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RonMexicosPitbull posted:pretty sure literally any handgun could have done the same thing. Reloading takes literally 3 seconds. Vaccinations duh
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 14:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:37 |
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Bushmaster's pretty low-budget they probably shoulda gone after Nike for providing him with the high-efficiency military walking apparatus that enabled him to jog around all day without getting worn out.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 14:36 |
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goku im piss posted:Bushmaster should build a memorial to the dead kids because the sales boom after was like Christmas. It's only fair. Agreed but they should get to engrave testimony from the coroner, police, survivors etc. as to the awesome power and smooth jam-free action of the Bushmaster product line
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:48 |
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RAGE HOLE posted:You can cover a lot of running distance in 3 seconds. That's time enough to run for cover or out of a classroom. Count it out. When Cho was out here shooting up a school full of actual adults, with long legs and working brains and plausibly a concept of the existence of reloading, he left a trail of 17 dang magazines and was still zapping people just fine What makes internet tactical analyists think it's a good or smart idea to go into wierd theorycrafting about how if the crazy guy had been like limited to FMJ bullets with lower DPS some gym coach or cleaning lady would have totally counted the bullets then run up and done ken do on him deflecting the rounds with their forearms before anybody else got hurt, is this the liberal wiener equivalent of the guys who drone about how if they were there they totally would have owned the guy with their Desert Eagle thanks Obama A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Dec 16, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:55 |
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As a combat expert who's seen The Transporter five times I
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 19:13 |
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IMO real guns should rattle whenever you pull them out or point them like they do in movies, so that children getting school shooted can have awareness of exactly where the killer is at all times, and take advantage of the momentary cocking-noise delay before getting shot to execute a dive and shoulder roll behind a desk
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 19:17 |
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1gnoirents posted:btw I got a Ron Paul email from signing up for the Colt AR giveaway GBS thread . thanks GBS Are you a part of the Ron Paul Revolution now?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 19:22 |
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AR15s should be outlawed cause they're ugly and boring and for ugly boring people not cause they've got the ultimate power, IMO it'd be real cool to shoot up a school with that pump action grenade launcher from Far Cry
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 19:31 |
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Alexzandvar posted:Again, the criteria is "is it good for hunting?" and the AR-15 is not nearly as good as many good dedicated hunting rifles. My Uncle is a Game Warden and after Sandy Hook they had a plague of people trying to hunting with poo poo like AR-15's despite the fact it's retarded. lol thanks for the hunting opinion from someone who literally doesn't hunt or know hunters guy I wonder just how broken in the mind you have to be to do this kind of handwringing and then decide that killing defenseless animals for sport is the one inalienable gun-related right you're willing to defend to the exclusion of all else A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Dec 16, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 20:29 |
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The AR is popular in the Western Hemisphere and NATO satellite states for the same reason the AK is popular in African shitholes: because there's a skrillion of them and they're cheap as dirt and you can't throw a rock without hitting someone who got training to use one on the government's dime. It's not a big shocker that the Zetas, who are literally Mexican ex-military, roll ARs over like a FAL or that shotgun from the Terminator or whatever the hell
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 20:38 |
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Blistex posted:To anyone wondering what this is about. The ATF allowed people to make straw purchases at gun stores near the border, knowing that they would be used by the cartels. Their plan was as follows... Note that 'let' here means 'compel gunshops to sell to them, even that one idiot who walked in ordering a straight-up pallet of guns on the Texas border that they kept calling the cops on'
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 20:48 |
