kids heads off and burning teachers alive in pockyston.

Nah, we can blame the Ruskies for them. Al-Queda and ISIS are all the US' doing.

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