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Alexzandvar posted:A lot of technology gets improved through government subsidies and what not if there isn't a market force to drive research. Considering the varied excellent application smart guns might have it would probably be worth looking into making them less obtuse. The bulk of the NRA's opposition is due to immediate-term political factors, as a few states have legislation already in the tubes mandating smartgun safeties and microprinting the instant they become commercially available - not 'reliable', not 'cheap', just possible to mandate in a way that won't get immediately thrown out in court as a second amendment violation. Hence, there can be no smartguns on the market. Beyond that, when you're adding a component to a machine designed to fail safe (make the machine not work), there is no level of quality short of "literally never malfunctions" that isn't making the whole less reliable. There is no cost reduction short of "free" that doesn't make the whole more expensive. So you've got to make the case that it's worth it for people to buy a more expensive, less reliable gun, and reliability is sort of centrally important in the gun market. The only people really enamored of sticking biometric readers in guns are the Brady bunch, who aren't inclined to make that case or do much more than screech about stuff that bothered them in 80s movies.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 21:37 |
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Alexzandvar posted:The government can subsidize more than one thing at a time. Even absent the US's unique legal/political climate, no gun manufacturer anywhere in the world has produced or marketed smartguns in significant quantity, despite a couple of international manufacturers prototyping them at various points. Because nobody wants them, not even the cops in neurotically safety-concerned countries like the UK. They're a totally marginal gimmick, whose worldwide sales from all manufacturers number in the scores every year. People buy lots of safes.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 21:53 |
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fanged wang posted:guns are better than kids, imo feed your children to your gun
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:21 |
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FogHelmut posted:"when i need to use a gun" I used to joke about that but just last weekend in my chill suburban neighborhood I had a guy bust into my house and try to murder my roommate, and he only got off him and waited for the cops to show up cause I rolled up with a shotgun so welp Just lucky the guy sucked at strangling cause I totally did not have a complete working gun in the house whne he came through the door A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Dec 16, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:26 |
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I thought they trained yall to the hellthread why didn't they
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:30 |
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How does tezzor manage to consistently troll you people. Like, I can't get mad at him, he's just doing his low-effort gimmick, but yall is some abominably stupid motherfuckers.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:32 |
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Cannon_Fodder posted:I'm A-Ok with pant-making GBS threads a bold stance for GBS
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:34 |
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The problem with America is too many handguns, and not enough handjobs. instead of planning your standoff against your neighbor have you ever thought of just reaching down his pants and giving him a jerk?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:41 |
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fanged wang posted:one thing that really grinds my gears is all these kids getting shot with bullets constantly nah it's very cool
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:43 |
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One thing that I feel strongly about, is that it would be extremely sick if a dude took a flamethrower to his office building. Please sign my petition
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:45 |
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Moridin920 posted:it's not that hard to make a bomb to kill a bunch of people if you're determined Why'd the bomb thing go out of fashion anyway, like right through the 70s you were getting bomb dudes all the time then suddenly all the Meteskys turned into Kleibolds, what gives It's a failure of the imagination if you ask me.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:48 |
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FogHelmut posted:If I had shady roommates like that I'd prob have a working shotgun tbh Dude's alright he just like banging mean drunks' daughters, apparently
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:52 |
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Stex T posted:is it wrong that I have more faith in this device now that I know that Americans DIDN'T build it? no that's fair Moridin920 posted:I mean yeah, don't get me wrong, I don't think people should be allowed to have fully automatic weapons and poo poo there's not really much reason for that. screw u
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 22:59 |
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 23:03 |
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Stex T posted:I don't subscribe to Freudian psychology, but I do accept its conclusion that gun owners buy guns because they're phallic and they're all compensating for small penises Freud was a product of his time and that biased his work, some of us have normal size penises but hunger for big black dong
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 23:08 |
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well if I may take a break for a moment from posting my sincere and angry opinions in an ironic tone, frankly now fellas,
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 23:21 |
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a creepy colon posted:Yeah dude, other wise youd have to get the same exact weapon except it would have been made in yugoslavia, latvia or vietnam, holy crap lois but ya youre SOOOOOO lucky not if it's one of the shotguns IDK why nobody (except molot I guess) makes saiga-12 knockoffs, they're hilarious and it's not like the real deal are works of skilled craftsmanship.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 03:27 |
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I wanna sue Bushmaster cause they ruined a perfectly good nickname
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 03:38 |
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Mange Mite posted:theres nothing stopping you from using it. theres a shitton of stuff called bushmaster http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushmaster yeah but now all the ladies just think I'm a mall ninja
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 03:41 |
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Triple A posted:it's funny how many self-described socialists show that they are very classist towards rural poors TBH I think that stopped being funny for most people around the holodomor King Vidiot posted:No but seriously there needs to be a law, applicable to anyone with the power to enforce it, that every American citizen have their basic needs, including proper counseling and mental healthcare, taken care of in full even if they're not above the poverty line. the whole reason Lanza's a celebrity is cause spree shooters are comfortable suburban bougies killing comfortable suburban bougies, nobody cares about ghetto kids scragging each other and nobody's gonna make a law about it unless it's to shovel the lot of them off to prison forever so they don't have to look at em on the way to Starbucks
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 16:46 |
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Mange Mite posted:i look forward to the next round of avatar swaps and kindly suggest to mods that they up the game with also nameswaps train all 4 to their own forum down under Coupons to hash it out once and for all, last man standing has the Right Opinions
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 16:58 |
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Powercrazy posted:This forum was called the thunder dome. It still exists, but I don't remember the forumid. Thunderdome was curated and meant to be entertaining I'm thinking more an oubliette where they gradually revert to cannibalism I mean yeah it won't happen for the same reason violently unfunny idiots don't just get banned, but proposing convoluted pointless non-compromises over dead issues is what a gunthread is all about A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Dec 17, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 17:10 |
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Mange Mite posted:isnt this what hellthread is? Hellthread regulars are free to migrate outside their shitpost reservation cf: AK and Tezzor.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 17:15 |
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Pauline Kael posted:Yes, you can be an strident retard about gun control, and double down on stupid every time you've given a chance, I doubt anyone could stop you, but here in the real world, almost nobody stands to the left of you on this topic, so like the rest of your schtick, it's a fringe position held only by least relevant portion of the voting public. Literally, nobody agrees with you (except Ableist Kinkshamer? Congrats on that?) and even those inclined to see your point of view are embarrassed by you and wish you would shut up. Maybe it's time for you to try something different and less annoying like being one of those PETA people that screams about fur or something. I don't really want to get involved with your attempt to totally own the catchphrase-pasting idiot with weak burns but please don't malign PETA, like their ideology or not they're witty and they brought us hot naked chicks
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 18:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fyr0zbaFyE
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 18:43 |
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Fool and the World posted:Stating something as axiomatic doesn't suddenly make it so. PTSD is an actual thing you loving chode and it wouldn't happen if the military were a bunch of automatons as you so stupidly asserted you awful piece of poo poo Machines break down from overuse all the time.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:59 |
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You'll never see so many Confederate flags as you will around an army base and the venn diagram of ex-military and militia guys is a bullseye so in reality it's probably a tossup whether a significant number of them would go berserk and become the vanguard of the racial holy war given an opportunity or if they'd just talk a lot of dumb poo poo about revolutionating against those socialists what's ruining America as they butchered the actual popular uprising against the state, my guess is the latter and then the former
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 21:06 |
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fanged wang posted:tezzor it's plain that the world has moved on and that your particular brand of dour frowny faced trolling no longer amuses or captivates the gbs commentariat. it is time to pack it in, grandpa. IDK man he seems to have totally captivated this thread by pasting out generic frothing about stupid rednecks Almost like he's hitting a bit too close to home for some people
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 22:27 |
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fanged wang posted:tezzor it's plain that the world has moved on and that your particular brand of dour frowny faced trolling no longer amuses or captivates the gbs commentariat. it is time to pack it in, grandpa. IDK man he seems to have totally captivated this thread by pasting out generic frothing about stupid rednecks Almost like he's hitting a bit too close to home for some people
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 22:28 |